tell tw about urself..

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• Blenks Jun 24, 2011

  AmNeZ wrote:

  Name: Matt
  Age: 27 (soon to be 28)
  Location: Sunningdale, Berkshire, UK
  Nationality: English
  Likes: women, red bull, women, my iPad, vodka etc
  Dislikes: Bad Body Odour and Chavs in Saxos.
  Marital status: Keeping my options open 😺
  Mobile: Blackberry Torch
  Watch: Panerai Luminor
  Wallet: Hermes
  Smokes: Marlboro Lights (duty free)
  Lighter: clipper with writing (duTHC) from Amsterdam.
  I'm just telling you pretty much what is in my pocket.....
  

  Nice watch. Age? I've a 2007 LTD edition.
• ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Jun 24, 2011

  Killerchef🔨🔥💀 wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Hola....I am NegritaChula!!
  Age: 26
  Status: Married with 1 daughter
  Race: Puerto Rican, Black, Italian, Polish, Jamican, and German.
  Interest: Dancing, hangin wit my friends and FAM!, listening 2 musik, being spanked, makin Friendz, drinkin, and SEX!!

  Wat do I want to acommplish on TW???.......huh having alot of ppl beating me and dominating me!! Oh yeah and a 3Way!!! 😋☺😚😽😻😝
  

  giv me ur phone number lol

  My number is 5584!
• pabloakapt Jun 24, 2011

  VADAN wrote:

  Hi I'm vadan, I'm 42 and unemployed. I currently sit at home all day watching day time tv and blow my unemployment benefit on turf wars. Recently I was offered a job as a street sweeper but turned it done as I feel my skills were over-qualified. I have no wife, it kids, not found the right woman who will work for her upkeep. In the near future I plan to move out my council house and buy a nice big cottage somewhere. I used to have a dog but rscpa took him apparently cos he was mistreated which is rubbish, I love pets. Anyway loose women is starting now so adios.
  

  The good life....
• DMolish Jun 24, 2011

  shaggly razors wrote:

  I spend a lot of time doing charity works . Eating puppies and skinning old people . I once put a hamster in a microwave it took nearly 14 minutes to explode. Sundays I teach bible studies at the local church and drowning kittens . I have personally dug 17 wells in Africa , having found no oil I decided to sell water to the locals at exorbitant rates . Tw I like to make new friends then butcher them mercilessly . In real life I had one friend but shagged his mum , he didn't see the funny side as I had tied up his dad and made him watch .
  

  Rotfl 👍👍
• Ꭰ/\ᎡK\/AᎠ€Ꭱ Jun 25, 2011

  I'm 16, born in Baltimore Md.
  Fav. School Subjects: Geographical Studies, Math, Architectual Drawing.
  Been on TW off and on since May 2010.
  Hobbies: Basketball, TW, Video Games and DJ Mixing
• ©®ted Jun 25, 2011

  Name uhhhhh I think I know this one....Jerry?
  No I'm frank
  Age 14
  Place Pittsburgh pa
  I to lazy to put other stuff
  Pm me if u want to know more
• canadian bacon Jun 25, 2011

  Fat Basterd wrote:

  Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.

  YOUR DAD INVENTED THE ? that's awesome my mom invented the .

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