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DaFrey wrote:
er! 👊❕🚑🏥Sexist joke.
Wanna here a joke: Women's rights.
Please don't ban me for that.
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Ur so stupid u through a rock at the ground and missed!!! hahahah that's a knee slaper
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The best joke in the world is: A man was so stupid he thought a Manila folder was a phillipino contortionist.
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Peepers wrote:
Woman who wish to be equal to men have low self esteem.DaFrey wrote:
er! 👊❕🚑🏥Sexist joke.
Wanna here a joke: Women's rights.
Please don't ban me for that.
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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
Slap the bitch an tell her to get back to work
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'George W. Bush'
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Icestar wrote:
No offence, but that's the most terrible joke I have ever heard.A writer skunk went into his boss's office to see what he thought about his new book. "This stinks!", His boss said. " It's not my fault! John startled me at the printer!" said the skunk.
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A woman asked me for a double entendre the other day.
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open." -
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast."
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A really good lookin man walks into a bar he shouts BITCH turns out he sa lady gaga
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tony two jobs wrote:
You fail at jokes!!A really good lookin man walks into a bar he shouts BITCH turns out he sa lady gaga
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog." -
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!" -
A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.
He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!
His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
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Jimmy Needles wrote:
Icestar wrote:
No offence, but that's the most terrible joke I have ever heard.A writer skunk went into his boss's office to see what he thought about his new book. "This stinks!", His boss said. " It's not my fault! John startled me at the printer!" said the skunk.
Yea, I know —(T T)—
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Ultraviolet wrote:
What?A man in his 50's buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let's see you've got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.
He says look at where it's "pointing". I bought new shoes!
His wife then says "you should have bought a new hat!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, show me your tits.
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2 men walk in to a bar. U wud of thought one of them wud of seen it.
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ChainedHunter wrote:
Lmao!I am?!
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DaFrey wrote:
Okay.🏨🚑Sexist joke.
Wanna here a joke: Women's rights.
Please don't ban me for that.
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