SHAGGLY RAZORS The ultimate
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I just wanted to publicly recognise the utter committed savagery of the legend Shaggly over the last week. He has ripped DBR into tiny pieces anw decimated many of their strongholds like a biblical plague. I take my 🎭 off to you my comrade and friend?
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Yes indeed the plague of Shaggly has befallen DBR in biblical proportions (Shaggly probably remembers as he was finishing school at the time some guy called 'jesus' popped up). Soon to be followed by the plague of patchy wifi access and then the plague of fat fingered touch screen incompatibility due to rapid influence droppage. Shaggly I salute you!! ✊
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I wondered how long it would take you lot to brag about his bollocks lol
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Shag is an awesome player but not really effected me...
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And lo .. A plague will spread across the enemies of the righteous... and it shall be called Shaggly Razors!
Mighty be the fat finger of doom as it repeatedly meets out destruction to those dubbed DBR (Death By Razors)...
As the dust settles, some wonder where the 5th Sidecar Rider of the Apoplexy (intentional pun) will strike next...
Dooom! Doooooooooom!
Shaggly shall be showered with beer and respect (needs it .. Was beginning to smell with all that gore of war) 👊✊
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Fluke wrote:
Well personally I think he has put the rest of twfc to shame, 1 guy doing something the twfc couldn't.And lo .. A plague will spread across the enemies of the righteous... and it shall be called Shaggly Razors!
Mighty be the fat finger of doom as it repeatedly meets out destruction to those dubbed DBR (Death By Razors)...
As the dust settles, some wonder where the 5th Sidecar Rider of the Apoplexy (intentional pun) will strike next...
Dooom! Doooooooooom!
Shaggly shall be showered with beer and respect (needs it .. Was beginning to smell with all that gore of war) 👊✊
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The only thing he stopped for all week was tea and crupmets. Whats that shagg?? You want the kettle putting on?? Will do mate.
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We had St John's Ambulance service on standby in case of a finger injury .. 👆
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muggers wrote:
Lol! Shaggly the DBR smashing machine! 👊The only thing he stopped for all week was tea and crupmets. Whats that shagg?? You want the kettle putting on?? Will do mate.
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💢GOLIATH💢 wrote:
Lol. You make me laugh. DBR. cap one turf and it's all over the forum like a bad rash. Shaggly dispenses justice with nerves of steel and you say we are bragging about it. Pot. Kettle. Black. Just think 1 man did this to you. You must be all embarrassed 😳. (Apart from big cat who is immune to malaria due to continued exposure as a cub in the savannah).I wondered how long it would take you lot to brag about his bollocks lol
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Fluke wrote:
We also had said finger (👆) insured for 10,000,000 don points.We had St John's Ambulance service on standby in case of a finger injury .. 👆
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Fluke wrote:
We had St John's Ambulance service on standby in case of a finger injury .. 👆
Last I heard was that his thumb had fallen off and he just stuck it back on with superglue. Made it a bit awkward but he said it just added to the fun.
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randombloke wrote:
I ain't embarrassed, it's part of the game I guess. But when people do this the fight is one sided and that ain't that much fun.💢GOLIATH💢 wrote:
Lol. You make me laugh. DBR. cap one turf and it's all over the forum like a bad rash. Shaggly dispenses justice with nerves of steel and you say we are bragging about it. Pot. Kettle. Black. Just think 1 man did this to you. You must be all embarrassed 😳. (Apart from big cat who is immune to malaria due to continued exposure as a cub in the savannah).I wondered how long it would take you lot to brag about his bollocks lol
Shag no point calling dbr G. I think you should change your name to twfc and the rest of the gang can just be an audience cus that's the way things are now haha
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To solidify the severity of shaggly's achievements DBR have dispatched their most feared player and head of their evil organisation... Sneaky Fooker, or as we like to call him "trigger" for his equine features. This player only owns turf that is 1 influence and he only ever comes out to play in vendettas. Not to mention the array of vendettas started by multiple low level players against the mighty TWFC for DBR members to hop into without being bound by the 30 day vendetta rule. Shags you must have capped their s(c)ocks off!! Infinite beer and a 1000 virgins in the afterlife for you.
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Good grief, its reacharound central in here, I'm glad I'm in the pub 🍻.
Anyway, you're all missing the point. Shaggly has a supersized mega schnozzer 👃.
Honk honk!
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Go sneaky 💪💪💪 he is a wee fooker
Shags I bet family of koala make 4 home in ur nose 😹😹 -
Rogue📊Trader wrote:
Lol. Please don't let us in to your fantasy market 📊 trader. Surprised your in the pub. I thought the Market inspector caught you out last week. Just stick with your dodgy marrows and 😷Good grief, its reacharound central in here, I'm glad I'm in the pub 🍻.
Anyway, you're all missing the point. Shaggly has a supersized mega schnozzer 👃.
Honk honk!
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Shaggy is the ultimate coward using low inf to hide from me I will see him in Berlin honk honk
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BAS wrote:
Hang on two months ago u did the same thing and capped about 400 turfs off me !!!!Shaggy is the ultimate coward using low inf to hide from me I will see him in Berlin honk honk
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👏👏KING SHAGGLY the legend of TW 👏👏 it has a certain ring to it, good on ya shags
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The sausage bashing legend
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Not true shaggly I been hammering u for weeks u went low inf to escape ur lucky I'm busy this weekend we will meet on lvl terms shortly lol
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Haha he's took turf off low mob players!! No wonder haha ad be ashamed !
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jay k 5 min ago Quote
The sausage bashing legendlmao
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Savagery. Ha ha ha!
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Jay Bee wrote:
Over rated turnip nose
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And they still chasing lowmob players! Fuckin girls blouses!
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BAS wrote:
Bas you not the one to talk, Only reason you put your inf up cuz you running out of cash !Shaggy is the ultimate coward using low inf to hide from me I will see him in Berlin honk honk
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Shut up cheater u don't get a say
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BAS wrote:
Don't be like that BAS. U just need to mob up mate.Shaggy is the ultimate coward using low inf to hide from me I will see him in Berlin honk honk
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I more mob than u random and I don't need auto adder like u mate watch u don't get caught like killer lol btw shaggy has not took a turf of me
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