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Chuck can recharge his cell phone just by rubbing it on his beard.
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You know they say chuck norris is so tough that he has no chin under his beard, there is only another fist!!!
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iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
family guyYou know they say chuck norris is so tough that he has no chin under his beard, there is only another fist!!!
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Chuck Norris can blow a bubble in beef jerky.
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chuck Norris once upper cutted a horse now it's a giraffe
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If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, then it's freaking beef!!
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When chuck Norris needs to park, the handicapped person jumps out of his chair and walks off.
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I have a chuck Norris poster it has 25 chuck Norris facts on it... Just sayin.
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They say Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to shoot a gun,he just has to throw the bullet.
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King Kong climbed the empire state building because chuck norris was waiting at the bottom!
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Chuck Norris has a jimmer poster
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Chuck Norris once threw the game winning pass, and caught it also!
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They say that Chuck Norris dosent have any doors in his house he just walks through the walls
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Wen chuck Norris does pushups, he doesnt push up, he pushes the world down.
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ΖдβζΦ🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I got that last Christmas 😄I have a chuck Norris poster it has 25 chuck Norris facts on it... Just sayin.
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Chuck Norris delivers more "male" with one pelvic thrust than the post office has in it's entire history.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris. -
Chuck norris once round house someone so fast he spun backwards in time and kicked Emilia Airhart causing her to crash her plane in the Atlantic ocean.
👆my personal favorite
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Chuck Norris does not get to da choppa. Da choppa gets to Chuck Norris!
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chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird
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joezingg:) wrote:
I got the Chuck Norris vs Mr T book for Christmas!ΖдβζΦ🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I got that last Christmas 😄I have a chuck Norris poster it has 25 chuck Norris facts on it... Just sayin.
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Brooklyn!!! wrote:
This is my favourite!👍They say Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Chuck noris sleeps wiv th light on, not because he's scared of th dark, because th dark is scared of him ;)
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Jimmy Needles wrote:
That's nothing, Stephen Hawking runs on batteriesBrooklyn!!! wrote:
This is my favourite!👍They say Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land
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If there was a chuck norris brand of toilet paper it wouldn't wipe your ass because chuck norris doesn't take shit from nobody!
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The Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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When people jump into water, they get wet. When chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd
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Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in manslaughter...
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Chuck Norris can write a better book than Stephan King using refrigerator magnets!
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne
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