Yanks vs Brits
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juggle0 wrote:
Only yank baiting allowed lol she's there queen 2 lolLol! I guess all the way up in the arctic circle it's either that or shagging a moose. And then there's the animals...
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Oh here's one...
WE WOOPED THE BRITISH TEA-BAGS EMPIRE WHEN WE WERE A COLONY!
So obviously we are cooler haha
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I'd just like to point point out that this is an english-USA rivalry not britain-USA thing, the scots welsh and northen irish kinda like tha americans, i just think both sides are a wee bit cocky
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Jack Grey wrote:
The clues in the thread title my jock (guess) friend! If u don't like it try invading England again LOL!I'd just like to point point out that this is an english-USA rivalry not britain-USA thing, the scots welsh and northen irish kinda like tha americans, i just think both sides are a wee bit cocky
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juggle0 wrote:
You just encourage mass pickpocketing. And you guys only complain about our guns when they aren't bailing you out of one mess or another.dickdragon wrote:
That's right we don't approve of our kids doing drive by-shootings on each other! How dumb we must be, if only we had major gun crime in every city. Shame we're civilised and don't think that the right to give anyone and everyone a gun is a good idea.Slag off ya bloody fuckin wankers. Brits don't even have guns. How gangster. The bobby has a billy. Wattaya gunna do? Hit us with your spotted dick? Get the cocks out ya bums... Ya bums!
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Paddy_b wrote:
All that's really saying is that we have four people in jobs to your one.USA history= whatever Hollywood movies show them!!! Proper thick cunts!!!
Ur army has all the gear n no idea!! I worked with there mechanics n they have four mechanics for different parts of the vehicle, the Brits have one mechanic who can do the same job!!! Also in afghan got fired on by Americans when approaching there camp for help!!! They cannot even tell the difference between British uniform n Taliban!!! Most of the Americans I have met have been fucking idiots a few have been clever!!! Only a few!!! -
Sexygirl wrote:
You mean like .0000000001% of our population? Lol you guys and your "facts".weebs wrote:
Wow if kids in uk had guns we could be cool and kill class mates like columbine also why is it yanks believe in cults Waco and that other one with the space ships where they top them selves with rat poison even dumber then that the people who did not kill them selves still believe the UFO Wack jobWonder what would happen if there was another us civil war. Would be fucking crazy. I'd say gangs would take over. Mexican gangs flood in organised madness Cv 18 blood crips civilians police government GUNS baby!!
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Sexygirl wrote:
Do you know how to write without using run on sentences? Seriously your grammar fucks up your "game".Also you yanks should look up a book call Louie Theroux call of the weried says all u need to know why I hate your Wack job nation (it also on DVD for all u lazy fat fingered fucks who find in hard works turning pages)
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To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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Sexygirl wrote:
You'd be run by Germany and breathing gas fumes if we hadn't of shown up at all. So, which is it? We show up late, we are somehow at fault. We show up on time and we are still at fault. I'm all for us not policing the world. Let's see how long it takes for one of our mutual enemies to burn you down when we start thinking of ourselves.World war one late
World war 2 late
World war 3 trying to get an early start on that one -
Funny having studied History I seem to remember Great Britain defending herself with no issues. Battle of Britain was won with no help from anyone. It was only when Germany turned on the USSR that the Germans made the move that ended their campaign! So well done Russia and the RAF for doing the hard work!
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juggle0 wrote:
I can banter plenty, I just don't hate English people. You see, I don't categorize people into one lump. That's ignorance at it's finest.To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
LOL you have more "you"s than a shepherd in your last few posts. Generalising is the word you were looking for and YOU have done it plenty!juggle0 wrote:
I can banter plenty, I just don't hate English people. You see, I don't categorize people into one lump. That's ignorance at it's finest.To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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juggle0 wrote:
No actually, I used the word I wanted to. Thanks for the attempted correction though. ;)✯Addi✯ wrote:
LOL you have more "you"s than a shepherd in your last few posts. Generalising is the word you were looking for and YOU have done it plenty!juggle0 wrote:
I can banter plenty, I just don't hate English people. You see, I don't categorize people into one lump. That's ignorance at it's finest.To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
If it wasnt for America, Europe would be known as Germany. Germany was beating the bloody piss out of England in WW I and your friendly Russians were already signing a peace treaty that gave up a ton of their land. So be grateful that we helped you out. All jokes aside though I do love England because they are always ride or die with America. Love ya Brits!!Sexygirl wrote:
You'd be run by Germany and breathing gas fumes if we hadn't of shown up at all. So, which is it? We show up late, we are somehow at fault. We show up on time and we are still at fault. I'm all for us not policing the world. Let's see how long it takes for one of our mutual enemies to burn you down when we start thinking of ourselves.World war one late
World war 2 late
World war 3 trying to get an early start on that one -
✯Addi✯ wrote:
Great Banter there... HA!juggle0 wrote:
No actually, I used the word I wanted to. Thanks for the attempted correction though. ;)✯Addi✯ wrote:
LOL you have more "you"s than a shepherd in your last few posts. Generalising is the word you were looking for and YOU have done it plenty!juggle0 wrote:
I can banter plenty, I just don't hate English people. You see, I don't categorize people into one lump. That's ignorance at it's finest.To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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juggle0 wrote:
I haven't seen anything incredibly inspiring come out of your limey fingers. Try again?✯Addi✯ wrote:
Great Banter there... HA!juggle0 wrote:
No actually, I used the word I wanted to. Thanks for the attempted correction though. ;)✯Addi✯ wrote:
LOL you have more "you"s than a shepherd in your last few posts. Generalising is the word you were looking for and YOU have done it plenty!juggle0 wrote:
I can banter plenty, I just don't hate English people. You see, I don't categorize people into one lump. That's ignorance at it's finest.To Addi - great effort (lol) but leave the banter to the big boys ;-)
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Lol now we're bringing in WW1, just to clear that up, when Germany was invaded did the allies enforce English on them? No. Did the allies Claim Germany as an American/ English/French territory? No. Germany would have done a similar act in making France pay reparations and strip France of their empire. A good example being the treaty made between Russia and Germany. To be even clearer, there was no way Germany or any country in the world for that matter could have succeeded in Cross-water invasion. Worst comes to worse the French would have suffered. NOT the UK.
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
juggle0 wrote:
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juggle0 wrote:
Then read back through the pages, as u should have done before bringing up the feckn war again lol.I haven't seen anything incredibly inspiring come out of your limey fingers. Try again?
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Lol, juggle, the banter ended when several Brits got too serious. There's banter and then there's hate. Hate for a nation is not a healthy cocktail, as we all know. Not that I'm saying that about you, per se.
Now we should have Brit/yank hugs. Psst, don't be so serious. There's enough rl seriousness to deal with.
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I know what you mean, I never got too serious just annoyed when the topics got repetitive. Either ways I'm gna mob up, come over there and claim myself a state! And then label it a county, as it should be!
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juggle0 wrote:
Haha! Doo eeet.I know what you mean, I never got too serious just annoyed when the topics got repetitive. Either ways I'm gna mob up, come over there and claim myself a state! And then label it a county, as it should be!
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juggle0 wrote:
C'mon over friend. I'm sick of this banter anyway. You guys have to make up so much crap to compete. Humor requires a kernel of truth, just for future reference.I know what you mean, I never got too serious just annoyed when the topics got repetitive. Either ways I'm gna mob up, come over there and claim myself a state! And then label it a county, as it should be!
Sexygirl! The jig is up. I see the bulge. Covert man-meat, 6 o'clock.
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I think maybe it stopped being fun when the good natured ribbing ended and the ott insults started
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BrownNoise👊🔨💀 wrote:
What I've seen on forum postsu don't seem to have any man meat or ballsjuggle0 wrote:
C'mon over friend. I'm sick of this banter anyway. You guys have to make up so much crap to compete. Humor requires a kernel of truth, just for future reference.I know what you mean, I never got too serious just annoyed when the topics got repetitive. Either ways I'm gna mob up, come over there and claim myself a state! And then label it a county, as it should be!
Sexygirl! The jig is up. I see the bulge. Covert man-meat, 6 o'clock.
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blockquote> Let's see in 20 years when u will be all talk chinease and working in the paddy fields . May I say u have enforce ur consumerism for years with your plastic economy selling futures / loans to people that hardly had a job talking down the western world with it . Ur gov lie get us in a war for oil and have forced company's not to find alternative fuels only for your gain your lobbying system is joke you are a greedy nation consuming the planets resources enforcing your view on peoples who have there own cultures and beliefs. No wonder when you realise there more than the us in this world every one hates u I've traveled a bit and every country I've been to seem to hate your tourist with there booming voices and selfish megalomania when in Amsterdam u lot where hated
Morocco u were hated
I could go on
Learn that ur views and beliefs are so plastic and one day some one might like u and the world will be a better place
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I agree with what she said.. 👍👍
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✯Addi✯ wrote:
No that's saying that it takes four yanks to have the same intelligence as one Brit!!! Lol don't worry if u don't understand share the comment between three of ur other friends n u might get it!!!!😹Paddy_b wrote:
All that's really saying is that we have four people in jobs to your one.USA history= whatever Hollywood movies show them!!! Proper thick cunts!!!
Ur army has all the gear n no idea!! I worked with there mechanics n they have four mechanics for different parts of the vehicle, the Brits have one mechanic who can do the same job!!! Also in afghan got fired on by Americans when approaching there camp for help!!! They cannot even tell the difference between British uniform n Taliban!!! Most of the Americans I have met have been fucking idiots a few have been clever!!! Only a few!!! -
Paddy_b wrote:
👌👍👍👍👍👍✯Addi✯ wrote:
No that's saying that it takes four yanks to have the same intelligence as one Brit!!! Lol don't worry if u don't understand share the comment between three of ur other friends n u might get it!!!!😹Paddy_b wrote:
All that's really saying is that we have four people in jobs to your one.USA history= whatever Hollywood movies show them!!! Proper thick cunts!!!
Ur army has all the gear n no idea!! I worked with there mechanics n they have four mechanics for different parts of the vehicle, the Brits have one mechanic who can do the same job!!! Also in afghan got fired on by Americans when approaching there camp for help!!! They cannot even tell the difference between British uniform n Taliban!!! Most of the Americans I have met have been fucking idiots a few have been clever!!! Only a few!!! -
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