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skyman724 Apr 12, 2011

Brooklyn!!! wrote:
They say Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

So he was the mystery inventor of the Landshark....................
DJHAZZR Apr 12, 2011

I heard that Chuck Norris is so old that he wishes everyone would stop going on about him being great
Pinz Apr 13, 2011

Taking Karate Lessons= $100, Buying MMA DVD's= $150, Subscribing to a UFC event= $50, Getting a Roundhouse Kick from Chuck Norris= PRICELESS
BadNigga Apr 13, 2011

If You have €5 and Chuck Norris has €5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Apr 13, 2011

DJHAZZR wrote:
I heard that Chuck Norris is so old that he wishes everyone would stop going on about him being great

Your just mad because Chuck Norris punched you with his third fist!!!
Pinz Apr 13, 2011

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
BadNigga Apr 13, 2011

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it.
Good Nite 415 Apr 13, 2011

Michael Angelo bet Chuck Norris he couldn't sh*t up. Chuck won! Just look at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

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