YO MOMMA......

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String-A-Bell Apr 7, 2011

Yo momma is so stupid when she was told to mob-up she started mopping the flor❕
wangberg Apr 7, 2011

DuttyMonkey wrote:
Sir talk a lot wrote:
DuttyMonkey wrote:
Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention

U mean pore
No I mean pay, pore don't make sense

He means Poor instead of broke
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Apr 7, 2011

....'s so fat she got her own zip code.
....'s so fat she has a police escort to walk down the street.
....'s so fat she needs to 3 point turn to get out the shower.
....'s so fat she caught AIDS.........twice!!!
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Apr 7, 2011

....'s so fat she took New York Capo with only one turf!
Iceberg_Slim Apr 8, 2011

Ha that's a good one! Your mama so fat the moon doesn't know which to orbit.
Eyecu Apr 8, 2011

's so ugly Jabba the Hit said "Dayyhmmm!"

's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

's so ugly heyr birthcertificate is a sorry note from the condom factory.
Eyecu Apr 8, 2011

^Hut
Iceberg_Slim Apr 8, 2011

So nasty Dracula won't bite her
So ugly the mummy tried to wrap her up
So ugly swamp thing said bitch, you after MY name?
The Whispering Apr 8, 2011

DuttyMonkey wrote:
Sir talk a lot wrote:
DuttyMonkey wrote:
Yo momma so broke, she couldn't even pay attention

U mean pore
No I mean pay, pore don't make sense
I believe the word you were looking for is poor not pore.
Iceberg_Slim Apr 8, 2011

Quit spell checking a drop a joke
Your mama is blind and saying she can see it now
Iceberg_Slim Apr 8, 2011

She in a wheelchair talking about she is not going to stand for it
DuttyMonkey Apr 10, 2011

So tight, she dropped 50p and it hit her on the back of the head 😝
Iceberg_Slim Apr 10, 2011

So fat she stepped on a quarter and made five nickels.
Iceberg_Slim Apr 10, 2011

So fat her first name is HMS.

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