What's your best Pick Up line?
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I must be Thor because you've given me a legendary hammer
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Here is Dayos straight fom the V forum...
"How was I to know we were negotiating? Nothing was ever said about it. "
Hands down 10...
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem sucks
So there's my que
To make a move on you -
I have a boner, it's your fault for giving it to me, so it's only right you tend to it.
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The✯Hitmαn wrote:
Classy...My Pick Up Line: Nice shoes can I fuck you?
Found it on Google.
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"Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder."
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You heard this cheap one in a country song...
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only 10 I see. -
Unga Bunga! (hits her over the head with a club and drags her back to the cave by her hair)
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Best thread in quite a while👍😂
and
"are you wearing space pants?
cause your ass is outta this world" -
RΞ〽IΠGTФΠ🇺🇸 wrote:
wasn't that on a movie? HahaDoes this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Mizman102 wrote:
😳Best pickup line for girls: Ya know what they say about guys with big feet? Have sex with me!
Best pickup line for guys: Mary had a little lamb, let me touch your boobies.
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Cro-mag wrote:
😹😹😹😹 LMAOUnga Bunga! (hits her over the head with a club and drags her back to the cave by her hair)
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see my friend over there well hes weird but me im cool... wanna fuck
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Cro-mag wrote:
Classic Cave Mans 😹Unga Bunga! (hits her over the head with a club and drags her back to the cave by her hair)
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The best one ive ever heard
(Charlie Murphy)"Hi, I just got outta jail, I'm in the hotel across the street, room C18, don't make me come back out here"
all while doing the famous Charlie Murphy smile (big eyes wide smile) and not blinking 😹😹😹😹
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Josh8625 wrote:
Really? really dude? Really? If the TW community only knew...see you at the battery Monday! HahaYou: "hey, what are you doing later?" Her: "oh, well, i dunno" you (as confidently as you can muster): "how about coming home with me?"...you would be surprised by the answer
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My big friend here likes you want to meet him.
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Guy ask girl: do I smell?
Girl replies: no
Guy: must be your pussy then...
Interesting results with tis one ....
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"hey babe, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?"
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If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Her: AwwwYou: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
You: When you fell from heaven?
You: 'cause your face looks F'ED UP! -
"I want to be on you." - Ron Burgundy
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"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
(I love that one. So nerdy!)"Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
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"Can I tie your shoes? .... 'Cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."
Another nerdy science pickup line sort of thing: "I sulfur when you argon."
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"You must be German because you started the battle of my bulge."
"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"How much?"
"Enough to break the ice."
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"Your willingness to discuss Harry Potter with me greatly increases the probability that I'll let you Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets, and that's not just the Butterbeer talking."
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How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up!?
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Nice legs..
What time do they open? -
Bella wins!😜
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Lol I love the second one 😹😹😹👍"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
(I love that one. So nerdy!)"Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
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