Notice is Hereby Given 💼🍹🔨
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I hope that I don't fall under this list. I mostly keep my inf low.
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Iggy 🌊 wrote:
Magic ratio is 3:1 you are safe I'd sayI hope that I don't fall under this list. I mostly keep my inf low.
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Whats the point of this?
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pyromaniac1 wrote:
Whats the point of this?
Awesomeness
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pyromaniac1 wrote:
Says someone getting close to the 3:1 ratio. 😳Whats the point of this?
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Dear PM1,
At the request of I.B.Con.B.U., I have been instructed to inform you that, should you add another 1,500 inf without adding 1,500 additional mobsters to your crew, you will receive a personal Foreclosure Seminar (I.e., you'll get the point).
If you believe this notice is being issued to you in jest, it is recommended you obtain and read a map. A short hop down the penninsula from SF to San Carlos would require little capital invest, given the potential return thereon.
And, please remember our new motto:
"Why 🔥burn🔥 it down when we can just as easily foreclose!"
Sincerely,
ΘzдякЂэВдикэя💼🍹🔨
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Thread kept alive due to it's great creativity.
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This thread is the best
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Genius
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Who has been a 'client'?
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Attention Mobsters:
It is with tremendous pride that I.B.Con.N.U. has authorized me to celebrate 2 weeks of providing Personal Foreclosure Seminars to select players. To honor the occasion, I would like to share with you some of the feedback our clients have provided us. In order to comply with the TOS, however, we have had to "edit" some of the feedback:
"Y r u attacking me?"
"Nelli? That's a girl's name!"
"Y r u being such a [Richard]?"
"Fпck off you [donkey]hole!"
"I did not tweet pix of my [Richard] to Bella, It was the Congressman, I swear!"Please be assured that your comments serve to encourage us to redouble our foreclosure efforts. And, don't forget our new motto:
"If we're not pissing you off, we're not doing our job!"
Sincerely,
💼ΘдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹
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💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикэя🍹 wrote:
i laughed so goddamm hard!"I did not tweet pix of my [Richard] to Bella, It was the Congressman, I swear!"
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Attention Mobsters:
It is with humble certitude that I.B.Con.N.U. announces the opening of branch offices in Germany and Canada. We would be most grateful for suggestions of mobsters who fit our criteria for Personal Foreclosure Seminars. All solicitations will be considered.
In the meantime, don't forget our new motto: "Foreclosures are only a plane✈ticket away!"
Until next time, this post is
🔨₣ояэ¢loѕэ₫💼Sincerely,
💼ΘzдякЂэ฿дикдя🍹
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I love the edited feedback! 😹😹
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Still one of my favourite posts ever
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Mr. Banker, PM1's case should be reviewed.
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If you look up a guy named STFU, he might be an option for your program.
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The time for vengeance approaches.
🔫ΘмдяЂэ฿цтснэя🍴
🐽🍴🐮
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ΘиэЂuмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Beware Omar!The time for vengeance approaches.
🔫ΘмдяЂэ฿цтснэя🍴
🐽🍴🐮
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Still relevant?
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I'm only commenting so people laugh as much as i did
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I think wozzle should take note!!
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The Banker has been dead for months. The Butcher retired. But, other members of the clan OTB lurk. Be careful what you ask for; you may get it!👍
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Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
This is true. But I didn't just spam build.I think wozzle should take note!!
My limit is 42. I hopped to people I could mass cap and then capped them. I spent a lot of time doing it. -
👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Feeling a tad over leveraged are we?Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
This is true. But I didn't just spam build.I think wozzle should take note!!
My limit is 42. I hopped to people I could mass cap and then capped them. I spent a lot of time doing it. -
∅иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Da da daaaaaaa👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Feeling a tad over leveraged are we?Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
This is true. But I didn't just spam build.I think wozzle should take note!!
My limit is 42. I hopped to people I could mass cap and then capped them. I spent a lot of time doing it. -
Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
I don't understand what either of you just wrote?∅иэЋцмв฿дѕтдя₫ wrote:
Da da daaaaaaa👾₩✪ℤℤⅬΣ-ɰøʑʑɬɘ👾 wrote:
Feeling a tad over leveraged are we?Ʈℍㅌ ʘㄕㅌℝ₳₮ミℝ wrote:
This is true. But I didn't just spam build.I think wozzle should take note!!
My limit is 42. I hopped to people I could mass cap and then capped them. I spent a lot of time doing it. -
Here's to I.B.Con.N.U.!
The bank is dead, sad but true.
With that being said,
Do not rest your head,
'Cause you don't want the ฿дѕтдя₫ to hunt you! -
Be careful what you seek.🔫
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They thought the bank was a joke.
I wonder, what did they smoke?
On turfs, he's no joker
He's Θzvдl₫Ћэ฿яфкэя
Because when he's done you'll be broke.
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