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Hear ye hear ye! All brave TW knights gather round and listen!

• __Don_Line__ Jan 18, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Gee whiz... Is ANYONE following this?
  

  No, probably not, except for Killer and Neko. Everyone else is too busy using Ego Viagra to listen.
• __Don_Line__ Jan 18, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Gee whiz... Is ANYONE following this?
  

  No, probably not, except for Killer and Neko. Everyone else is too busy using Ego Viagra to listen.
• __Don_Line__ Jan 18, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  __Don_Line__ wrote:

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Gee whiz... Is ANYONE following this?
  

  No, probably not, except for Killer and Neko. Everyone else is too busy using Ego Viagra to listen.

  Lol, love it! ...it's been fun... I thought this would have been better...but who likes to follow plotline... I'd make one myself...but I know it wont work...

  Because obviously, everyone would be the main character, which defeats the purpose of a Humble Character that learns stuff.
• IcyFresh Jan 18, 2011

  __Don_Line__ wrote:

  Docta Procta wrote:

  Then he falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and fallsand falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls until he splashes? Wat does he splash into? By George!! Wat a lucky little assassin he is he falls into the fountain of LIFE. And he lives! So sucketh upon that don line u just got showdeth and i'n blatant revenge ace gives don line a knife to the throat then feeds him to dogs (sorry about killing someone off but he deserved it. Ace is a fucking idiot and procta is a troll.)
  

  And then Ace notices that Don Line doesn't actually exist in this era...
• DÛBB¥B0! Jan 18, 2011

  Think we went a little off subject...
• killer 66 Jan 18, 2011

  Oh one problem. We only have 5 more seconds before we return to reali...
  < syncronyzation failed >
• __Don_Line__ Jan 18, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Will I make it on time?
  Did ciller make it in time?
  Will this story EVER continue?
  And normally?

  Stay tuned for page 10!
  

  And here's a look behindnthe stage...

  Zanderaw and other people fighting over microphone.
• Zanderaw Jan 19, 2011

  But then a storm blows in, washing us all the way to the Caribbean, where cannibals try to kill us but are stopped when we fall through a hole in the sand into a cave where we find a race of cave goblins who give us a special weapon which we use to kill the cannibals but it explodes in our faces and we get blown all the way to stonehenge but there are barbarians surrounding it and we try to fight them off but we are captured and then rescued by zaz who somehow escaped and then shep betrays us and wounds killer but we forgive him and killer dies but is ressurected and then aliens come and we all have heart attacks
• __Don_Line__ Jan 19, 2011

  Zanderaw wrote:

  But then a storm blows in, washing us all the way to the Caribbean, where cannibals try to kill us but are stopped when we fall through a hole in the sand into a cave where we find a race of cave goblins who give us a special weapon which we use to kill the cannibals but it explodes in our faces and we get blown all the way to stonehenge but there are barbarians surrounding it and we try to fight them off but we are captured and then rescued by zaz who somehow escaped and then shep betrays us and wounds killer but we forgive him and killer dies but is ressurected and then aliens come and we all have heart attacks
  

  ...
• __Don_Line__ Jan 19, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  __Don_Line__ wrote:

  Zanderaw wrote:

  But then a storm blows in, washing us all the way to the Caribbean, where cannibals try to kill us but are stopped when we fall through a hole in the sand into a cave where we find a race of cave goblins who give us a special weapon which we use to kill the cannibals but it explodes in our faces and we get blown all the way to stonehenge but there are barbarians surrounding it and we try to fight them off but we are captured and then rescued by zaz who somehow escaped and then shep betrays us and wounds killer but we forgive him and killer dies but is ressurected and then aliens come and we all have heart attacks
  

  ...

  It's cliche,quick,and original... I'll give it that

  I like the new, more humbler twist.
• קřㅌלㅜïפㅌ Jan 20, 2011

  Then the aliens sucked all the dead peoples personalities into their personality devices on their chest and all of us still survived on a different alien just i'n new bodies... We now hav to identify who is who and kill whoever we can while everyone is trapped i'n aspace ship underwater(dont ask) with no escape pods and no way out plus the anchor is stuck so we r down at the bottom of the ocean for awhile if. U no wat I mean
• Zanderaw Jan 20, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  And when we ARE rescued the score is:
  PLAYER: KILLS: DEATHS:
  ZAZ: 9,985. 42
  Neko: 8,991. 290
  Killer66: 8,456. 380
  Ate: 6,200. 201
  Zandrew: 5,389. 266
  Donline: 4,977. 435
  Shep: 4,032. 197
  Bot: 3,532. 11,054
  

  You WOULD give yourself the best score.
• __Don_Line__ Jan 20, 2011

  !ZAZ wrote:

  Are we Continuing a story here? Or making a fuss over...?
  

  And then later, when they are rescued, they find out the doctors are actually working for belial. So they stick with them, and eventually end up in the sick ward of Belial's castle.
• killer 66 Jan 20, 2011

  Zanderaw wrote:

  !ZAZ wrote:

  And when we ARE rescued the score is:
  PLAYER: KILLS: DEATHS:
  ZAZ: 9,985. 42
  Neko: 8,991. 290
  Killer66: 8,456. 380
  Ate: 6,200. 201
  Zandrew: 5,389. 266
  Donline: 4,977. 435
  Shep: 4,032. 197
  Bot: 3,532. 11,054
  

  You WOULD give yourself the best score.

  sorry. Mix up. Zaz had about 1,346,375 kills from other people due to failed syncronyzation. And I think I am either behind or on par with neko.

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