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Lol
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krazijay wrote:
No. Shaggly fought hard to keep that allowable. that's why the premium shot up so much.And all clitoral stimulation aswell? Bet the misses is upset!!
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The premium shot up, but did the quality, after all that"finger of doom business" ...alot of energy and focus there....maybe misses getting short straw?
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krazijay wrote:
Being a master at this kind of thing, Shaggly has managed to abide by the policy terms by swapping hands and refraining from using his doom finger for extracurricular activities.The premium shot up, but did the quality, after all that"finger of doom business" ...alot of energy and focus there....maybe misses getting short straw?
As alway, a seasoned professional, he keeps his business and pleasure separated.
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randombloke wrote:
How much is the nose worth?The insurance policy on Shaggly's finger (👆) has gone up. It is now 100,000,000 don points. Bupa has dubbed it the finger of doom and have contracted him to refrain from tiddlywinks and subbuteo to avoid potential injury.
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As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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krazijay wrote:
Don't look at yours then 😱As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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randombloke wrote:
Lol , yeah we had a row, that reason in on here, starting a charity for new found cause....Women In Need , and random I'm not bein personal, am just having a banter! I can take as well as give....u can tell by my pileskrazijay wrote:
Don't look at yours then 😱As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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krazijay wrote:
Lol at taking it personal. Ask around.randombloke wrote:
Lol , yeah we had a row, that reason in on here, starting a charity for new found cause....Women In Need , and random I'm not bein personal, am just having a banter! I can take as well as give....u can tell by my pileskrazijay wrote:
Don't look at yours then 😱As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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randombloke wrote:
Cool, jus had som bad experience today on threads, want bit humour to lighten load,krazijay wrote:
Lol at taking it personal. Ask around.randombloke wrote:
Lol , yeah we had a row, that reason in on here, starting a charity for new found cause....Women In Need , and random I'm not bein personal, am just having a banter! I can take as well as give....u can tell by my pileskrazijay wrote:
Don't look at yours then 😱As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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krazijay wrote:
Oh. He's lost his nerve. Backtracking.randombloke wrote:
Cool, jus had som bad experience today on threads, want bit humour to lighten load,krazijay wrote:
Lol at taking it personal. Ask around.randombloke wrote:
Lol , yeah we had a row, that reason in on here, starting a charity for new found cause....Women In Need , and random I'm not bein personal, am just having a banter! I can take as well as give....u can tell by my pileskrazijay wrote:
Don't look at yours then 😱As long as the misses is getting something substantial, hate to see a woman suffer
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Backtracking, no the charity in full affect , I was thinking bout having shag as spokesman, maybe get him in the marathon? Meanwhile I'm sure My misses dnt wnt no loving finite so if shag is recovering or having physio on his finger?.....I will fill his...big/ sorry kid size shoes
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krazijay wrote:
Now he's puffing out his chest again. "I'm not backtracking..."Backtracking, no the charity in full affect , I was thinking bout having shag as spokesman, maybe get him in the marathon? Meanwhile I'm sure My misses dnt wnt no loving finite so if shag is recovering or having physio on his finger?.....I will fill his...big/ sorry kid size shoes
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Better deflate.....floating out da window.....or is that the herbal? Ask Frank
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I'm cocoa the clown...cnt u tell by the nose ...honk honk
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Meep Meep
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Did you know we now have a new chain of stores replicating what Hooters did in the USA... It's called Honkers!
Meep meep 👃👃👃
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AmNeZ wrote:
Lol....didn't see that one,lol and I thought I had good wit,lolDid you know we now have a new chain of stores replicating what Hooters did in the USA... It's called Honkers!
Meep meep 👃👃👃
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AmNeZ wrote:
Haha ArMpitZ 💨👃👎Did you know we now have a new chain of stores replicating what Hooters did in the USA... It's called Honkers!
Meep meep 👃👃👃
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Snozilla honk honk👃
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AmNeZ wrote:
Did you know a NORMAL human nose produces between a pint to a pint and 1/4 of snot a day, most is desolved by the acids in the stomach... But what baffles me is how come shaggly hasn't drowned yet surely his stomach can't handle double the normal snot desolving capacity.. 😝Did you know we now have a new chain of stores replicating what Hooters did in the USA... It's called Honkers!
Meep meep 👃👃👃
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We have now had to employ a Swedish masseuse to care for Shaggly's 'finger of doom' in between his savage assaults upon the unwashed DBR. As per Shaggly's specifications, she is blonde and has bits sticking out in all the right places while being slender and nubile. We are also looking to patent an iPhone 'windscreen wiper' device to keep his screen clean during his "Swedish therapy" sessions and to pay for the increased premium on the finger. A slot on dragons den awaits...
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randombloke wrote:
Typical randomness I'm surprised there is no mud involvedWe have now had to employ a Swedish masseuse to care for Shaggly's 'finger of doom' in between his savage assaults upon the unwashed DBR. As per Shaggly's specifications, she is blonde and has bits sticking out in all the right places while being slender and nubile. We are also looking to patent an iPhone 'windscreen wiper' device to keep his screen clean during his "Swedish therapy" sessions and to pay for the increased premium on the finger. A slot on dragons den awaits...
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Carly wrote:
You'd have to ask Shaggly... We were told to ask no questions?!?!?randombloke wrote:
Typical randomness I'm surprised there is no mud involvedWe have now had to employ a Swedish masseuse to care for Shaggly's 'finger of doom' in between his savage assaults upon the unwashed DBR. As per Shaggly's specifications, she is blonde and has bits sticking out in all the right places while being slender and nubile. We are also looking to patent an iPhone 'windscreen wiper' device to keep his screen clean during his "Swedish therapy" sessions and to pay for the increased premium on the finger. A slot on dragons den awaits...
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Anyone seen Shaggly? I fear the Swedish masseuse has hijacked the finger of doom for her own ends!?!😱. With Shaggly led astray we fear he may take up subutteo again.
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randombloke wrote:
Anyone seen Shaggly? I fear the Swedish masseuse has hijacked the finger of doom for her own ends!?!😱. With Shaggly led astray we fear he may take up subutteo again.
The finger of goo is lodged up the right nostril
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📢Honk honk📢
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I found this on page 3? Honk honk.
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Thanks for bumping . Now I can add that rhino. Marc. Fisherman amnez. Have all been kicked out of amsterdam. Jedipip is all alone . Tick tock
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shaggly razors wrote:
Thanks for bumping . Now I can add that rhino. Marc. Fisherman amnez. Have all been kicked out of amsterdam. Jedipip is all alone . Tick tock
Omg you mean you kicked 4 players with less mob with you out of an area where they couldn't even attack you? And only because you broke a truce aswell, wow your greatest victory to date.
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