are YOU a chosen people?

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 mama tek Feb 27, 2011

calling out the Hebrews and Shebrews. Any chosen people players out there? Goys need not apply.
 mama tek Feb 27, 2011

okay I did. leveled several if them. what was the point of that?
O-Dogg Feb 28, 2011

I believe I'm the chosen one.. Just not jewish.. Although I could let my beard grow out I'll be good in 2 weeks
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

The problem is this would be openly declaring they are of said religion...some are afraid to do this... whether of unbased "shame" or scared of anti-semitisim... Admitting your faith is deadly troll bait...from experience.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

ew. you got one of them beards o-dogg. wow. and I thought you might have some sex appeal in real life. since you get so much head. maybe you should manscape your fach.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

so I should have made a "hey Christians any of y'all know any kikes?" thread...
TheFilling Feb 28, 2011

My girlfriend is a Jew. "My little Jewball". Is that good enough?I'm Irish/Italian/honky... Our wedding should be interesting.
🍀Mr Ikslopot Feb 28, 2011

My wife is Jewish. She does not practice though.
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

Well that may work out with more results... But Everyone who I spoke to says "religion is a sticky subject" so I thought it was an impassable frontier or something.
None of these People here know what kike means anyways... Its an early 1900's term.
randombloke Feb 28, 2011

The💀Filling wrote:
My girlfriend is a Jew. "My little Jewball". Is that good enough?I'm Irish/Italian/honky... Our wedding should be interesting.

My mate is Greek. His wife is Jewish. They had a very "interesting" wedding.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

who doesn't know what a kike is?!?!
lol @ filling. awww. does your jewball have a cute fluffy jewfro?

apparently Asian genes cancel out Jersey Jew genes. silky espresso locks with a hint of wave.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

I grew up in an interfaith household. my mom keeps this picture I drew as a kid with an Xmas tree and a menorah in the window. it was actually awesome with the divorced joint custody multiplier for the holidays. who doesn't want two Easter baskets with their afikomen finders fee. eight nights of chanukka and two days of Christmas. see I can tell you about the nicene creed and what a badass judas macabeus was.
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

I have RARELY seen that word used... It could be just a thing people just don't say... I mean just saying "Jew" is offensive enough somehow

If the mother is Jewish then the kids are too

Yeah... i never have seen that...but there seem to be a few asians converting nowadays.
TheFilling Feb 28, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
who doesn't know what a kike is?!?!
lol @ filling. awww. does your jewball have a cute fluffy jewfro?

apparently Asian genes cancel out Jersey Jew genes. silky espresso locks with a hint of wave.

Nah. She's a blonde. A tiny, hot, classy blonde. I got lucky...
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 28, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
calling out the Hebrews and Shebrews. Any chosen people players out there? Goys need not apply.

👍
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

... I respect that... People always think Jews despise those who are un-orthodox... That's an utter lie... Look at the Chabad Lubavitch Chassidic Jews
Jimmy nose Feb 28, 2011

Jews stink
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

Jimmy nose wrote:
Jews stink

yes, some of them do. they're a dark and hairy people. like Italians. some guineas stink too.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

!ZAZ wrote:
I have RARELY seen that word used... It could be just a thing people just don't say... I mean just saying "Jew" is offensive enough somehow

If the mother is Jewish then the kids are too

Yeah... i never have seen that...but there seem to be a few asians converting nowadays.

I was adopted. I like being a racist Asian. shitting and stereotyping on all persons equally. this is why I also particularly like kike. just as I enjoy using the term spook for negros. and everyone with a slanty eye speaks ching chang chong. don't even get me going on queers and vegetarians...
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

what if the mother was Lutheran and then episcopalian, and then adopted a daughter, married a Jewish man, herself converted, got cheated on with her best friend from synagogue, got divorced, met a Christian former minister on J-Date and had another interfaith marriage.

then what's the kid?
Jimmy nose Feb 28, 2011

What's a spook
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

it's synonymous with coon or darkie I suspect.
Jimmy nose Feb 28, 2011

What's a coon
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

I don't follow... Your a Jew? Or adopted by Jews? Either or?

If the Mother was Jewish at the time of birth then the child is Jewish... If it was an improper conversion neither the child nor mother are Jewish...
〓B A T I S T A〓 Feb 28, 2011

Mazel tov!!
O-Dogg Feb 28, 2011

🐱 mama tek wrote:
ew. you got one of them beards o-dogg. wow. and I thought you might have some sex appeal in real life. since you get so much head. maybe you should manscape your fach.

nah I'm not that bad.. It's short n trim'd nice. Just sayin if I don't shave it'll be that bad
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

well here's where the issue of nature/nurture fall into place.

I am technically not a Jew. both my parents were Christian at the time of my adoption. but ever since I was 5 I was raised in an interfaith home. my mom converted, properly later. I went thru catechism for my grandfather but grew up going to shul every week, observing every holiday. I have my grandmother's killer brisket recipe and can bang out a kugel like a champ. I've pretty much only been to Jewish bar/batmitzvahs and weddings. (only been to like two goy weddings) I kindle lights and stuff. I am cheap and withholding of my money. but I am not technically a Jew.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Feb 28, 2011

Judaism can be a life style (traditions) apart from the religious aspect.
!ZAZ Feb 28, 2011

Well... There's really no such a thing as a half/partial/quarter Jew, but your adopted parents do not matter... But, because your mother converted AFTER you were born, you are not Jewish... You grew up with a taste of Judiasim, it's up to you... You could convert, you could stay... Live it up, do the cheeseburger, the bacon guilt free! Or you could properly convert and be a Jew... Your choice
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

there are plenty of properly born Jewish people who still eat cheeseburgers and bacon and pork with lobster sauce. I have worked in enough kosher kitchens to understand how god is inside the refrigerators.

but I think growing up with "a taste of judaism" is when you got that family of Hebrews three doors down and your friend invited you to their Seder that one time. they made you dunk parsley in salt water, fingerprinted your dinner plate with overly sweet wine and made you open the door to some ghost of Christmas past while the kids looked around for a cracker wrapped in a dinner napkin stuffed between some couch cushions. that's very different from growing up going to services weekly while your parents sang in the choir.
 mama tek Feb 28, 2011

the Jewish concept of qualifiers has always eluded me. that a rabbi would be quick to marry two Jewish men than a heterosexual interfaith couple. I had a liberal rabbi. I remember going to a pro-choice rally with him when I was twelve. so much of the Jewish faith makes sense except for that. I mean, make the bitch mikvah after she bleeds and have her put out on a regular basis beause fucking is a mitzvah. these are all good things.

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