YO MOMMA......
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Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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DuttyMonkey wrote:
Huh. Pay Attrition. Thought dat Cat was tied up wit Misery. ❔❔Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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Get punched in the mouth!
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DAS HYENA wrote:
WHAT???? anybody care to translate or just carry on the postDuttyMonkey wrote:
Huh. Pay Attrition. Thought dat Cat was tied up wit Misery. ❔❔Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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DuttyMonkey wrote:
attrition is a player and mystery is anither player. I believe they are in a relationship. Now get punchedDAS HYENA wrote:
WHAT???? anybody care to translate or just carry on the postDuttyMonkey wrote:
Huh. Pay Attrition. Thought dat Cat was tied up wit Misery. ❔❔Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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So fat she jumped up and got stuck.
Yo mama got the wings and teeth of an African bat,
Yo mama got an Afro with a chin strap. -
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born her mama said "what a treasure" and her papa said "yes let's go bury it"
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Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!!
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Yo momma so dumb she had double a batteries in her pocket and yelled "I got the powa!"
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Yo mamma so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
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Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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I took your mom on a date to the zoo and the keeper said thanks for bringing IT back.
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Heifer wears the asteroid belt and has license plates on her shoes.
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Her blood type is Ragu.
She gives Freddy nightmares. -
Iceberg_Slim wrote:
Why not Prego (see what I did there?)Her blood type is Ragu.
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Or, she slipped, fell, cut herself and gravy came out
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emasterp wrote:
Lol good one 😹Yo mamma so nasty, I called her for phone sex and got an ear infection.
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Yo momma so stupid she gave yo uncle a blow job because he said it would help with his unenployment
Yo momma sa fat i took her to dairy queen and asked you want a sunday?? She said HELLZ NAH i want da whole WEEK!!!!! 😹😹😹😹😹
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Yo momma :
-Is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 min
-is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
-is so fat her blood type is ragu
-is so ugly yo daddy takes her to work with him so he won't have to kiss her good bye -
Yo momma is so ugly that when she sweats it goes down the back of her head to miss her face!
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Yo momma so stupid she got sacked from her job in the M&M factory for throwing away the W's
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She put on a pair of bvd pants, by the time it got to her waist it said boulevard.
So fat you have to turn around to see all of her.
So old her ssn is 000 000 0001
So dumb she has a t shirt that says co-ed naked sex.
Every time she turns around we have an eclipse.
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DuttyMonkey wrote:
U mean poreYo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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Your mama is so hairy she walked into the woods and the hunter cried BIGFOOT!
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Your mama is so ugly she looked at madusa and madusa turned into stone
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Sir talk a lot wrote:
No I mean pay, pore don't make senseDuttyMonkey wrote:
U mean poreYo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention
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Your mama so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
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So nasty she gives ear infections during phone sex
Glasses so thick she can see the future
She has one leg longer than the other and when she walks they call her hip hop
So fat she has two smaller ladies orbiting around her
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....so fat that they had to use a whole herd of cows for her leather jacket
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Yo mama is so loose she shops for tampons at the local carpet store❕
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Her ass is so big she sits on toilets sideways.
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