Notice is Hereby Given 💼🍹🔨
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On Behalf of the TW International Banking Consortium, that a plethora of players possess turfs in a number which far exceeds their ability to reasonably defend.
The matter has been thoroughly considered and it has been determined that turfs possessed by player's whose appetite exceeds their ability to defend said turfs will be:
🔨₣ояэ¢loѕэ₫💼
Sincerely,
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹
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Lol
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yertbomb wrote:
Lol
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In other terms, start playing the game now because Mr banker OTB is coming for you.
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Concisely stated, if your total inf # exceeds your total mob # by a factor of 3 (e.g., 6K inf supported by a mob of >2K), your turfs are subject to foreclosure and immediate liquidation.
Why? This is Turf Wars! War means mob, plain and simple. Punch code or await the Banker's knock. And, I'll be knocking with Lapuas and Body Armor!
Remember our motto; "If you lack the stroke to back your play, the Bank will declare
₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау!"💼🍹🔨
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Just wondering, any chance of a loan Mr banker bloke?
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I guess I'm in trouble then...
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Add swagger wrote:
To the contrary. You my friend are an Industrial Titan! Huge mob! 350+ Capos!! 750+ cities worldwide!!! You are a bank's wettest of wet dreams😻❕I guess I'm in trouble then...
No, sir. Our "₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау" Program is intended for the small time thug. The sort that thinks they can drop 100 turfs in a town and grab the Capo with a 1.8K mob.
Add Swagger and players like Add Swagger built this game! The Banker is not here to challenge you. The Banker honors you! It's the less-than-swagger posers whom should fear the Banker💼🍹🔨
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Add swagger wrote:
To the contrary. You my friend are an Industrial Titan! Huge mob! 350+ Capos!! 750+ cities worldwide!!! You are a bank's wettest of wet dreams😻❕I guess I'm in trouble then...
No, sir. Our "₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау" Program is intended for the small time thug. The sort that thinks they can drop 100 turfs in a town and grab the Capo with a 1.8K mob.
Add Swagger and players like Add Swagger built this game! The Banker is not here to challenge you. The Banker honors you! It's the less-than-swagger posers whom should fear the Banker💼🍹🔨
lol
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
Lol, what I would give to have that as a signature.Add swagger wrote:
To the contrary. You my friend are an Industrial Titan! Huge mob! 350+ Capos!! 750+ cities worldwide!!! You are a bank's wettest of wet dreams😻❕I guess I'm in trouble then...
No, sir. Our "₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау" Program is intended for the small time thug. The sort that thinks they can drop 100 turfs in a town and grab the Capo with a 1.8K mob.
Add Swagger and players like Add Swagger built this game! The Banker is not here to challenge you. The Banker honors you! It's the less-than-swagger posers whom should fear the Banker💼🍹🔨
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Phew! I'm safe for now.
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Billy Da' Kid wrote:
Safe indeed BDK! In fact, BDK (unknowingly and unwillingly) assisted the Banker in beta testing the ₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау concept 2 months ago and he was very impressive.Phew! I'm safe for now.
BDK had over 20+ turfs foreclosed and liquidated within a 24 hour period. How did he respond? Did he roll over, hike his leg and whine like a French Infantryman? Hэll no! BDK punched code and added 4K to his mob in under 50 days. Bravo BDK!!!For those of you who think they can build turf without building mob, your day is coming.
₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау that is❕💼🍹🔨
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This is good shit
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So the ratio is 1:3 in mob : inf
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Go ahead, take my capos!
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Dear Mobsters,
The TW Int'l Banking Con. is concerned that the threatening tone of this thread has put off some of you such that you may not see the benefit of our services.
The TW IBC informs me that I may use my currently available plane ticket to fly to any distressed turf market in which we are not now present to effect foreclosures and liquidations. That's right! Why go to the trouble of a Vendetta when 💼ΘzдякЂзВдикэя🍹 is available to come to you and assist in reducing the inf of your bothersome, distressed, high inf/low mob neighbors?
We are accepting all pm's concerning all PT accessible markets for immediate turf foreclosures and liquidations. Better, just post your opportunities here, now.
And, don't forget our new motto:
'We'll move heaven and earth to
Foreclose turf!"Sincerely,
💼ΘzдякЂзВдикэя🍹
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I gotta give It to you this post is hilarious. Now I don't have that big of mob but I'm under the 3:1 ratio. What do you say about mobsters like me?
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Dear ❕VW TDI❕,
After consultation with the TW IBC, we regret to info you that your Macungle Capo scares the hэll out of us! Really, Macungle? What, was the city in New Jersey where the tire pile will be burning until Elijah drinks the cup of Seder wine not available? What's next? Capo of Lickmacrackin?
Please note, however, that we are very impressed with your 93.1% win/loss stats given your 40K+ fights. When we shift from foreclosures and liquidations to taking candy from babies (admittedly, no great shift), you will be high on our list of potential candidates. Until then, let's do lunch some time.
Sincerely,
💼ΘдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹
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ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя wrote:
I think this magic 3:1 ratio lacks the appropriate sophistication. Some peoples low mob count is not from lack of trying. I have punched every code I could get my hands on. Over 20k so far not including temp codes. I still only have 6.8k mob.Concisely stated, if your total inf # exceeds your total mob # by a factor of 3 (e.g., 6K inf supported by a mob of >2K), your turfs are subject to foreclosure and immediate liquidation.
Why? This is Turf Wars! War means mob, plain and simple. Punch code or await the Banker's knock. And, I'll be knocking with Lapuas and Body Armor!
Remember our motto; "If you lack the stroke to back your play, the Bank will declare
₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау!"Credit should be given where due. I propose a revised ratio based on the return of codes punched to mobsters earned. Considering 3 codes punched for every mobster earned we end up with a 9:1 ratio of inf to mobsters.
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nemesis43 wrote:
I bet you would prefer that ratio! LolΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя wrote:
I think this magic 3:1 ratio lacks the appropriate sophistication. Some peoples low mob count is not from lack of trying. I have punched every code I could get my hands on. Over 20k so far not including temp codes. I still only have 6.8k mob.Concisely stated, if your total inf # exceeds your total mob # by a factor of 3 (e.g., 6K inf supported by a mob of >2K), "If you lack the stroke to back your play, the Bank will declare
₣ояэ¢losuяэ ₫ау!"Credit should be given where due. I propose a revised ratio based on the return of codes punched to mobsters earned. Considering 3 codes punched for every mobster earned we end up with a 9:1 ratio of inf to mobsters.
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Let's see... 16154/3=5384.66 < 5884. Phew. I'm safe, for this week at least. I'd better keep 👊👊!
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Looks like I will be safe before long. Cupcake is on a 10 nem turf a day diet. I wake up every morning to a full Cupcake news reel. I feel proud that cupcake can even cap me.
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I believe that this is actually a TBS plot. Notice the eerie similarity between banker and baker. Anyone else see it? All yawners beware this may be a cover to infest our turf with caffeine. UV please sentinelize this mad ba(n)ker before his attacks start disturbing my sleep.
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Rαττlεhεαd 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
I'll take em' all!!! Muahaha! Wait a second...Go ahead, take my capos!
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randombloke wrote:
Initially, I found this post rather compelling. The more I read, however, the more …💤💤💤I believe that this is actually a TBS plot. Notice the eerie similarity between banker and baker. Anyone else see it? All yawners beware this may be a cover to infest our turf with caffeine. UV please sentinelize this mad ba(n)ker before his attacks start disturbing my sleep.
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I have to say, this thread cracks me up & has even inspired me a bit. Of course, I am freelancing so the consortium may not be too pleased with me.
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Mystery wrote:
Hostile takeover time 👊🔨👊I have to say, this thread cracks me up & has even inspired me a bit. Of course, I am freelancing so the consortium may not be too pleased with me.
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Ill be safe from this for quite a while...ive got more mobsters than influence
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randombloke wrote:
Lol, I hope you don't mean by me. I'm not interested in any takeovers.Mystery wrote:
Hostile takeover time 👊🔨👊I have to say, this thread cracks me up & has even inspired me a bit. Of course, I am freelancing so the consortium may not be too pleased with me.
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Dear Mz. Tery,
I.B.Con.N.U. has considered your application thoroughly and, admittedly, is quite impressed with all of you 1 inf Capos. We also appreciate your relatively low inf, given your number of turfs.
We regret to inform you, however, that your current 20K+ inf disqualifies from becoming a Foreclosure Agent. Nevertheless, we encourage whatever freelance Properties Manager activities you may choose to pursue and invite you to reapply when you inf drops below 1,000.
Best wishes,
ΘzдякЂэВдикэя 💼🍹🔨
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Dear I.B.Con.N.U.,
While I did not officially apply for a postion, due to my (relatively) high influence, I appreciate your kind words and careful consideration. It is good to hear that you are not only not opposed to my freelance activities, but that you encourage them. Should my inf fall below 1,000, then I will consider applying for reconsideration.Good luck in your endeavors,
Mz. Tery
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