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What a woman says...This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andYou'll have no clothes to wear if wedon't do laundry right now!What a man hears...blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blahblah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blahblah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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Gummy bears r chasing me 1 is red 1 is blue 1 is peeing on my shoe now I'm running 4 my life cause the red 1 has a knife
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This just gets better...
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ChainedHunter wrote:
Sickipedia strikes again...What a woman says...This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andYou'll have no clothes to wear if wedon't do laundry right now!What a man hears...blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blahblah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blahblah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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James87♏🅿🅰 wrote:
Yup lolChainedHunter wrote:
Sickipedia strikes again...What a woman says...This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andYou'll have no clothes to wear if wedon't do laundry right now!What a man hears...blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blahblah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blahblah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
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ChainedHunter is well respected within turf wars.
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I am?!
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Kozy wrote:
Lmfao!!!ChainedHunter is well respected within turf wars.
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Leprechaun wrote:
Kozy wrote:
Lmfao!!!ChainedHunter is well respected within turf wars.
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ΖдβζΦ🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Leprechaun wrote:
Kozy wrote:
Lmfao!!!ChainedHunter is well respected within turf wars.
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It's always an akward moment when Chris Brown says: "I'd hit that."
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ChainedHunter wrote:
Even funnier...I am?!
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The💀Filling wrote:
I know I'm not lolChainedHunter wrote:
Even funnier...I am?!
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The new Justin Bieber movie has amazing 3D. Its almost like you could just reach out and punch him!
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Justin bieber is a good singer
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ChainedHunter wrote:
LmfaoThe new Justin Bieber movie has amazing 3D. Its almost like you could just reach out and punch him!
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fydge wrote:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLPLOLOLOLOLOL you must be jokingJustin bieber is a good singer
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2 peanuts walk into a bar 1 was asalted 😏
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Here's a joke: JUSTIN BEIBER
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Knock knock.
Who there.
You.
You who?
You need to stfu and stop posting!
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JayDee wrote:
👍👍👍👍👍 hahahaKnock knock.
Who there.
You.
You who?
You need to stfu and stop posting!
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I thought this was a funny commercial...
Guy and a girl are having dinner together.
The girl is thinking: I wonder if he likes chocolate? I wonder if he is interested? I wonder if he's the one? I wonder if he wants kids? I wonder if he wants marriage?
The guy is thinking: I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her....
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Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the same side. -
JayDee wrote:
Cmon, give him a chance. At least on here he's trying to be respectable.Knock knock.
Who there.
You.
You who?
You need to stfu and stop posting!
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I brought my wife a new t-shirt. It says "Stop looking at my tits"!! It's in Braille 😉
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A Book Never Written: "Old Cars" By L. Camino
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A writer skunk went into his boss's office to see what he thought about his new book. "This stinks!", His boss said. " It's not my fault! John startled me at the printer!" said the skunk.
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Girls puts add in paper, it reads= Need a good man who's not gonna do a runner & not gonna hit me! & must have a big willy!!..
Door bell goes (bing bong🔔) man sitting there in wheel chair with NO ARMS or LEGS "YES"? the girl asks.
Man says "I here about add in paper.
Girls says "I need man not gonna hit me or run away!" Man said "I have no bloody arms or legs, I can't!!"
Girls said "I need man with huge willy🍆!!"
Man in wheel chair said "I RUNG THE FLIPPING DOOR BELL DIDN'T I!!!? -
Sexist joke.
Wanna here a joke: Women's rights.
Please don't ban me for that.
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guitarman wrote:
Dude this is s superbowl commercialI thought this was a funny commercial...
Guy and a girl are having dinner together.
The girl is thinking: I wonder if he likes chocolate? I wonder if he is interested? I wonder if he's the one? I wonder if he wants kids? I wonder if he wants marriage?
The guy is thinking: I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her I wanna sleep with her....
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I had 4 biscuits and I ate one now I have 3
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