Favourite sex moves
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
hehe. Your resistance only increases her urge.Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
SEVENDarthPenatrator wrote:
hehe. Your resistance only increases her urge.Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
her first rape. Awwwww.Don Jasperoni wrote:
SEVENDarthPenatrator wrote:
hehe. Your resistance only increases her urge.Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol i think ill pass. Any more sex moves?DarthPenatrator wrote:
her first rape. Awwwww.Don Jasperoni wrote:
SEVENDarthPenatrator wrote:
hehe. Your resistance only increases her urge.Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
check PMs brah. Lol.Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol i think ill pass. Any more sex moves?DarthPenatrator wrote:
her first rape. Awwwww.Don Jasperoni wrote:
SEVENDarthPenatrator wrote:
hehe. Your resistance only increases her urge.Don Jasperoni wrote:
ewwwwwwwwwwwDarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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Oh yeah i forgot about those lol woopsies
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Canadian jackhammer:
Do a stand-up 69 with a girl, then in the middle of it, drop her.
Eric: Yo bro last night I made my girl a "Canadian Jackhammer"
Ari: Dude, I'm more into the Cherry Popsicle.
Eric: I don't even wanna know. -
Lol. Cherry popsicle is nasty. And why do I know all this shit already??
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Kabob:
A Homosexual man of Middle Eastern/Persian/Arabic desent that likes to skewer young meat.
Look at that "Kabob", cruising for boys in his Lotus Elise. -
Spitroast and the pitchfork.
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lolLol. Cherry popsicle is nasty. And why do I know all this shit already??
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Spitroast:
The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.
If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.
If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back, it becomes known as a 'lathe'.
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Couldnt find pitchfork, so heres cherry popsicle:
To receive oral sex after penetrating a woman while she was on her period.
While Jim Bob was tending bar he decided to have a quickie with his girlfriend. After the quickie Jim Bob realized she was on her period but had no time to clean his penis. Later on that night, Jim Bob had an opportunity to receive oral sex from a patron. While receiving oral sex, Jim Bob said "I hope you like my cherry popsicle!" -
nick wrote:
nick, what would you say if i said i performed the pele on your mother? :/Hey, this app is rated 12+, let's keep it PG.
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I wonder how long it will be before you're banned from the forums...
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howard wrote:
i dont care, ill just make another account.I wonder how long it will be before you're banned from the forums...
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Bump?
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Try the air tight ski pole, flaming dragon and the wounded pirate
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Lol. I haven't actually done anything too wrong. Darth = llls
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Lols*
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lol thx. Time to post some more defsLols*
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Air tight ski pole:
When you take five guys and one girl and have sex with her. Three dudes picking a whole, either mouth, ass or pussy. While they fuck her in her wholes she takes the two other guys standing at her side and begins jerking them off as if using ski poles.
Dude #1: Man we need to run the ol' air tight ski pole on this bitch.
Dude #2: Dude I get one of the wholes no matter what.
Dude #3: I get ass you get pussy?
Dude #4: What if your shit touches, won't that be weird?
Dude #2 and 3: Maybe, but fuck it.
Dude #4: Ok, well I'll take the mouth, I guess that leaves you guys as the poles.
Dude #1 and 5: FUCK! Well there better be plenty of lube. -
Flaming dragon:
Aka when a guy is getting head from a girl and right before inevitable ejaculation the guy pulls the girls head down on his beef whistle until his man shaft is penetrating near her nostrils at that point he will let flow forward his jesus juice in such a explosive manner that his man gravy will projaculate out of her nostrils resembling a dragon blowing flames out his nostrils
After an unrestrained flaming dragon i had to take svetlana to the emergency room to get her nose sewed back on. -
Wounded pirate:
When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
I got back at that cheating bitch by giving her the angry pirate just before I broke up with her! -
The turtle
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The turtle:
A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.
"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!""When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"
"Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"
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The red batman
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Sorry, but i couldnt find anything on the red batman! Any others?
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Lol. The big jake
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