Best insults and one-liners

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• Shurtugal Sep 27, 2011

  Shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is.
• Add ZINGG Sep 27, 2011

  Amber Dragon wrote:

  Shut up. You'll never be the man your mother is.
  

  Hahaha.
• Killing Man Sep 28, 2011

  Hey Wanker! You are a Jackoff!
• The KUSH Sep 28, 2011

  "Who do you VooDoo Bitch!"
• Ɗօ۷ⱥℌқɪɳ Sep 28, 2011

  Your about as useful as a poopy-flavored lolipop
• FDT Sep 28, 2011

  Fall over and die
• SloBThaKnoB Sep 28, 2011

  Suck it easy!!!
• JZN Sep 28, 2011

  You couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.
• JZN Sep 29, 2011

  Your as smart as a screen door in a battleship.
  Biff Tannen.
• Add Nuckfuts Sep 29, 2011

  If I wanted to hear an asshole speak I'd fart.
• Killing Man Sep 29, 2011

  Something is going to get "stuck" in your throat if you keep moving your mouth
• 🇺🇸EMP🇺🇸 Sep 29, 2011

  Damn, you stink!
• 💘Ang💘 Sep 29, 2011

  Sorry, my mistake. I forgot you're stupid!
• 🐕Travdog70🐕 Sep 29, 2011

  I would call you stupid ,but iy wouldn't be fair to the stupid people!

  The village called the want their idiot back

  I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

  I heard you were a test tube baby, the said you weren't worth a f@&k then either
• --ℵąʊعŋժ-- Sep 29, 2011

  JZN wrote:

  Your as smart as a screen door in a battleship.
  Biff Tannen.
  

  as useful as a screen door in a submarine?
• --ℵąʊعŋժ-- Sep 29, 2011

  You make Ronald McDonald look hot.
• BangBoogie Sep 29, 2011

  Ya moms!!!
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 29, 2011

  If you were on fire i wouldnt piss on you to save you.
  If you were dying of thirst i wouldnt give you the sweat off my nuts.
• fum Sep 29, 2011

  Add SUP wrote:

  Your about as useful as a poopy-flavored lolipop
  

  I love that movie
• B.V.B0BC4T Sep 29, 2011

  Go die in a hole
• Killing Man Sep 29, 2011

  A castration is less painful then you
• Killing Man Sep 29, 2011

  You are a piece of shit in an ice cream cone that was ate by a homeless person
• This is Balls Sep 30, 2011

  Piss drinking sons of circus whores
• willbill642 Sep 30, 2011

  What's that? I can't hear you over you dumb ass comments!
• Killing Man Sep 30, 2011

  Hey Shit sandwich I think they serve you at McDonalds
• JonnyB83 Sep 30, 2011

  You've got a face a dog wouldn't lick !!!
• DuttyMonkey Sep 30, 2011

  BigBK wrote:

  Make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.
  

  "that's leave you idiot" lol live that film
• DuttyMonkey Sep 30, 2011

  Ur about as useful as a used cotton ear bud
• Add: KOZY Sep 30, 2011

  Slathering makeup on your face won't make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try being pretty on the inside, bitch.
• Killing Man Sep 30, 2011

  Why could your dad not flush you down the toilet

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