tell tw about urself..
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this is a kinda personal topic and all and im still fairly knew to tw so idk if has been done b4. just say what ur comfortable with
im 16 yrs old and my name is jeremiah. i have the smarts of a senior and the age mentality of a freshmen i love games and talk haha i dont have too many friends and i like to know things
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fail... i like to talk :) oh and i live in washington (not dc)
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I am 36 yrs old and I spend my time working, punching and family...not in that order. I hate mowing lawns and fighting with my 3 yr old daughter which is happening a lot lately. No is her favorite word.
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Name: Matt
Age: 27 (soon to be 28)
Location: Sunningdale, Berkshire, UK
Nationality: English
Likes: women, red bull, women, my iPad, vodka etc
Dislikes: Bad Body Odour and Chavs in Saxos.
Marital status: Keeping my options open 😺
Mobile: Blackberry Torch
Watch: Panerai Luminor
Wallet: Hermes
Smokes: Marlboro Lights (duty free)
Lighter: clipper with writing (duTHC) from Amsterdam.
I'm just telling you pretty much what is in my pocket..... -
Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...
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You became Harry Potter?
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Hola....I am NegritaChula!!
Age: 26
Status: Married with 1 daughter
Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
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Beninja wrote:
You have your political views AND your favorite color, I fear you have givin us to much information. 😳Name:Ben
Age:16
Works at the best burger joint in town.
Fav color: black
2nd fav color: green
Marital status: in a relationship with the most awesome girl.
School: junior in hs.
Location: my house
Interested in: ninjas parkour chess.
Political views: conservative. -
AmNeZ wrote:
And the long number across the front of your card😜Name: Matt
Age: 27 (soon to be 28)
Location: Sunningdale, Berkshire, UK
Nationality: English
Likes: women, red bull, women, my iPad, vodka etc
Dislikes: Bad Body Odour and Chavs in Saxos.
Marital status: Keeping my options open 😺
Mobile: Blackberry Torch
Watch: Panerai Luminor
Wallet: Hermes
Smokes: Marlboro Lights (duty free)
Lighter: clipper with writing (duTHC) from Amsterdam.
I'm just telling you pretty much what is in my pocket..... -
4759 4528 4389 gofuckyourself 😺😜😜
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My name is Justin. I'm 30, married, and am kind of a big deal
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
I like the name Justin! 😋My name is Justin. I'm 30, married, and am kind of a big deal
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Tintin is better 😜Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
I like the name Justin! 😋My name is Justin. I'm 30, married, and am kind of a big deal
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AmNeZ wrote:
Is that a bank or building society 😝4759 4528 4389 gofuckyourself 😺😜😜
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Living the dream😜
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My name's Phil... I'm a ninja... I know officer Ashley...
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Name: Kris
Age: 29 yesterday
Location: South brumUK
Nationality: English
Likes: women, xbox, driving, keeping fit and sleep
Dislikes: good call amnez on the Bad Body Odour and Chavs in Saxos. I'd like to add people who add 'like' into every sentence and annoying bores who tell me about their kids
Marital status: married 3 years, first little one on the way, due sept (god help me) but I won't bore you all with it!!
Mobile: nokia 6230
Wallet: a spider-man one my wife gave me for a leather anniversary.
Smokes: don't do it, but I thank all you that do for paying all that tax. It's a free country, you want to smoke no one should tell you, you can't -
my name is tek.
I turn garden gnomes into gastronomes.
I make cold food hot.
also I'm an asshole. -
Johnny Cage wrote:
My name's Phil... I'm a ninja... I know officer Ashley...
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Primo LocoHola....I am NegritaChula!!
Age: 26
Status: Married with 1 daughter
Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
read the name
and take a hint
I'm fking crazy 😜 but can you blame me? Just look at my sis (above) haha it runs in the family
I'm gonna turn 19 soon and.... Fk this I'm too lazy to put so much info. If you wanna know just pm me ✌ -
Name: Nathaniel
Age: 27
Location: Warwickshire UK
Nationality: English/British
Likes: Gym, swim, family, dogs, and my camper-van
Dislikes: Rudeness, arrogance and bullies
Marital status: In relationship with the mother of my child to be
Mobile: iPhone 3GS
Wallet: Animal
Smokes: Golden Virginia -
I'm Cindy, 42 mom of 6, 3 boys 3 girls. Lost my 14 yr old son in a car accident
Plain down to earth girl, over thinker, love life and believe you only live once so live it to the fullest. Be crazy, be honest, and be true to yourself....I'm just getting into TW a lil more aggressively so hopefully I can grow a backbone... Lol I have an iPhone 3GS technology scares me and this phone is about more than I can handle to figure out on my own -
Name: Paul
Age: 30
Height: 6,2"
Location: London
Nationality: English
Likes: sunday league football, women, my iPad, xbox live (FIFA 11 online clubs), nandos, I better stop here or I'll go on and on lol
Dislikes: Women that talk when the footballs on. Feet and ears.
Marital status: got a girlfriend but "she don't own me, I don't see a ring on my finger lol"
Mobile: iPhone 4, HTC Mozart
Children: 2 boys 11 & 16months
Work: O2 telefonica
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Primo Loco wrote:
Exactly brother!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Primo LocoHola....I am NegritaChula!!
Age: 26
Status: Married with 1 daughter
Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
read the name
and take a hint
I'm fking crazy 😜 but can you blame me? Just look at my sis (above) haha it runs in the family
I'm gonna turn 19 soon and.... Fk this I'm too lazy to put so much info. If you wanna know just pm me ✌ -
I spend a lot of time doing charity works . Eating puppies and skinning old people . I once put a hamster in a microwave it took nearly 14 minutes to explode. Sundays I teach bible studies at the local church and drowning kittens . I have personally dug 17 wells in Africa , having found no oil I decided to sell water to the locals at exorbitant rates . Tw I like to make new friends then butcher them mercilessly . In real life I had one friend but shagged his mum , he didn't see the funny side as I had tied up his dad and made him watch .
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Ime twelve stupid and cant do nofin right
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Mr.Port wrote:
Sorry ickle did you change your name ??Ime twelve stupid and cant do nofin right
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
So hot!Hola....I am NegritaChula!!
Age: 26
Status: Married with 1 daughter
Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
giv me ur phone number lolHola....I am NegritaChula!!
Age: 26
Status: Married with 1 daughter
Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
And I'd smash ur back doors in😽my name is tek.
I turn garden gnomes into gastronomes.
I make cold food hot.
also I'm an asshole. -
Hi I'm vadan, I'm 42 and unemployed. I currently sit at home all day watching day time tv and blow my unemployment benefit on turf wars. Recently I was offered a job as a street sweeper but turned it done as I feel my skills were over-qualified. I have no wife, it kids, not found the right woman who will work for her upkeep. In the near future I plan to move out my council house and buy a nice big cottage somewhere. I used to have a dog but rscpa took him apparently cos he was mistreated which is rubbish, I love pets. Anyway loose women is starting now so adios.
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