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Most fucked up move I know - the dancing pirate. PM me for the explanation, it's not forum safe. Haha
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Lol jacksie that's not unforum worthy!!! And I already know it. Hehe. It's when you explode in her eye then kick her in the shin so she hops around with one hand on her eye like a pirate with an eyepatch btw peeps.
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There's definitely worse if you'd like me to explain them
too. Haha. Anyone heard of the pink sock? -
I know what that is. Lol.
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You know the roman party???
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Can't say I do..
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Check your PM for explaination.
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Not actually a sex move... but has anyone here heard of Blue Waffle? Google it if you haven't
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I know what that is dude. On par with octopus girl in dirtyness. And it is a sex move sorta.
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100th post also!!
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Best sex position.... Mine is the rodeo it's where u doin a girl doggie , grab here Tits and wisper in her ear .... Ur tits feel like ur sisters and see how long u can hold on for
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
Roflol, I cannot believe you just brought that up.jacksie wrote:
lol. I know loads more that are worse. Look up jersey hot pocket. (don't if you're under 18)I've got plenty, but I'd probably be banned if i posted them :)
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Heres the urban dictionary defintion of the jersey hot pocket:
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket. -
DarthPenatrator wrote:
LOL. On a similar note. Have you heard of the sludge bomb. (same thing but "downstairs")Heres the urban dictionary defintion of the jersey hot pocket:
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket. -
Don Jasperoni wrote:
nope but ill brb and postDarthPenatrator wrote:
LOL. On a similar note. Have you heard of the sludge bomb. (same thing but "downstairs")Heres the urban dictionary defintion of the jersey hot pocket:
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket. -
DarthPenatrator wrote:
lol. Btw nick. Don't kill me.Don Jasperoni wrote:
nope but ill brb and postDarthPenatrator wrote:
LOL. On a similar note. Have you heard of the sludge bomb. (same thing but "downstairs")Heres the urban dictionary defintion of the jersey hot pocket:
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket. -
I couldnt find the sludge bomb so heres the alabam style hot pocket:
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket. -
DarthPenatrator wrote:
lol. Same thing.I couldnt find the sludge bomb so heres the alabam style hot pocket:
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket. -
Ever done the Arabian sunglasses?
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Name some more... Ill post the definitions so you dont get banned. I dont care about this account, i dont plan on using it for long.
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Arabian sunglasses:
A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.
"The desert sun was too bright for poor Jim. I just had to lend him my Arabian Sunglasses." -
LOOL how about aqua sock?
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The snow plow? Bingo bango?? It's funny cos random people can read it. Hehe.
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The Pink Sock :
While fucking a girl in the ass, slap her on the back of the head, making her clench her ass. As she clenches, pull out. If she's clenched hard enough, you end up pulling the inside of her anus out attached to your dick, which apparently looks like a pink sock! -
Couldnt find aqua sock, but urban dictionary said this deinition is similar (???):
Turketron:
AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".
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jacksie wrote:
lol but I know it. :)The Pink Sock :
While fucking a girl in the ass, slap her on the back of the head, making her clench her ass. As she clenches, pull out. If she's clenched hard enough, you end up pulling the inside of her anus out attached to your dick, which apparently looks like a pink sock! -
jacksie wrote:
WTFThe Pink Sock :
While fucking a girl in the ass, slap her on the back of the head, making her clench her ass. As she clenches, pull out. If she's clenched hard enough, you end up pulling the inside of her anus out attached to your dick, which apparently looks like a pink sock!has anyone else seen mr. Hands?
😱
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
lol. No. But I have seen that episode. Adult swim is lol. METALOCALYPSE yeah!!Couldnt find aqua sock, but urban dictionary said this deinition is similar (???):
Turketron:
AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".
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Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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DarthPenatrator wrote:
lol joker. Just ignore her. Your strugglingonly makes her harder.Im posting about sex positions and turkies as my 7 yr old sister tries to tickle me... I feel so dirty
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