Hear ye hear ye! All brave TW knights gather round and listen!
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Howard wrote:
well I'm the only one wanted. But I'd apreciate it if you did that.killer 66 wrote:
Can't I hit him with a rock and stab him with my walking stick?Oh crap! Guard!
(stop right there criminal scum quote)
A. pay outragous amount of gold
B. Lose 2 skill levels and wait forever
C. Avoid all major towns after kicking my ass
I'll go with C. -
killer 66 wrote:
Done.Howard wrote:
well I'm the only one wanted. But I'd apreciate it if you did that.killer 66 wrote:
Can't I hit him with a rock and stab him with my walking stick?Oh crap! Guard!
(stop right there criminal scum quote)
A. pay outragous amount of gold
B. Lose 2 skill levels and wait forever
C. Avoid all major towns after kicking my ass
I'll go with C. -
I answer ate with "Fine, allies we shall be, despite nearly killing me..." I walk off into my command room with my lead generals. "Sir we have 43,000 allied troops and 80,000 troops here. We have a bolstered support of 200,000 men from the eastern kingdoms, after killing their leaders they've pledged allegiance to you. Our men are training more than they're supposed to also. Everything is fine with trade also. The Order of the Ebon Blade awaits your orders.." I sit and think remembering ate who I left to roam the city. "King Anderhoff may be a problem and his spy shep. 45 cal could be worse, then theres belial .... Just leave everything as it is and play the waiting game" I say dismissively.
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Gtfo joey
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Inside my command tent, I recieve word that Neko has taken one of the outlying forts. So he does still hate Belial! The only question remaining, is whether he hates us...
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Having driven back the spanish army, I head south to recieve orders from killer. But not you, Cal. You should have been thanking me for taking charge when you weren't there. I obey only killer.
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As I walk through the town, I can't shake the feeling that I'm being watched. A polish my sword at a blacksmith's and walk into a darkened alley. Then a roughly dressed thug walks in front of me. I notice the Belial coat of arms tattooed on his arm. "Give me your gold and no one gets hurt," he commands me menacingly. "You sure about that?" I ask, my hand going to the hilt of my sword. The thug lunges for me, but I whip out my sword and swifly decapitate him. His head rolls on the ground, leaving a trail of blood behind it. The headless body falls to the ground in a heap, blood pouring from the neck. Now I'm off to buy some supplies.
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I rode into the next town over hoping someone could help me out. I didn't understand why all the kingdoms seemed to have hatred ontop of me and the kingdom?
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I sit in the tavern drinking ale and looking out the window. I have two men looking upon Ate from the rooftops. I trust him. Then I remember the pain I feel sometimes in my stomach. The betraying shot. I shift to one of my messangers and send him on a trek to Zanderaw. I wish to tell him we are on neutral grounds but will not allow his men to pass the Eastern Kalimdor River into Belials territory. He doesn't nedd to worry bout belial either. I have an immense blockade running up and down that river....
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I recieve Neko's messenger, and hold my army back. I send him back, asking why I need to hold off attacking.
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Name: Hunter
Race: Elf bitches!
Skill: super fucking awesomeness and I'm invisible to anyone who doesnt know what my secret name is...... -
I send the messenger back telling Zanderaw the East Kalimdor River is mine. He must ask for passage. I remain on my own side In the belial conflict. As it stands belial is purchasing hundreds of thousands of hessian mercenaries as we speak. I quickly send out messengers to all of the rebel men. They will soon be crushed if they do not unite...
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I send back a message:
If this is going to work, we need to coordinate our attacks. I will stay on my side of the river until your troops are in position. Until then, I can probably stop the hessians from entering Italy. Just don't make yourself an enemy again. I don't want a repeat of the lunar incident. -
Eventually gets out of bed looks over to his wife an says cup of tea woman
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YOU wrote:
I notice that everyone here claims to be a leader of troops... if so, then who ARE the troops, hmmm?
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Name: Kenyan
Race: have a guess, retard.
Preferred skill: making people eat their own parents. -
Name: unknown
Race: imperial
Preferrd skill: my uber awesomeness -
I wake up in bed, look across the room and NOOOO! The cat came in and coughed up a hairball, it'll take a good 5 mins to clean it up.
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Lol nice skill
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Name: x B-Boy x
Race: Elder
Skill: Spying -
A Mage who has the best magic in the world has joined belials forces. Still, all the magic in the world didn't save him from a stab right in the back. He never saw it coming. That is a end to Belial's magic. Just 1,000,000,000 troops to kill. Good thing I have reflect damage 100%. Our armies should be able to kill the troops.
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Important news from our spies:
The leader of the Belial house, Lord Andreas Percival Belial, has taken his elite guard and is going to try to cross the blockade and journey to the sea, where he will escape by ship to anywhere he wants to go. We must stop him. If he makes it to the ocean, we may never find him. -
I send out scouts and spies to search for lord Andreas.
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I'l shit in lord andreas' cereal.
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This is one of the gayyest things I've read for a while..
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Nailz⚡ was here wrote:
NAILZ!This is one of the gayyest things I've read for a while..
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My troops are stationed by the river and ready to intercept Lord Andreas, but I don't think he'll go down easily. Neko, is your blockade ready for defense?
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*shoots hunter and keyan with my M72Arrowthing* Sup?
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Name: Big Iron
Race: Jew
Skills: Killing Son of God, bulldozing ancient neighborhoods and then building high rise condos for my Jew kind. -
Yep... Belials elite guards are dead, bow for... Shit. He has 1,000,000,000,000 bodyguards! That's more than his army!
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