Everybody likes good jokes, so let's post em

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• Scroobius Pip Mar 12, 2010

  Why don't you just bash the offensive ones? Or get someone else to do it? I've bashed the one about black people several times. I wouldn't really have minded except for the "no offense, I just don't like black people bit". Most retarded thing I've heard this week
• Kuranyi Mar 12, 2010

  There's a reason for the ";-)".. The "saying no offense, and then saying something hirtfull" is a classic joke you morons! For the people who still think it's racist, you're just stupid.. An for the rest F U..
• Kuranyi Mar 12, 2010

  What the h*ll is the problem with racism in a racist joke?
• [Add:Baz]Boffer Mar 12, 2010

  lady streets wrote:

  Slip of the finger , I obviously meant to quote the offensive joke about black people.
  

  'slip of the finger' lol, best joke yet...
• scarZ Mar 13, 2010

  Yo mama is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed:)
• utopi Mar 13, 2010

  Ben Laden calls Bush and tells him that he has good and bad news:
  Good news first says Oussama, I'll surrender, bad news I'll come by plane
• ≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Mar 13, 2010

  One night, a guy decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. Theyhave bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
  As you might expect things start to heat up.
  The guy remembers that his little brother is
  sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
  harder and "tomato" if she
  wants a new position.
  Lettuce!!!
  Tomato!!!
  Lettuce!!!
  Tomato!!!
  Lettuce!!!
  Tomato!!!
  She screams
  Lettuce!!!
  Tomato!!!
  Whoa!!!
  PULL IT OUT!!!
  PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
  I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
• Jacksie Mar 13, 2010

  In Haiti, many children have been left orphaned and homeless. The US has announced it will be sending food and water. From Britain, clothing and shelter. From
  Ireland? 10,000 catholic priests on the holiday of a lifetime.

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