The Monday News
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Skyman's 2000 World Tank Division, know as Iron Maiden, joined TWFC to attack Pimp Daddy Ma's 6000 mob. Apparently, this was a considered a suicidal loser type of action to enter into Mortal Kombat with pimp daddyMac. However, it is IMPORTANT to know he hated Monday's and was officially resetting anyways once he received a the sound notification of Hanna's 3 Gears grinding a Cat into weird food at Westborough Baptist Church.
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LOL that is awesome!
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Now I expect the news from you everyday around this time. ๐. This is news I like to read
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So much faster than reading all those threads...way more entertaining :-) !
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Lmao Johnny O!!
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You forgot: R.I.P 2 million UK airports due to the 2 brothers soap opera.
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Mystery wrote:
๐ปLmao Johnny O!!
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Nice โ
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Johnny O has just invented the "What I learned In the TW GD Forums Today" thread. Good job๐โ๐
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Brilliant Johnny O. I think Mystery is ready to cover the soap section.
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In the world news, Harry Potter was murdered in the hospital for Philadelphia freedom. This didn't phase people with 15,000+ mob since they see a lot of blood while waiting for their $35 Indian tablets. Warcraft dildos can now be won at Dave & Busters, however, the limericks have been poisoned.
On the homefront, Saba asked mama tek if he could be Shaggly's new friend. She responded by asking him how many times he had heard stereo types. He said he'd them 5k times & then asked her how much she makes an hour. The answer was 14k in the US.
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You're a day off though.
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The moral of the story is that anonymous members can be arrested.
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Very nice recap. Hats off to you.
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Bravo glad you brought this one back ๐๐๐๐
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Mr Baron wrote:
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Tonight's Headlines:
*What if adrenalinejunky went to the Superbowl after Skydiving? Would this be sad for the Red Sox or Cardinals?
*VW's favorite place to eat is parked on the side of the road. Luckily he gets a free pass.
*The mafia diary features Funky Buffalo's dream journal.
*Can 30k running spoons beat The Walking Dead?
*Headphones now cost $50 trillion.
*Lucid Dreaming on the farm leads to 5k Roman Legions.
*Just in time for Halloween - Redd's Apple Ale.
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Why is this not made every night? I MUST KNOW!
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YES THIS THREAD WAS RESURRECTED MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
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Yes!
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Drama unfolded today as iOS 7 users saved Taz. 14k people helped him change his brakes, then Taz was off & running on GTA 5. As he headed out, he swiped 30k & a cottage cheese sandwich from Fachan. He didn't care that he pissed off Hillbilly's old high school since he thought everyone else was a (m)asshole anyway. All Taz cared about was that he was mobile, and not parked next to some farm. Today, he wanted revenge for his 30,000 stolen spatulas. Suddenly, Taz hit Mickey Dunn's pink Toyota. He turned down his radio & yelled "Oops!"
Mickey had been on his way to his mansion in Boston. Mickey made a weird face & felt his adrenaline surge...
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You know you play too much TW when ToughGuy gets 50,000 lost cats from Fachan's Mafia Diary. This may be a joke, but his favorite place to eat is "Rack City", in King's Dominion, VA. where he meets 2 friends of "The Dunn" who both have 30,000 Ta-Tas. The real mechanics are doing weed and building mobile apps on Rare's birthday. How many hits will it take for the Red Sox or Cardinals to increase their turf limit by Emoji2?
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(P.S; I just realized Mystery was doing this predominanty- sorry if I stole your job!)
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Nice one, Wolfe Brothers!
This was JO's idea. It's not my job, lol. Anyone should feel welcome to participate!
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(I'm reviving this because, well, it's pretty frackin' funny.)
Tally goes solo as fractures in the World Alliance are caused by an argument over which song title best describes their sex lives. Wait; it's a bird, it's a plane, it's PetetheBrave's cat! Ender Wiggin is getting COD: Ghosts tonight in celebration of his semi-retirement. How many hits does it take to build a Turf Wars GTA V clan? A weird dream involving people with high influence and low turf who can't wait to bomp to 0 mob has been reported to cause the funniest turf names anyone has ever seen.
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Haha ๐๐๐๐ too funny!
Very clever!
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Lmao - nice one!!
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That was great!!!
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