Everybody likes good jokes, so let's post em
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I'll start:
Two blondes were walking in the forest along some tracks when one says to the other "these are deer tracks," to which the other replies "no they're bear tracks." A half hour later they were both killed by a train. -
Georgian walks into a bar. Ouch his dead
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Why were there only 3,000 mexicans at the alamo??
Because they only had just three horse n carages
Lol i mean no offense my girl is hispanic she told me this joke
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And then God created Saturn...
And he liked it, so he put a ring on it. -
Kid walk into his dads room and see his mom and dad haveing sex. Dad yells "get the fuck out" and the kid runs out the room. After the dad is done he go down stairs to find his son to say that he is sry for yelling and to explain what was going on in the room. Dad finds his son with his grandmom on the couch haveing sex. The dad yells "what the fuck is going on!" the son saids" it's not so funny when it's your mom is it?"
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Guy walks into a shop and says I want to buy a wasp. Girl behind counter says this is a book shop we don't sell wasps. Guy says well you've got one in your window.
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I hate having to crush my grans pills up and put them in her dinner,I feel sneaky but would never forgive myself if I got her pregnant.
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What do you do when you're tired of black people hanging in front of your house?
You hang them in the backyard!
No offense, I just don't like black people ;-)
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Omg lol
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A man comes into a bar.... Oh wait that's not right.. Ehm... Nope i lost it, sorry.. Oh wait.. A man comes into a horse..
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Kuranyi wrote:
Ha do you have any idea what the term "no offense" means? It's probably a bad idea to use it if you're gonna follow it up by saying ya don't like black people.What do you do when you're tired of black people hanging in front of your house?
You hang them in the backyard!
No offense, I just don't like black people ;-)
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What do you do if the dishwasher stops working??
Slap the b*tch an tell her to get back to work
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How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?
I'm not saying here, but if you want to know, message me. The answer is shocking. -
There are 4 gay people in one room and there is one stool to sit on what do they do? They turn it upside down.
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Btw. No one take offense at these jokes :
I'm Joseph fritzl an no windows was my idea
Q what's the difference between maddy and a submarine?
A don't have a submarine in my basement.
Q what's the similarity?
A they're both full of semenyes they are wrong and you know you shouldn't laugh. But they are a bit funny. There are worse on sickipedia
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I am Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea! I am Jozef Fritz and having no windows was my idea!
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I know how those poor poor buggers in haiti feel. Last time i had 30 aftershocks i couldn't find my fucking house either
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There is a man an he's an alchohol and it's destroying his family
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Went to a mcdonald in Haiti an. Ordered a large shake. Look what I got!!
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What do niggas and apples have in common ?? They both hang from tree's
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What do u call a Mexican with no lawnmower ?? Unemployed
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How many Jews can u fit in a car ??? 2 in the front , 3 in the back and 20 in the ashtray
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Mr Big Balls wrote:
Or like the 20 that would jump in fighting for a penny...How many Jews can u fit in a car ??? 2 in the front , 3 in the back and 20 in the ashtray
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Kuranyi wrote:
It a fucking offense wen u put I just don't like black people typical stereotype racistWhat do you do when you're tired of black people hanging in front of your house?
You hang them in the backyard!
No offense, I just don't like black people ;-)
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What do u call a Polish Labourer?.........Lazy.
What do u call a good polish labourer?.........,.bullshit -
Michael Jackson was walking through the forest late at night with a little boy. The boy sad "Michael I'm scared!' michael said "how do you thinking feel, I have to walk back alone."
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What do you call a spanish magician?...a magic juan!
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lady streets wrote:
so you don't say anything about the guy saying he doesn't like black people and then you think this guy should get banned i'm not saying I found the joke funny but if your going to stop someone saying that then you going to need to stop alot moreKuranyi wrote:
I think this is completely offensive, in fact, nick should ban you for that bullshit joke. Take your white trash a** back to your trailor, lock it and set it on fire. Scum.A man comes into a bar.... Oh wait that's not right.. Ehm... Nope i lost it, sorry.. Oh wait.. A man comes into a horse..
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💎Schulzie💎(Add 1234) wrote:
I was just texting her a little while ago. She quoted the wrong one. She meant to quote the one about black people.lady streets wrote:
so you don't say anything about the guy saying he doesn't like black people and then you think this guy should get banned i'm not saying I found the joke funny but if your going to stop someone saying that then you going to need to stop alot moreKuranyi wrote:
I think this is completely offensive, in fact, nick should ban you for that bullshit joke. Take your white trash a** back to your trailor, lock it and set it on fire. Scum.A man comes into a bar.... Oh wait that's not right.. Ehm... Nope i lost it, sorry.. Oh wait.. A man comes into a horse..
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Wrong joke. I obviously made a mistake
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Slip of the finger , I obviously meant to quote the offensive joke about black people.
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