🏆WINNERS! AT LONG LAST!🏆

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• Carl 💔 Johnson Jul 1, 2011

  R Dizzle wrote:

  What did the egg say to the boiling water??

  Gimme a minute to get hard, i just came out of a chick
  

  Its i just got laid by some chick
• Carl 💔 Johnson Jul 1, 2011

  χ🇺🇸ɑɱɓɭɛɾ 👊🔨💀 wrote:

  So...Primo came into work the other day with two black eyes.

  "Bro", I asked, "where did you get those shiners!?".

  "Well, it's like this. I was standing in line at Jimmy Johns behind Chula and noticed her dress was stuck in her crack. Being a gentleman mobster I reached down and pulled it out. The next thing I see is her turning around and a fist coming at my right eye."

  "Wow!", I exclaimed, "but what happened to your left eye?"

  "Now that I just don't understand.", said Primo, " when she turned back around I just reached down and stuck it back into place for her...."
  

  Hil-fucking-arious
• The Buckeye Jul 1, 2011

  carl johnson wrote:

  χ🇺🇸ɑɱɓɭɛɾ 👊🔨💀 wrote:

  So...Primo came into work the other day with two black eyes.

  "Bro", I asked, "where did you get those shiners!?".

  "Well, it's like this. I was standing in line at Jimmy Johns behind Chula and noticed her dress was stuck in her crack. Being a gentleman mobster I reached down and pulled it out. The next thing I see is her turning around and a fist coming at my right eye."

  "Wow!", I exclaimed, "but what happened to your left eye?"

  "Now that I just don't understand.", said Primo, " when she turned back around I just reached down and stuck it back into place for her...."
  

  Hil-fucking-arious

  Funniest thing I have read all week... 😭😭😭

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