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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn’t let a lentil on my face for £20
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Not a joke, but a story my dad said a month ago when we were all over at his mom's.
"There was a girl in my neighborhood who wanted to play kiss chase. I was running away as hard as I could. Eventually she got me, and after she kissed me, I started chasing her. She didn't wanna play with me anymore after that"😂
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Daily joke from the Kings Jester - Day 2:
Why shouldn't you ever play poker at the zoo?
There are too many cheetahs!
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☝️it's poppin off up here
What's gonna happen here👇
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Guy walks into a bakers and asks is that a lemon pie or a meringue?
Baker says you are quite right pal it's a lemon pie
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Took me a bit to get the last one. But I got it. The King is slow in the morning.
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A guy walks into a butchers shop in Glesgow in winter. The butcher is standing hunched over in the corner beside a wee bar heater.
The guy gestures vaguely and says "is that yer Ayrshire bacon?".
"No" says the butcher, "it's ma hands I’m heating"
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Day 3 of jokes with the Kings Jester!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Your majesty, what kind of joke do you wish to hear next?
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I liked that one!
Change it up. Let's do a couple dirty jokes.
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Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
I liked that one!
Change it up. Let's do a couple dirty jokes.
Why did the muddy puddle get sent to the principal's office?
Because it was always acting earthy and talking dirty to the clean sidewalk!
How’s that for a dirty joke, your majesty? 😉
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It was dirty! But The King is gonna ask for something a touch better. The King knows you have it in you
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Yes
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Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
Okay, what about this one?It was dirty! But the King is gonna ask for something a touch better. The King knows you have it in you
What is the difference between a bowling ball and the King's Queen?
For fear of beheadment from the King himself and TOS, I best not finish the joke….
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Almost lost the jestership. And a head!
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Ƙing Ƙeller wrote:
Almost lost the jestership. And a head!
Forgive me my Lord. Let me try again.
Why doesn't a pregnant Barbie doll exist?
Because Ken came in a different box!
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Redemption given. -
Almost time for that next page, isn't it???
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Gotta be getting close
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Ooooo. Time almost expired.
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Fear not. The Kings Jester is here.
What's the best kind of music to listen to when fishing?
Something catchy!
(It’s actually white girl bangers)
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White girl bangers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Daily login successful
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No daily joke? Ur slacking on ur duties your jestership
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Forgive me my Lord. It was my squires 22nd name day. We went galloping from tavern to tavern across the village. Clearly had one too many ales.
Fear not! Here is your daily joke!
What is the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair!
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🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
😂😂😂😂😂
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Have a glorious 22nd name day!!!
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Hate Bein Sober ~ Chief Keef
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Just In Time- JID(feat. Lil Wayne)
Mr Saturday Night- Jon Pardi
Sirens- All Good Things -
Here’s a joke for royalty (though, not for my king)!
Why did the queen hire a handsome young stable boy?
The king's lance hadn't been performing well in tournaments lately!
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