👩👧 Could you PLEASE put that phone down for ONE minute?!
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Raise your 🙋 if you've ever heard that.
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Are you playing your STUPID game?? Put me down for that one lmao
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Me tooAre you playing your STUPID game?? Put me down for that one lmao
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As a single guy...I get from my friends. " None of that Turf War-ing tonight....just drinking!"
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That bloody turf wars again! I hope you haven't spent more money on it!!
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My wife does not like this game but by a stroke of luck she recently got into chatting on a wedding forum on her phone giving advice to brides. We married last year. All good.
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I am sure the advice will be 'don't let your husband get into turf wars.' Luckily, it has not came up yet.
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"hand raised"
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🙋 Happened more than 1 time.
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🙋 girlfriends just can't see the fun in destroying and befriending people online. 😏
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My 5 yo told me the other day: "Mommy says you'd marry your phone if you could"
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Nah I play turf wars with my man 😋 problem solved✌
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Carly wrote:
Nah I play turf wars with my man 😋 problem solved✌
keeper! 👍
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🙋❕👍
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"I think you're obsessed." or "I can't fall asleep. Tell me some story about sports or that turf thing." then again, she thought the yo momma thread was hilarious so then there was "so umm, how do you see those thread joke lists?"
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Belial👊🔨😽 wrote:
Same here.\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Me tooAre you playing your STUPID game?? Put me down for that one lmao
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Nope! Not me! ☺
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Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
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\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's what I did. Now I get constant WWF game invites from her. Damn.Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
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I get that all the time. Then she asks if there is an end to the game or if I will be playing it forever.
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I had to leave my phone on the side as i was getting 1,000+ attacks because I reached my 2 hour limit I promised. 🙍 BTW her signature comment is. "are you f*cking turfing?"
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KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD BEFORE WE CRASH, you risk your life to lay turf on your stupid game! lol!! That was the best one😖
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You know I gotta raise my hand. 🙋
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Little Smasher🚶 wrote:
Hahaha.I'll let my wife drive if I want to drop some turf.KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD BEFORE WE CRASH, you risk your life to lay turf on your stupid game! lol!! That was the best one😖
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🙋 all the time.
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"are you pwning noobs again?" ...and she can't wait to get an iPhone to join in the fun
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As I'm at the computer punching "WTF are you doing, she better be worth it"
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Mine is hooked on Frontierville and laughs at me everyday when we cross into Wilkes Barre and I tell her that I'm the Capo.
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🙋 my hand is definitely up.
I told her she should feel honored to be married to the #1 player in the world. Her response..."wow, woopdy fuckin doo"
Her classic line is..."how many more codes do you have to punch?"
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Heartbreak kid wrote:
I'd take the risk. My Girlfriends driving is horrendous.Little Smasher🚶 wrote:
Hahaha.I'll let my wife drive if I want to drop some turf.KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD BEFORE WE CRASH, you risk your life to lay turf on your stupid game! lol!! That was the best one😖
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Or you can just hide in the bathroom........ Right........?\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's what I did. Now I get constant WWF game invites from her. Damn.Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
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