Hear ye hear ye! All brave TW knights gather round and listen!
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Even though we have a bright future to go to, we're gonna have to fight to get there. Will this never end?
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Race: Spicy Latina
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Zanderaw wrote:
I hope it doesn't this is FUN AS HECK!!Even though we have a bright future to go to, we're gonna have to fight to get there. Will this never end?
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!ZAZ wrote:
hey good idea and once we do that, we can work on a futur one like flying cares or something but I'm upset now and I like WW1 and WWII so yeah...:(It will...after this fighting, it'll be over...except this is the past and we may create a new future where things are different like if Kennedy didn't die and declared war Vs the soviet union starting WWIII...ect...ect...whatever keeps this interesting....can someone get neko and colt.45 back?
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They'll come back when they want to. We are now sailing through thick fog.
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We stopped at a inn in that town...I was the first to take a bath as o reeked a thousand monkeys. After my bath the other go. I changed into regular clothes and I take our other stuff to be washed. Our armer was scubed clean as everything else was cleaned. I return to the inn and find Zaz and Zanderaw wondering where the hell their stuff was. "Sorry took it for a cleaning down by the crick, I saw a little puppy stray, we could use a pal, oh and the name I thought Sir Charlie?" I informed them while handing back their clothes. "We should get some sleep"
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We woke up the next morning to find pee stains and poo all over the room. "Charlie! Aw someone had an acident" I took him out for a walk while Zaz and Zanderaw looked at me funny. I came back and cleaned it up spotless. We bathed and rode on to find the portal.
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I stand looking at the ruined towers that made oblivion. Broken down due to it's loss of power. But I seem to be the only one that knows the portal has been compromised. It will set us somewhere else. And no-one will know where. I take a last look, then head in direction of ZAZ and the others.
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We walked and walked for several hours with no stopping. We came across a trader who had several horses following. I told Zaz and Zanderaw to start here as I aproched the man. "Exus me sir?" I got closer and asked again "Exus me, sir?" and still no responce. I stopped the horse pulling the cart and I walked over to the man. He was motionless just sitting up against the seat with the rains at hand. "Sir?" I looked at his eyes, wide open string downwards. "Ah!" I yelped jumping back. Charlie ran over parking. "Shh no Charlie" I pulled the man off the cart and he fell to the ground, hard. "Hes dead, looks like from the cold" I told the others. Zaz and Zanderaw walked over and looked apon him shocked. I knelt down and closed his eyes. "Lets take some food and some horses" we each took a horse got several bags to put the food and other sulplies in and sadled the horse. "Lets get a move on, shall we" we moved on and I looked back to make sure we weren't being followed. Now again off to the portal.
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Zanderaw wrote:
NO ENDING THE STORY. IDIOT.To all commanders:
Our mission is complete. We must make our way through the battlefields of Ireland to enter the portal. Abandon your posts. -
Once we get to the portal the story ends there...I think, our next story line is WWI and the next WWII I think and hope so were not all over trying to find out what comes next after the portal to modern times...
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Name: Mutten or Muttenhead
Race: Russian
Skill: Snipping -
!muttenhead🌇🌊3 wrote:
hey it's nice to know another Russian here, though I can't speak it very much...can you?Name: Mutten or Muttenhead
Race: Russian
Skill: Snipping -
__Don_Line__ wrote:
Story's not over. Even once we get to the portal, we won't be able to get straight back. Didn't you read killer's post?Zanderaw wrote:
NO ENDING THE STORY. IDIOT.To all commanders:
Our mission is complete. We must make our way through the battlefields of Ireland to enter the portal. Abandon your posts. -
Sheep Stacker wrote:
A little bit!muttenhead🌇🌊3 wrote:
hey it's nice to know another Russian here, though I can't speak it very much...can you?Name: Mutten or Muttenhead
Race: Russian
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We reach a clearing... Aha! Calais at last, This is the rally point! We will camp out and wait a week or two for others... but if my history is correct the-raaaaa!!! we hear in the distance, we see an army of soldiers charging towards Calais..."ah yes William of Normandy"... Were in the hundred years war between England and France...this shouldn't stop us...let's go on! Right Charlie?" "Bark! bark!"
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glman wrote:
Name: GLMAN
Race: Unknown
Skill: sneaking an M72 law back to medical times*middle ages
I think I liked the first skill description better...
Name: Eddie Kelly
Race: Pig Farmer
Skill: Find 'Ring of Dungeon Master Control'.Proceed with a comedy of errors where I try to help everyone but eventually everything works out the same which is fine, really, because who wants to mess with history?
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After five days of waiting, killer arrives, along with .45 caliber and the other generals, all of which have traveled without their medieval armies. Now we just need a boat.
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I'd rather do fight scenes while we travel. Besides, I want to meet some pirates.
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Can we go back to the original story... It was much better
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They won't listen. Belials ancestor lives. And he just grew an army. But we can't flee. We have lost this. And I think we are doomed wherever we go.
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Killer, always trying to kerp Belial alive… Accept that we are victorious and going into another story line-one where we wander through time trying to get back home. But of course our characters don't know that.
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Yep but ace does cuz he has the ancient prophetic scrolls foretelling this
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Docta Procta wrote:
Then Ace gets a sledgehammer on the brain, because god believed that no one should have such a bloated ego.Yep but ace does cuz he has the ancient prophetic scrolls foretelling this
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Idk WTF is happening so. My kingdom is on a distant fortress island building up naval might along with other kingdoms under my control. I'm preparing for a massive clash with Belial.
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Then he falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and fallsand falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls until he splashes? Wat does he splash into? By George!! Wat a lucky little assassin he is he falls into the fountain of LIFE. And he lives! So sucketh upon that don line u just got showdeth and i'n blatant revenge ace gives don line a knife to the throat then feeds him to dogs (sorry about killing someone off but he deserved it)
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After my long years in the woods, I jump on your ship and sink it cuz I'm a crazy fatass and stab Zanderaw for good measure. The end of this gay thread the other one was better. Story's over.
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killer 66 wrote:
That's good old killer! Always looking on the bright side! I'm paraphrasing from the other thread:"they took our sex cells. We are all gonna die."They won't listen. Belials ancestor lives. And he just grew an army. But we can't flee. We have lost this. And I think we are doomed wherever we go.
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__Don_Line__ wrote:
Lmao.Docta Procta wrote:
Then Ace gets a sledgehammer on the brain, because god believed that no one should have such a bloated ego.Yep but ace does cuz he has the ancient prophetic scrolls foretelling this
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Docta Procta wrote:
And then Ace notices that Don Line doesn't actually exist in this era...Then he falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and fallsand falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls until he splashes? Wat does he splash into? By George!! Wat a lucky little assassin he is he falls into the fountain of LIFE. And he lives! So sucketh upon that don line u just got showdeth and i'n blatant revenge ace gives don line a knife to the throat then feeds him to dogs (sorry about killing someone off but he deserved it)
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