Favourite sex moves
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TDi wrote:
welll said lol💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
please don't think this don prat represents the people in the uk. He's a horny 16 yr old kid that probably hasn't had sex yet. Statistically people who brag about it haven't even got close.Quick question do they really call that male part a schlong in england?
He can't spell or speak the queens language properly yet. I feel kind of sad as my tax money has obviously failed this poor inbred excuse of a child and is going to cost more than he's worth in benifits 😒 -
Don Jasperoni wrote:
I used to go to a grammer school good times good times😋TDi wrote:
very nice. I go to a grammar school actually. I'm just having a laugh. Sheesh. I'm not being serious here. I mean, body slamming with your peen. Really?💀TRAILERTRASH💀 wrote:
please don't think this don prat represents the people in the uk. He's a horny 16 yr old kid that probably hasn't had sex yet. Statistically people who brag about it haven't even got close.Quick question do they really call that male part a schlong in england?
He can't spell or speak the queens language properly yet. I feel kind of sad as my tax money has obviously failed this poor inbred excuse of a child and is going to cost more than he's worth in benifits 😒 -
Kl Howard. It's pretty good as we learn more and play rugby instead of football. It's like a day out with mates but we have lessons but they aren't so bad.
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I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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howard wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
Wait wasn't the tittle of the post favorite sex moves what gives?howard wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Phil McGroin wrote:
oh yeah lol. Got distracted. What's yours??Don Jasperoni wrote:
Wait wasn't the tittle of the post favorite sex moves what gives?howard wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Yes I was never one of the big guys but could take a beating cut my head playing once ended up in hospital, yes i've always wanted to play ice hockey I doubt I ever will though🙍
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
ice hockey is badass i play ithoward wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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One time I had the ball and was running at some huge guy who went to tackle me but somehow hit my head at full pace on his eye. Was kinda funny but he was messed up so not that funny.
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Cliché wrote:
awesome. U are no longer whiny emo kid. You are HOCKEY MANDon Jasperoni wrote:
ice hockey is badass i play ithoward wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Rusty pelican: you have to be at the beach an you have to have sand on your 🐔. I'll let you figure out the rest. Lmao
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Phil McGroin wrote:
LOL I know that one. Jokes. I also like the African safari for the jokes.Also known as bucking bronco.Rusty pelican: you have to be at the beach an you have to have sand on your 🐔. I'll let you figure out the rest. Lmao
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Hellooooooooo any more funny moves?
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My favorite was "Sex 2: The Return after the Sandwich"
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
emo? 😖Cliché wrote:
awesome. U are no longer whiny emo kid. You are HOCKEY MANDon Jasperoni wrote:
ice hockey is badass i play ithoward wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Lol clichè. You where acting like a meladramatic whiner for a while. But you stopped now so it's kl.
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I dont about sex moves, but i know i funny porno title:
"National Pleasure 2: the Book of Secretions"
lol
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
I play ice hockey too. It's fun.Cliché wrote:
awesome. U are no longer whiny emo kid. You are HOCKEY MANDon Jasperoni wrote:
ice hockey is badass i play ithoward wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Mr Ice wrote:
h-h-hellz yes.Don Jasperoni wrote:
I play ice hockey too. It's fun.Cliché wrote:
awesome. U are no longer whiny emo kid. You are HOCKEY MANDon Jasperoni wrote:
ice hockey is badass i play ithoward wrote:
I play flanker or full back. I'm not a big guy but I can hit and take a hit. I'm okay at football but people act like pussies when I do anything to them. Even a shoulder barge. Never played hockey in afraid. Ice hockey looks badass but hard though.I was okay at rugby as a winger, but I prefered playing hockey on our AstroTurf, I was quite good at football too
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Bump for the lulz
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Bump because this thread and the OP make me laugh. :/
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Children, children
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Bump!!!!
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Turf Warrior wrote:
kinky but possibly illegal except in columbia.Children, children
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Cliché wrote:
thanks 😜Bump because this thread and the OP make me laugh. :/
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Don Jasperoni wrote:
lolTurf Warrior wrote:
kinky but possibly illegal except in columbia.Children, children
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🏧(ass to mouth)
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Don Veal wrote:
a timeless classic. However I feel she may aswell toss the salad straight away.🏧(ass to mouth)
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