Best insults and one-liners
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My recent favorites are
Go headbutt a bullet
Go fuck a landmine
Go play in traffic -
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd wipe it off my zipper.
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"you're about as useful as a match stick that's been dropped in a puddle"
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"I'm not avoiding you, I am just allergic to your presence"
Those are my favorite insults
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Hey laserlips, your mother was a snow blower!
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Bahahahahahahahahaha! 👉🐑
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"if you fell into a bucket of tits,you'd come out sucking your thumb"
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You couldn't get a root in a brothel.
Go pour yourself a concreate milkshake, and harden the fuck up
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Did your mother take a shit in your frontal lob when you were born?
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C-3PO Is more helpful than your dumb ass.
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GreenManXphile wrote:
LOLC-3PO Is more helpful than your dumb ass.
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You as thick as pig shit.
Calling you a wanker would be a promotion.
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When somebody says " Fuck You" I reply you wanna what ;) classic comeback
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If somebody tells me "you suck" I reply "well you swallow".
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Abbafour wrote:
NiceIf somebody tells me "you suck" I reply "well you swallow".
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Go flush yourself down the toilet you little sh!t
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GRANE wrote:
Well that makes senseGo flush yourself down the toilet you little sh!t
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Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.
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It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
Don't get lost in thought, your a total stranger there.
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bones73 wrote:
My recent favorites are
Go headbutt a bullet
Go fuck a landmine
Go play in traffic -
That makes about as much sense as a football bat
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Shut your cock holster... Take that how you wish.
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BigBK wrote:
Biff! That's about as stupid as a screen door on a battleship. HahaMake like a tree and get the fuck outta here.
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The more you talk, the less I listen...
My nuts, your chin.
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Is that your face or did your neck throw up.
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I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck(mother told that to me all the time) -
I bet you could fuck up a rock fight.
Go rent a gun and buy a bullet.
Your as usefull as tits on a bull.
Go take a long walk on a short pier. -
bones73 wrote:
Haha my parents would tell me to go play in traffic.My recent favorites are
Go headbutt a bullet
Go fuck a landmine
Go play in traffic -
Amber Dragon wrote:
👍😝👍It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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You are like an appendix you have no use and can develop into a bitching pain.
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I give you the middle finger salute.
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Jmac used to describe shitty boobs like "a piece of toast with the butter licked off both sides." but I think he was referring to his own man tits. this is funny.
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The last thing I wanna do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
U can't teach an old dog new tricks, but u sure can be a dickhead.
You strip paint with your breath?
Stars falling down from the sky everytime you walk by just ain't good.
You make sewer rats look cute and cudley.
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