turf wars in nyc/vicinity: be my plus one!!!
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Ha! Great post.
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Chefs on a date? I usually take the hostess (they're in my contract)...5'8, 175lbs, 40 y/o california accent, lived in NYC for 10 years...oh, I'm too short...wait... I'm larger than life...wait...I have deep rooted self confidence issues...no I dont...I'm the Chef...you wanna be Sous ( under:))...me...good luck on your date...
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Lmfao alright MILF not cougar, my bad. I like MILFs better anyways lolbrilliantly worded jaydee. except for that cougar part. I'm 30. not 50! I'd take Milf. but COUGAR?!? oh, snap. 😳
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Troggy 😜👊 wrote:
5'9 165? She didn't ask for some lil highschool kid. Crawl back into your hole. NYC right around the corner but yeah what's the limit on tattoos? 😜Exotic 29 year old Caucasian Male.
with Trini Accent, 5'9" 165 lbs
awesome drunk....
manscaped...
In my element when surrounded by crazy hot girls and cleavagecatch; you have to buy me a plane ticket......and i might not make it past airport security.
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Moshpit wrote:
Tek has tats.Troggy 😜👊 wrote:
5'9 165? She didn't ask for some lil highschool kid. Crawl back into your hole. NYC right around the corner but yeah what's the limit on tattoos? 😜Exotic 29 year old Caucasian Male.
with Trini Accent, 5'9" 165 lbs
awesome drunk....
manscaped...
In my element when surrounded by crazy hot girls and cleavagecatch; you have to buy me a plane ticket......and i might not make it past airport security.
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Moshpit wrote:
I make up for it with the size of my paycheck. Besides u Americans are too damn big. FYI in highschool I weighed in at 130lbs. 🏄👊Troggy 😜👊 wrote:
5'9 165? She didn't ask for some lil highschool kid. Crawl back into your hole. NYC right around the corner but yeah what's the limit on tattoos? 😜Exotic 29 year old Caucasian Male.
with Trini Accent, 5'9" 165 lbs
awesome drunk....
manscaped...
In my element when surrounded by crazy hot girls and cleavagecatch; you have to buy me a plane ticket......and i might not make it past airport security.
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The Chef wrote:
oh i'd totally hit that.Chefs on a date? I usually take the hostess (they're in my contract)...5'8, 175lbs, 40 y/o california accent, lived in NYC for 10 years...oh, I'm too short...wait... I'm larger than life...wait...I have deep rooted self confidence issues...no I dont...I'm the Chef...you wanna be Sous ( under:))...me...good luck on your date...
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... then I'd make you go fix me a sammich!
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Oh myfren...I'll make you two!!! ...sorry tek, I'm going to Seattle!!
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I'm washing my hair
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Ξvįɭ Ξɱpįŗę 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
have you seen me? clearly not. I'm not heavily tattooed. but I'm fairly inked up. a lot of Keith haring in tribute to my city. I've been mistaken for an emo teen. at times.Thoughts on heavily tattooed guys? I can be classy like San Diego too. 😺
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oh chef, you should join... pm me for palringo details. and I call dibs on saelo. we can be bendy together. but I've had my way with many an foh friend, tag team? haha.
I'm 5'6" so if I'm in heels, I want to be able to look up. way up. unless you're a lady. then that's weird and I get a little tek complex.
and troggy, so sweet. so young. it's not your fault boys mature slower than girls and don't even hit real sexual maturity until 23. and I'm not agist, but I would require a dominating physique to overcompensate for your cougar insult;) also paychecks don't impress me. I mean, I'm totally a materialistic bitch wooed by money, but this is a wedding with an open bar. I mean, let's get real...
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Saelo needs Palringo details, too....
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Open bar dude!oh chef, you should join... pm me for palringo details. and I call dibs on saelo. we can be bendy together. but I've had my way with many an foh friend, tag team? haha.
I'm 5'6" so if I'm in heels, I want to be able to look up. way up. unless you're a lady. then that's weird and I get a little tek complex.
and troggy, so sweet. so young. it's not your fault boys mature slower than girls and don't even hit real sexual maturity until 23. and I'm not agist, but I would require a dominating physique to overcompensate for your cougar insult;) also paychecks don't impress me. I mean, I'm totally a materialistic bitch wooed by money, but this is a wedding with an open bar. I mean, let's get real...
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I am a 36 year old And housebroken. All my shots are current and i had my daily flea bath already.
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but are you in the area?
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Sadly no i forgot to include that but for future reference....
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MT you are insane. 25/m/6'/white here. sweet apt, 2 cars, 1 motorcycle, several bicycles, lots of friends. nyc buff. i smell good yet manly. social skills up the wazoo and i am a riot. hit me up. p.s. i also have a killer 2,000 member mob.
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ooooooh. bicycles. 😻 if I've had a fixie for a decade, am I still a hipster? you are the only one who didn't make it to the party. oh yeah, it was your birthday. that must make you an Aries. not like I know jack shit about that. you called me "classy" once. I want to see your fach.
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Do u have pics?
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you can see my avatar on turf wars lounge wrecktum;)
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Mr. Bushwick wrote:
This guy sounds like a winning pick. Choose BushwickMT you are insane. 25/m/6'/white here. sweet apt, 2 cars, 1 motorcycle, several bicycles, lots of friends. nyc buff. i smell good yet manly. social skills up the wazoo and i am a riot. hit me up. p.s. i also have a killer 2,000 member mob.
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I've kind of been his #1 fan since before this thread was created. shit, since dec. 09. Later, when I finally had "tha' hull" taken from me, I died a little inside. I just looked for it on the map. poof. gone.
it's funny to think a year ago, when there weren't as many players, and I was 800 over limit, I managed to have 275 turfs in Brooklyn- all captured from unwilling players. I capped Mr. Bushwick once ever and gave him my word I'd never do it again. He is the ONLY player I promised that to, then. He kept me honest.
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nobody jet set around here? no submissions from across the pond? you'd think an opportunity like this would pull Momo from her fear of flying and out of retirement.
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Ok I'll bite.
6'6" 230lbs, Aussie accent (kinda exotic sounding?) worked security at the strip club. Too far from NY? -
Oh, & I love those recipes!!
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If only you were a bit younger and better looking you might be able to say here's my date. Shaggly
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haha awesome thread! bendy chicks do it best.🙆🙅💁
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Mr. Bushwick wrote:
Remember, this is "mr. coke can". This was also the first person to publicly admit he'd turf war it up while on the shitter. I vote this dude too. Pictures though. 😏 being "a riot" will get you pretty far in my book, but I doubt straight up ogre fach flies for Tek.MT you are insane. 25/m/6'/white here. sweet apt, 2 cars, 1 motorcycle, several bicycles, lots of friends. nyc buff. i smell good yet manly. social skills up the wazoo and i am a riot. hit me up. p.s. i also have a killer 2,000 member mob.
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I don't meet set requirements, I just want you to introduce me by my tw name..
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