The stench of Finlay hangs in the air like a rat on your mother!
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Hear ye, Hear ye, turfers and turfettes. The scourge of the Finlays has once again reared its shameless head.
Due to the event simply known as “the heresy” the Finlays have been chased, hunted and reset from the map and isolated to a tiny island off the coast of Antarctica by community decree.
It has been brought to my attention that Creedus McGillicudy has shown his furrowed brow once again. In what appears to be a post of nonsense, it has been determined that it is a secret code calling all Finlays to arms. The code “rat on your mother” was deciphered to mean “Finlay Fourth Reich” and must be dealt with swiftly and with extreme prejudice.
We will be dispatching a “termination squad” to deal with the splinter cell in Tennessee, but be diligent turfers. The Finlays are malicious scumbags whose only intent is to disrupt income, cap inactives, and cause mass hysteria in rural areas.
Anyone wanting to join the Finley extermination squads, will need to meet at the firehouse by the grocery store at 4:20pm EST. -
Well, there’s a blast from the past!
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You are one hell of a code breaker to get “Finlay fourth reich” from “rat on your mother” we applaud your good work!
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〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 wrote:
Unfortunately my friend, our efforts were not as successful as we once thought. The code was quite a bit more sophisticated than their last attempt to organize mass confusion. Once our team of codebreakers realized the magnitude of their recruitment efforts the council decided we must once again yell “Regulators!” And prevent this scourge from gaining any more traction or turf than it has already been able to establish.Well, there’s a blast from the past!
The biggest mistake Creedus made was referring to his “children” knowing full well that he doesn’t have biological children but instead a misguided group of zealots who would fall upon the blade for his entertainment.
I see dark days ahead if we do not succeed in eliminating the Rat that is on our mothers.
71👊🏼🚌
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Uglyladdie wrote:
As much as I’d love to take credit, it wasn’t I who cracked the code. It was the councils team of dedicated hackers and code breakers who have been working diligently since our first clue that Illegally1992$ was in fact, creedus mcgillicuddy.You are one hell of a code breaker to get “Finlay fourth reich” from “rat on your mother” we applaud your good work!
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
They are a credit to themselves! Creedus mcgillicuddy sounds like a true fiend!Uglyladdie wrote:
As much as I’d love to take credit, it wasn’t I who cracked the code. It was the councils team of dedicated hackers and code breakers who have been working diligently since our first clue that Illegally1992$ was in fact, creedus mcgillicuddy.You are one hell of a code breaker to get “Finlay fourth reich” from “rat on your mother” we applaud your good work!
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Uglyladdie wrote:
His band of dredgers caused a lot of disruption during the Heresy. So much so that Nick himself went inactive and had his turf capped from him. When the community decree was handed to the council, we opted to form termination squads to reach out a mighty hand and deliver a death blow to those who would stand with the Finlays.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
They are a credit to themselves! Creedus mcgillicuddy sounds like a true fiend!Uglyladdie wrote:
As much as I’d love to take credit, it wasn’t I who cracked the code. It was the councils team of dedicated hackers and code breakers who have been working diligently since our first clue that Illegally1992$ was in fact, creedus mcgillicuddy.You are one hell of a code breaker to get “Finlay fourth reich” from “rat on your mother” we applaud your good work!
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You picked the WORST time to meet up at the firehouse, I'm actually SUPER busy at that time
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
My apologies, but time is of the essence and a sense of urgency must be present. The Finlay scourge spreads like a cold sore on the mouth of the map. We cannot hesitate for even one moment or else it could be disastrous for the map as we currently know it….You picked the WORST time to meet up at the firehouse, I'm actually SUPER busy at that time
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Okay okay, I can sense this is urgent so I'll only be 10 mins late⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
My apologies, but time is of the essence and a sense of urgency must be present. The Finlay scourge spreads like a cold sore on the mouth of the map. We cannot hesitate for even one moment or else it could be disastrous for the map as we currently know it….You picked the WORST time to meet up at the firehouse, I'm actually SUPER busy at that time
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Termination squads sounds oddly….. finlayish. Was the heresy a cover up? Is nick involved or did they get to him? So many questions but I fear I will be silenced…..
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Uglyladdie wrote:
The termination squads were necessary as the community decreed all Finlay activity to be a direct violation of the TW Humanitarian pact of 2011. To my knowledge, Nick went into our Turfer Protection Program and has assumed a pseudo-identity to keep himself safe. We do not silence anyone. They silence themselves by violating the community decree and standing alongside a vile master manipulator like Creedus McGillicuddy! We are only the hand of the council.Termination squads sounds oddly….. finlayish. Was the heresy a cover up? Is nick involved or did they get to him? So many questions but I fear I will be silenced…..
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Early is on time.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Okay okay, I can sense this is urgent so I'll only be 10 mins late⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
My apologies, but time is of the essence and a sense of urgency must be present. The Finlay scourge spreads like a cold sore on the mouth of the map. We cannot hesitate for even one moment or else it could be disastrous for the map as we currently know it….You picked the WORST time to meet up at the firehouse, I'm actually SUPER busy at that time
On time is late.
Late is unacceptable.
We are dealing with the fate of the map. We do not have time to wait for stragglers…..unless this is a Finlay ploy to derail our efforts! I will be having the inquisitors look into your background. May Nick have mercy on your soul if they find out you are a Finlay….. -
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Hmm... You're quite quick to call Finlay. Seems oddly like something a Finlay would do... I'll be there, on the dot. I'll have my people look into your people... Just to make sure. Don't expect me to be sober, Mr. President.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Early is on time.〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Oka⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
My apologies, but time is of the essence and a sense of urgency must be present. The Finlay scour know it….You picked the WORST time to meet up at the firehouse, I'm actually SUPER busy at that time
On time is late.
Late is unacceptable.
We are dealing with the fate of the map. We do not have time to wait for stragglers…..unless this is a Finlay ploy to derail ouryour soul if they find out you are a Finlay….. -
⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I would expect nothing less than the inquisitors to do a full investigation up to and including myself. The Finlays are so tricky that you may even be one and not realize it. So yes, my background will also be investigated. Also, I’m no president. I’m just a simple man making my way through the galaxy like my father before me….〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Hmm... You're quite quick to call Finlay. Seems oddly like something a Finlay would do... I'll be there, on the dot. I'll have my people look into your people... Just to make sure. Don't expect me to be sober, Mr. President.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Oka⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Alright. Seems like you've got a good head on your shoulders. You are no longer on my radar.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I would expect nothing less than the inquisitors to do a full investigation up to and including myself. The Finlays are sg my way through the galaxy like my father before me….〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Hmm... You're quite quick to call Finlay. Seems oddly like something a Finlay would do... I'll be there, on the dot. I'll have my people look into your people... Just to make sure. Don't expect me to be sober, Mr. President.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Oka⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
Dropped the investigation fairly quickly, suspiciously quickly some would say. Can you give a reason? Some Finlay plot hiding in a plot to destroy Finlays?〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Alright. Seems like you've got a good head on your shoulders. You are no longer on my radar.⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I would expect nothing less than the inquisitors to do a full investigation up to and including myself. The Finlays are sg my way through the galaxy like my father before me….〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Hmm...⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Oka⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
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Oh, investigation is still on. Like Mr bus said, everyone gets investigated. BUT, he's off my personal radar. My people don't need to investigate his, but his people, just like mine, will be investigated regardless.
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Although laddie... You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch “reefer jufinlay” sounds like it fits with their theme…Although handsomeladdie... You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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Uglyfinlay wrote:
That's a very Finlay thing of you to do..⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch “reefer jufinlay” sounds like it fits with their theme…Although uglyfinlay.. You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
That’s a very Finlayish reply..Uglyfinlay wrote:
That's a very Finlay thing of you to do..⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch “reefer jufinlay” sounds like it fits with their theme…Although uglyfinlay.. You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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Uglyladdie wrote:
You two seem to know an awful lot about the finlays, how they act and how they reply…..👀⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
That’s a very Finlayish reply..Uglyfinlay wrote:
That's a very Finlay thing of you to do..⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch “reefer jufinlay” sounds like it fits with their theme…Although uglyfinlay.. You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
You seem to be the one kicking all of this off... What with the whole post.. very VERY Finlay like. Guys, we need to watch out for this guy. He even decided to make some secret meeting RIGHT at 4:20. He KNEW I wouldn't make it on time and then called me a Finlay for it! Back on my radar, Mr. Busman.Uglyladdie wrote:
You …..👀⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
That’s a very Finlayish reply..Uglyfinlay wrote:
That's a very Finlay thing of you to do..⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch theme…Although uglyfinlay.. You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Are you accusing us of being Finlays for doing nothing except remain vigilant? You seem to want to silence the critical thinkers, how finlayish….Uglyladdie wrote:
You two seem to know an awful lot about the finlays, how they act and how they reply…..👀⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
That’s a very Finlayish reply..Uglyfinlay wrote:
That's a very Finlay thing of you to do..⫷𝕽𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖏𝖚𝖆𝖓𝖆⫸ wrote:
I’m suspicious of you, Finlay. A new addition to the bunch “reefer jufinlay” sounds like it fits with their theme…Although uglyfinlay.. You're very quick to call others Finlays... Hmm... Curious.. might you have anything you want to reveal?
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I simply said you guys were knowledgeable about the Finlays. Thou doth protest too much……
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I heard OTB lost his thumb due to the Findlay’s. Poor Mary still can’t post in forums as well.
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
How doth the little crocodileI simply said you guys were knowledgeable about the Finlays. Thou doth protest too much……
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
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I hope that meeting went well. I see there are turfs needing attention.
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〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 wrote:
Deflecting? Suspicious…..I simply said you guys were knowledgeable about the Finlays. Thou doth protest too much……
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My good Mr. 71, thank you for bringing attention to the turfers of today the plight that is the Finlay’s. Many of today do not know the lives (and thumbs) there were lost due to “the heresy”. We will exterminate any Finlay trace from existence, but never allow the story of their great horror leave the mind of our turfers.
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