🏆WINNERS! AT LONG LAST!🏆
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It was hard to choose a winner, and that's the excuse I'm using. The jokes were all wonderful. Most of them are as funny as my clever GD quips (take that any way you wish😏). So Here are the winners!
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For the retrieval contest:
Superyan! And he wins an all expenses payed trip...... TO THE E.R.!
😺🏆🚑________🏬Start packing your bags! 😜
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Ok now the other contest, the Joke contest, the real contest.
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The winner is: "The Man"
"The Man" 1 week ago Quote
So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. After a few drinks the bartender says to the pirate "Excuse me, did you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"The pirate replies "Arrrrrrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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What does he win?
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This is a pretty new joke to me, all the others I've either heard alot, were boring, yada yada, thank you all for participating!
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! 🍻
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Arrrrrrdrr
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That joke won? It's one of the oldest jokes I can think of
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Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes? -
!ZAZ wrote:
😹 I like the complaint about the cock!Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes? -
Darn I when I saw that joke I knew it was going to win!
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Can you post a second and thrid place just so we can see?
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Ya post.
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Second place:
Poncacity Kid 1 week ago Quote
The police respond to a call of two teenage kids messing around in a back alley. When the cops arrive, they find one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.Cleanest Joke.
Yet still funny, fancy that kids. -
The Buckeye 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
What's a thrid?Can you post a second and thrid place just so we can see?
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Third Place:
Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
I know I already posted something like this but i got some more requests. I'm sorry I lied about the whole Ashley thing, and getting arrested. And for you guys whole still don't know I made up Ahsley and bage was just a mistake and I never got arrested and never will get arrested. All credits including the person who directed me goes to dick brown note.Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
No hard feelings Brown.An instant classic.
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Ah...
Thanks xD
I enjoyed my trip but the food wasn't nice and the weather sucked. Oh and the staff were terrible. They kept laughing at me. I'd advise you pick a different place next year -
Lol at the 3rd place.
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
You like anything about cock!!ZAZ wrote:
😹 I like the complaint about the cock!Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes? -
Primo wrote:
No no thats not tru. I luv everything about COCK!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
You like anything about cock!!ZAZ wrote:
😹 I like the complaint about the cock!Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes? -
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
is it you that took all the 🐔?Primo wrote:
No no thats not tru. I luv everything about COCK!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
You like anything about cock!!ZAZ wrote:
😹 I like the complaint about the cock!Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes?
Mama's still mad about that ya know -
Primo Loco wrote:
Shhhhhh.....don't tell mother!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
is it you that took all the 🐔?Primo wrote:
No no thats not tru. I luv everything about COCK!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
You like anything about cock!!ZAZ wrote:
😹 I like the complaint about the cock!Ah yes, now the list of complaints Come:
•It was a cock joke, so immature.
•pirates are so cliche.
•my joke didn't win so I'm complaining.
•What's the prize?
•why does only one person get the prize?
•you didn't like MY joke?
•is the prize edible?
•why do you only like cock jokes.
Ok, that's pretty much all complaints, so were up to snuff here, all good, yes?
Mama's still mad about that ya know -
!ZAZ wrote:
Hahah I thought this was the best one!Third Place:
Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
I know I already posted something like this but i got some more requests. I'm sorry I lied about the whole Ashley thing, and getting arrested. And for you guys whole still don't know I made up Ahsley and bage was just a mistake and I never got arrested and never will get arrested. All credits including the person who directed me goes to dick brown note.Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
No hard feelings Brown.An instant classic.
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!ZAZ wrote:
Ha ha.... Hilarious!! 😹😹Third Place:
Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
I know I already posted something like this but i got some more requests. I'm sorry I lied about the whole Ashley thing, and getting arrested. And for you guys whole still don't know I made up Ahsley and bage was just a mistake and I never got arrested and never will get arrested. All credits including the person who directed me goes to dick brown note.Sir talk a lot 1 day ago Quote
No hard feelings Brown.An instant classic.
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I feel honored that I came in second! I feel that I should impart one more joke:
Two kids were sitting in a hospital room waiting to have surgery. The first asks what kind of surgery the other kid is having. The other kid replys that he is getting his tonsils taken out. The first replys that he had it done the year prior and he got to eat all the ice cream he wanted for two weeks. Awesome replied the second, what are you getting done? I'm getting circumcised, said the first. Oh no, said the second, I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year! -
Poncacity Kid wrote:
Oldie but goody.I feel honored that I came in second! I feel that I should impart one more joke:
Two kids were sitting in a hospital room waiting to have surgery. The first asks what kind of surgery the other kid is having. The other kid replys that he is getting his tonsils taken out. The first replys that he had it done the year prior and he got to eat all the ice cream he wanted for two weeks. Awesome replied the second, what are you getting done? I'm getting circumcised, said the first. Oh no, said the second, I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year! -
What did the egg say to the boiling water??
Gimme a minute to get hard, i just came out of a chick
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R Dizzle wrote:
Lmao 😹😹😹😹😹😹What did the egg say to the boiling water??
Gimme a minute to get hard, i just came out of a chick
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
R Dizzle wrote:
Lmao 😹😹😹😹😹😹What did the egg say to the boiling water??
Gimme a minute to get hard, i just came out of a chick
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So...Primo came into work the other day with two black eyes.
"Bro", I asked, "where did you get those shiners!?".
"Well, it's like this. I was standing in line at Jimmy Johns behind Chula and noticed her dress was stuck in her crack. Being a gentleman mobster I reached down and pulled it out. The next thing I see is her turning around and a fist coming at my right eye."
"Wow!", I exclaimed, "but what happened to your left eye?"
"Now that I just don't understand.", said Primo, " when she turned back around I just reached down and stuck it back into place for her...."
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