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British cuisine enjoys a well deserved reputation as the most sublime
gastronomic pleasure available to man. Thanks to today's robust
dollar, the American traveller can easily afford to dine out several
times a week (rest assured that a British meal is worth interrupting
your afternoon wank for). Few foreigners are aware that there are
several grades of meat in the UK. The best cuts of meat, like the best
bottles of gin, bear Her Majesty's seal, called the British Stamp of
Excellence (BSE). When you go to a fine restaurant, tell your waiter
you want BSE beef and won't settle for anything less. If he balks at
your request, custom dictates that you jerk your head imperiously back
and forth while rolling your eyes to show him who is boss.Once the waiter realizes you are a person of discriminating taste, he
may offer to let you peruse the restaurant's list of exquisite British
wines. If he doesn't, you should order one anyway. -
Any more advice like when walking in Brixton u must wear a t shirt with bnp on as a sign of respect or when in Devon it is a custom of wearing a foxes outfit when walking around the woods on boxing day or when in Newcastle saying how great there Sunderland football team are this can also be used in moss side manchester but saying u like there team Liverpool they will love u for this and will take u out back to play baseball with u Plz ask I ell try to help
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Sexygirl wrote:
Ha haAny more advice like when walking in Brixton u must wear a t shirt with bnp on as a sign of respect or when in Devon it is a custom of wearing a foxes outfit when walking around the woods on boxing day or when in Newcastle saying how great there Sunderland football team are this can also be used in moss side manchester but saying u like there team Liverpool they will love u for this and will take u out back to play baseball with u Plz ask I ell try to help
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Sexy girl ur funny!!!
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Sexygirl wrote:
Lol.. Do u think people in America give a fuck about what people in Amsterdam ( a worthless place other than if u wanna smoke weed or go to the red light district) and Morocco ( a shit hole) think about us. Give me a break!!! That was a funny rant though too bad it was stupid. It seems that your upset that American culture has been the biggest influence in the world for the last century, it's ok England was once that influential too.... enforcing your view on peoples who have there own cultures and beliefs. No wonder when you realise there more than the us in this world every one hates u I've traveled a bit and every country I've been to seem to hate your tourist with there booming voices and selfish megalomania when in Amsterdam u lot where hated
Morocco u were hated
I could go on
Learn that ur views and beliefs are so plastic and one day some one might like u and the world will be a better place -
Exhibit A: Sexygirl
We win.
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as a new yorker, I loved my city. but sometimes you gotta get out. my mom, also from NYC, spent about 5 years living in Amsterdam. on September 10th, I flew to schiphol. on 9-12 I flew to heathrow. while I watched my city be engulfed in chaos and the events unfold, it was a weird time to be a new yorker in London. the solidarity and kindness was amazing. unfortunately it didn't change the terrible food. I pretty much only ate at chippers and Indian restaurants dotted here and there with a proper fry up. I was also four months pregnant so when I headed back to holland for another couple weeks, I had to experience the city without all the debauchery. I enjoyed seeing a hooker in the window house down a hoagie with her skirt hitched up and a leg up on a chair. I also went to a toilet museum. no weed, no hookers, no fun in Amsterdam.
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
Sexygirl wrote:
Lol.. Do u think people in America give a fuck about what people in Amsterdam ( a worthless place other than if u wanna smoke weed or go to the red light district) and Morocco ( a shit hole) think about us. Give me a break!!! That was a funny rant though too bad it was stupid. It seems that your upset that American culture has been the biggest influence in the world for the last century, it's ok England was once that influential too....
Spoken like a true uncultured McDonald lover
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1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
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I also have a slew of Irish ex's and fuck buddies. I'm a sucker for the brogue. this kinda skewed me in a meh, the English. sort of way. I've been all over Ireland/northern Ireland and Derry was one of the most rattling places I've been. i also returned a wallet i found in a cab to a 68 year old Englishman. it contained a passport, and about $4,000.00 worth of cash in $/£/¥ which I also returned. He had some business cards and I managed to get in touch with him and arranged to meet him at my friend's pub for the exchange. he had a bass, I had a whiskey. I learned about his travels, why he was carrying so much cash, and how he worked for Margaret thatcher for a number of years. he paid for my drink but didn't so much as offer to tip me out. not that I would have accepted it. matter of principle. English prick.
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
Just cause we have that many doesn't mean we eat that many a week like u!!!!
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I also then had my paddy friends near kick me in the teeth for not pocketing the cash, trashing the wallet, and just dropping off his passport at the embassy as a courtesy.
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
14,000 in US.
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The highest number of Mcdonalds stores in the US by state is California, with 1165. Per capita, it looks pretty close!
Next myth please!
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
What American culture? Seriously though what from the states has been so influential? In a good way I might add?Sexygirl wrote:
Lol.. Do u think people in America give a fuck about what people in Amsterdam ( a worthless place other than if u wanna smoke weed or go to the red light district) and Morocco ( a shit hole) think about us. Give me a break!!! That was a funny rant though too bad it was stupid. It seems that your upset that American culture has been the biggest influence in the world for the last century, it's ok England was once that influential too. -
Johnny O wrote:
Wit bad teeth. 😼😝London = The Teabagging Capital.
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Paddy_b wrote:
4 a military dude, u sure type like a kid!!!!!BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
Just cause we have that many doesn't mean we eat that many a week like u!!!!
!!!!!!!
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Really... I'm done. It's like arguing with roudy drunkards.
Oh, wait...
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
I haven't had mcdonalds since....wow for a while. The last time I was gettin breakfast when I was driving to North Carolina!Paddy_b wrote:
4 a military dude, u sure type like a kid!!!!!BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
Just cause we have that many doesn't mean we eat that many a week like u!!!!
!!!!!!!
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🔫🌊🗻Lucca Brazi wrote:
Lol.. Do u think people in America give a fuck about what people in Amsterdam ( a worthless place other than if u wanna smoke weed or go to the red light district) and Morocco ( a shit hole) think about us. Give me a break!!! That was a funny rant though too bad it was stupid. It seems that your upset that American culture has been the biggest influence in the world for the last century, it's ok England was once that influential too.
Wow... You're obviously not further promoting the notion that yanks are ignorant. I'm sure you already know that morocco was the 1st country to recognise "obeseville" as a sovereign state and still enjoys friendly bilateral relations to this day.
It led Thomas Jefferson (heard of him?) to say that "obeseville" should encourage relations with other Islamic countries as they were the only ones who weren't opposed to it's existence.
Food for thought...
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Oh hey guys! Just dropping in to remind u only faggots take the Brit vs yank war seriously. This is all for fun. Sexydude, ur the reason why redneck Americunts hate u guys and give us a bad name. All the americunt wankers here are the reason Britfags hate us (other reason being rednecks...)
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
And you say the Brits have bad teeth...sheeshI also then had my paddy friends near kick me in the teeth for not pocketing the cash, trashing the wallet, and just dropping off his passport at the embassy as a courtesy.
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BlindLuck🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
I know rite! Plus at least we all have sumthing in common: we all like to....Oh hey guys! Just dropping in to remind u only faggots take the Brit vs yank war seriously. This is all for fun. Sexydude, ur the reason why redneck Americunts hate u guys and give us a bad name. All the americunt wankers here are the reason Britfags hate us (other reason being rednecks...)
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1) drink
2) Smokiń
3) sex
4) food😋Or is that just me! Lmao
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
Hahah really all this talk about how ignorant and dumb Americans are then I read something from her and a point goes to the us. Really though us canadians love the Brits...one day the US fat cats are gonna decide they want our resources and well head back to big poppa Britain for help...and you'll give it...you loves usExhibit A: Sexygirl
We win.
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Unfortunately we have already sold large portions of our resources to the USA. And if you remember when they tried to invade us before we pushed them back and burnt down the white house hahaha. Oh and we have 1 extra degree of land we shouldn't.
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Kozy wrote:
I know kozy but war was different back then...it was fought by men...men with a reason to fight and a passion...now they'd huts fly over and relentlessly bomb us and our budget isn't as big...that's where the Brits come in. "can we pleeeease have some weapons...please"Unfortunately we have already sold large portions of our resources to the USA. And if you remember when they tried to invade us before we pushed them back and burnt down the white house hahaha. Oh and we have 1 extra degree of land we shouldn't.
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Lol so true.
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
That's a lot for such a small country. Lmfao1250 Mcdonalds in the UK.
You must really love it to have so many.
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Sarah palin said:
"these attacks are terrible, launching shells for no reason, we must do our best to help our NORTH korean allies"
This was said on the radio. The presenter of the show had to correct her...
Any country who can have a person with this much intelligence as a candidate for president needs to take a food long look at themselves...
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Haha food look. I agree American politics are fucked up but there's slot of good people in the country surrounded by slot of morons...sounds like everywhere I've ever been
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