turf wars in nyc/vicinity: be my plus one!!!
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Hey Turf Wars players in Nueva York... Here is your one time opportunity to be my date for a wedding this July 1st!
About me: I'm pretty much a big deal. so this is actually a contest. I don't have problems finding dates, but I'm 30. Most of my single friends are shacked up. or gay. or both. I'm pretty sure my NSA FWBees count wedding dates as "strings." Also I thought it would be pretty fucking strange to get a wedding date off turf wars. I've been on the tv box, and am so no longer relevant as an i-list celebrity, but it's probably better than you've done. Also I'm hot. Here's your chance to get back at that butterfaced ex shorty boo.
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About you: 21-45. preferably 37. You have your own ride, possess things like social skills, and don't mind being referred to and introduced by your screen name all night. You're not a shitty drunk, or get intimidated by crazy hot girls and cleavage. You're good looking, otherwise what's the point? (I know plenty of un-hot cool people. pfffft.) I don't care if you are spoken for, but I don't want to hear about him/her for the night. You have the capability to spend the night, should I choose. You have male or female sex parts. You smell nice and don't have crazy and/or ironic body hair. Preferential treatment goes to those above 6'0" below 300lbs and with an accent. Also if you don't live in the area to pester me for a second date.
The wedding: friend from high school, former model. Competitive atv guy husband. good looking people attending. crazy fun party. bridge and tunnel.
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This is why I love u tek....you're insane!!! Good luck!
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I look great in a tux and would rock your night, but I'll be in LA on the first. Sucks for me!
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aw schmidty. see, I wouldn't do this on Facebook because that would just seem desperate. which I'm not. but I would like to also introduce my date with their emoji description.
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oh thanks for reminding me Mal. I amend: Should own clothes that don't look stupid. Shit, I should also dig out this invite and see if it's black tie. doubtful.
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Aww..moving day.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I got your back, and maybe some day the front too...oh thanks for reminding me Mal. I amend: Should own clothes that don't look stupid. Shit, I should also dig out this invite and see if it's black tie. doubtful.
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Preferably 37, Bahh.
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I'd apply but I probably don't even have a shot do I Tek? Do you need pics LOL ooops already got them...
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🎀BadMammaJamma wrote:
if it weren't moving day, I'd fly you out on a shitty cheap airline. like southwest. or jetblue. economy. red eye. and hope they don't screw up. but you'd be all jet set like. I'd even send you a metrocard. because I ain't picking you up from the airport. okay, I would.Aww..moving day.
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H@VOC wrote:
I'll look fat next to you, sculpty mcworksoutalot, but sure. you can apply. if you can be in NY/NJ Friday.I'd apply but I probably don't even have a shot do I Tek? Do you need pics LOL ooops already got them...
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All the best in finding them here. Classic Tek!👍
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Damn I'm in London! :-(
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
H@VOC wrote:
I'll look fat next to you, sculpty mcworksoutalot, but sure. you can apply. if you can be in NY/NJ Friday.I'd apply but I probably don't even have a shot do I Tek? Do you need pics LOL ooops already got them...
I wasn't talking about my abs... :) tee hee
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I won't be in ny until end of July :(
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Ha this is brilliant. I'd be the woman/girl for you if I could be in New York.
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Can I call you mama or tek all night? And can I wear my dress uniform?
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This idea is awesome! "Well hello old friend. It's been a while. Let me introduce you to my date tonight. Her name is Patsy Killine"
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Hello, my name is JayDee. I like long walks on the beach and love trying new exotic food. I'm 21 this coming June 21st, I also like cougars so it should work out with the age gap. Despite my age, I can hold a intellect conversation but still entertain. I don't get intimated by females and I embrace the exposer of skin, heck let me motorboat them boobs while I'm at it. I'm 5'11 at around 208, Filipino ethnicity so I am light caramel skinned. Tall brown and handsome. I'm always ready to go 😉 and willing to try new things in new places.
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I am currently working at fedex, Shift manager but I also attend a private nursing college because I'm a boss. How so you ask, it's a career that pays a lot and I'm surrounded by females 24/7... Boss status. I currently own 2 cars, a 2006 camry and a 1997 miata. Living in apartment for now. Well that's about it.
Why don't let me dip my lumpia in your sweet and sour sauce.
I've always wanted to say I've gone on a date with a I-lister
So what do you say? 😉
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Ugh so many typos, off to sleep!
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brilliantly worded jaydee. except for that cougar part. I'm 30. not 50! I'd take Milf. but COUGAR?!? oh, snap. 😳
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Turf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
lol. I uses Mikey2Times👊🔨💀 as an example last night of the perfect screen name sounding date. "let me introduce you to Mikey two times fist hammer skull." Gosh, I need Jason Segel to be in the CMS and closetedly play this game.This idea is awesome! "Well hello old friend. It's been a while. Let me introduce you to my date tonight. Her name is Patsy Killine"
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Exotic 29 year old Caucasian Male.
with Trini Accent, 5'9" 165 lbs
awesome drunk....
manscaped...
In my element when surrounded by crazy hot girls and cleavagecatch; you have to buy me a plane ticket......and i might not make it past airport security.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I originally said shake n bake fist gavel skull before I changed it to patsy. And what the heck Jaydee she is 30. 30 is ten years away from cougar town. If anything you can call her a MILF, but she hasn't reached cougar status yetTurf🐑Warrior👊🔨💀 wrote:
lol. I uses Mikey2Times👊🔨💀 as an example last night of the perfect screen name sounding date. "let me introduce you to Mikey two times fist hammer skull." Gosh, I need Jason Segel to be in the CMS and closetedly play this game.This idea is awesome! "Well hello old friend. It's been a while. Let me introduce you to my date tonight. Her name is Patsy Killine"
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I only buy plane tickets for Bella. and even then she might have to squeeze into oversized luggage and ride in the cargo bay.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
& I probably could.I only buy plane tickets for Bella. and even then she might have to squeeze into oversized luggage and ride in the cargo bay.
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I'd like to squeeze into Bella's undersized luggage.
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RevStraylight wrote:
HahahahaI'd like to squeeze into Bella's undersized luggage.
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Thoughts on heavily tattooed guys? I can be classy like San Diego too. 😺
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