👩👧 Could you PLEASE put that phone down for ONE minute?!
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"attrition, Ultra? I gave you real names for crying out loud...your little turf conspiracies." This was a direct quote from my dad to me after hearing my brother and I discussing Turf Wars in church one Sunday of all places. He's a little freaked out about the names...and then one day an app appeared on his phone. Busted! 😹😹😹
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BellaItaliana wrote:
🙋me. Ditched the dude & now I get to hear it from my roommate. I prepared her before she moved in..
"..so, I guess I should tell you now...you're gonna find out anyway..."
When I'm on pal: "are you talking to your little friends again?"Why is it always "little" friends?
Do they actually think we're talking to little people inside our devices?
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My wife told me the other day that our 2 1/2 year old son said "look mom there snow fort got capped.". As one of the neighborhood kids trounced on someone elses fort. She was less than happy about that one.
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Did you ever try to explain something that's happening on TW to someone who knows nothing about the game? ....did anyone ever show any interest or do they want to choke you? Lol
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"Why the hell are you on the computer and your IPod? Cant you do both on one?"
"No, zombies on the computer, and mobsterness on the IPod."
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Howard wrote:
Belial👊🔨😽 wrote:
Same here.\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
Me tooAre you playing your STUPID game?? Put me down for that one lmao
I hear this all the time
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I got given a choice: turf wars or my wife!!!! Still playing turf wars but the wife decided to stay!!!! She said what would I do if she left, I said punch codes until I fell asleep!!! She is still here tho !!!
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The Rhino wrote:
Shhhh... I'm hiding from the kids!!Rogue wrote:
BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Or you can just hide in the bathroom........ Right........?\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's what I did. Now I get constant WWF game invites from her. Damn.Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
"I think you should go to the doctor, you spend all your time in the toilet"
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Paddy_b wrote:
Come on.. Lol Wots more important in life.. A real world or a virtual existence.. It's all about balance Paddy (: don't forget ur wife 😋I got given a choice: turf wars or my wife!!!! Still playing turf wars but the wife decided to stay!!!! She said what would I do if she left, I said punch codes until I fell asleep!!! She is still here tho !!!
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🙋👍 I have the wife my back every time I am on my phone
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.45 Caliber wrote:
Why because I asked the young lad to spend more time outdoors and less time on his iPod?? Man, what is it about this thread???Big-Daddy wrote:
REAL great parenting skills, douchebag.Well it's about time you stopped dribbling over your dads iPod and got out there and found your self a bird my friend. Your 16 not 12 and who said anything about a REAL relationship you hermit! Learn to read or you to young for that as well. Kids these day!! Gotta stick a rocket up there ass just to get them out of there bedrooms!
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ChainsawCharlie wrote:
Lmfao burn"what does that phone have that I don't have?"
"warmth".
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ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ wrote:
That's untrue.Big-Daddy wrote:
I'm 16, there is no such thing as a real relationship at this age. Please think things through before you start trolling.ΤΞ⊄Η∩➒₦∉ wrote:
Is that because you are ugly and got no personality so you can't get a girlfriend??? here, knock one out over this pal-------->💧👯No. I'm on this game to spend stam, do missions, upgrade my turf limit, and punch codes. Then I'm off most of the day. I get in every once in a while o bump my invite code or check the forums. If I had a wife/girlfriend, I wouldn't be spending anytime on this game. 👉👌💧💧😱😱
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Fluke wrote:
Rotfl.The Rhino wrote:
Shhhh... I'm hiding from the kids!!Rogue wrote:
BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Or you can just hide in the bathroom........ Right........?\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's what I did. Now I get constant WWF game invites from her. Damn.Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
"I think you should go to the doctor, you spend all your time in the toilet"
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!Rogue wrote:
❕❕THREAD KILLER ALERT❕❕ *Calls in Anti-Troll Airstrike*BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Or you can just hide in the bathroom........ Right........?\\// 👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's what I did. Now I get constant WWF game invites from her. Damn.Piece of advice, If your girl, or guy, doesn't have an iPhone get her an iPod or something. Scrabble keeps mine occupied lol.
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Schmidty wrote:
Yeah one of my friends wants to play once I explained it👌 but the other obe was like...."You visited your cousins house in NJ...just so you could drop a turf?" I replied. "That's not the point that this game owns. And I'm capo of this area so watch out 😉" they laughed. With me or at me. Either one. I dunno...not really someoe i speak to so I guess I'm a Turf Wars Missionary? 😹😹😹😹Did you ever try to explain something that's happening on TW to someone who knows nothing about the game? ....did anyone ever show any interest or do they want to choke you? Lol
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My girl would play this if she could. Instead, she plays iMobsters. So I never hear "put that phone down". lol
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🙋 gotta her an iPod for Christmas, now there is silence cuz she's playing spades and stuff
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Im not looking forward to the remarks when mac apple store gets TW and I'm on my iPad looking up codes, typing the codes in on mac and scrolling through forums on iPhone
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My answer is always no
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"don't tell me to hold on cuz ur on ur damn phone" as I was reading this thread lol
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I once drove 1.5 hours out of my way after celebrating my anniversary with my wife in Chicago to plant a turf in Milwaukee.
Luckily I got her pretty drunk, but she'd still wake up look at the clock and say,"what's taking so long?", while trying to do the math in her foggy head. She'd eventually pass out from the mental exhaustion. The great thing is she was hungover so I got to punch codes the next morning!! Ain't love grand?!
She's a lucky woman!! -
my left hand is my woman, bitch never tells me to put it down :)
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Shake-N-Bake wrote:
Lmao lucky you.I once drove 1.5 hours out of my way after celebrating my anniversary with my wife in Chicago to plant a turf in Milwaukee.
Luckily I got her pretty drunk, but she'd still wake up look at the clock and say,"what's taking so long?", while trying to do the math in her foggy head. She'd eventually pass out from the mental exhaustion. The great thing is she was hungover so I got to punch codes the next morning!! Ain't love grand?!
She's a lucky woman!! -
!IcyFresh🌇🌊3 wrote:
Hahaha lucky. What do you do? Go to a StarBucks for WiFi? Whenever I go places I never get WiFi :(Shake-N-Bake wrote:
Lmao lucky you.I once drove 1.5 hours out of my way after celebrating my anniversary with my wife in Chicago to plant a turf in Milwaukee.
Luckily I got her pretty drunk, but she'd still wake up look at the clock and say,"what's taking so long?", while trying to do the math in her foggy head. She'd eventually pass out from the mental exhaustion. The great thing is she was hungover so I got to punch codes the next morning!! Ain't love grand?!
She's a lucky woman!! -
My kids look at me with humorous bewilderment when I point out from the car windows the extent of my turf.
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