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The jokes have been stellar so far. The King gives them a rating of 👑👑👑👑
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That was a close one! One hour left!
How do you make a tissue dance!
By putting a lil boogie in it!
Credits to Mrs. Jester
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😂😂😂
Credits acknowledged.
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The jester is out of the kings castle for the next couple days. Here is your last joke for the weekend! A longer one today!
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. Furious, she yells,
"That’s it! I’m leaving you! I found out you've been sleeping with my sister!"
The husband looks confused for a second, then shrugs and says,
"Well, to be fair, I thought she was you. You two look exactly alike.”
The wife screams, "We look nothing alike! My sister has been dead for three years!"
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Enjoy the extra long weekend. Probably the last one for a bit.
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Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
Not until the winter season!Enjoy the extra long weekend. Probably the last one for a bit.
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Must be a holiday weekend. Little slow around here
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Bumparooni
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Did you guys hear about the man who got hit by the bicycle every day?
It was a vicious cycle….
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☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The joke today is in honor of my lizard friend, whom I saved all my yard mowing money to buy when I was 8. She passed away today at the old age of 14..
What do you call a gecko covered in snow?
A b-lizard!
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Another ittle little story: when I first got him, we named him Steve. Steve seemed like a pretty fitting lizard name for a guy lizard. We didn’t realize until Steve’s 3rd birthday that he was actually a she. Never had the heart to change her name, so she probably spent her entire life being upset at me for that!
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She showed you though. Lived for 14 years then decided that she had enough of the name.
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Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
So true 😭😂She showed you though. Lived for 14 years then decided that she had enough of the name.
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Bumpitties
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This a great dad joke for all of the dads out there!
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator!
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🚨🚨The Jester needs your 🫵🏻 help! Send your jokes to me! I’m running out guys! 🚨🚨
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Bumping it now. Won't make it otherwise
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