The stench of Finlay hangs in the air like a rat on your mother!
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Who actually were the Finlay’s?
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Turflandia. 🤣🤣🤣
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Uglyladdie wrote:
My dear friend Vishbume would be better telling you the tale. However the Finlays go back to the very origins of our map in what can only be described as a tale of treachery, deceit, and betrayal. They are an enigmatic lot whose only morals are derived from the teachings of Horace McGillicuddy. A crude and spiteful man whose bloodline has only become more tainted through the generations. Po McGillicuddy was the broodmother whose callous ways and stern discipline nourished an angst that was harbored by those around her. Their bloodline has been filled with contempt and animosity for as long as the hills are old. They are vile sub-humans whose lust to see others suffer are only shadowed by their refusal to take accountability for their own misgivings. It has been decreed the Finlays were the Heresy, others will say it’s nicks refusal to add an “upgrade all” button to the turf builder menu options 🤷Who actually were the Finlay’s?
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Ooooooooow…. Tell us the tale Vish!! 🍿😀🍺
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Thanks for the explanation!
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Uglyladdie wrote:
Blacky Connors from Athlone, and his ilk. I know Vish witnessed Vash dispatch said finlay outside Seáns bar one Saturday afternoon. It was quite the jovial affair, myself and Vish still laugh about it to this day.Who actually were the Finlay’s?
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༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
I wish I could remember the song he was singing, but the way he timed his chorus to the busting of his pint glass across the head of Shamus O’Toole could not have been planned. Timing is everything and Vish is always on time!!Uglyladdie wrote:
Blacky Connors from Athlone, and his ilk. I know Vish witnessed Vash dispatch said finlay outside Seáns bar one Saturday afternoon. It was quite the jovial affair, myself and Vish still laugh about it to this day.Who actually were the Finlay’s?
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༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
Perfect summary, well done to vash!Uglyladdie wrote:
Blacky Connors from Athlone, and his ilk. I know Vish witnessed Vash dispatch said finlay outside Seáns bar one Saturday afternoon. It was quite the jovial affair, myself and Vish still laugh about it to this day.Who actually were the Finlay’s?
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Update:
The finlay call to arms has unfortunately been more effective than we had hoped. Splinter cells in Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, and Bloomington Indiana have all launched an assault on the rural areas just outside of Topeka Kansas. Reports are coming in that over 100 turf were razed and eliminated in Albuquerque and 250 inactives were sieged outside of Rancho Cucamonga. The losses were heavy but the counter offensive went off without a hitch. Creed us and his crew have officially been capped out of Ireland, Great Britain, Germany, Texas, Louisiana, and Owensboro Kentucky. We have set up another offensive maneuver that should lead to the capture of at least two of the Finlays top military strategists. For the free map and the will of mankind. Godspeed to the inquisitors.
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Our dear grand inquisitor Mr. 71, I petition that thou makest a call to arms for those of us that want to assist in destroying the new Finlay uprising. As well as a list of the progenitor’s of this new uprising so we may attack as required. We will stop this uprising once and for all.
For Turflandia, for all time. -
I have found the Finley in TN…… check my last turf plant there are only 2 in the town. I fear I have stepped into a trap!!!
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They even named the street after themselves although misspelled
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★ЯΛИGΞ MΛSTΞЯ★ wrote:
"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose, Boo, we will leave no crevice untouched!" Godspeed, brother. You've stepped into their hive. Give em hell.I have found the Finley in TN…… check my last turf plant there are only 2 in the town. I fear I have stepped into a trap!!!
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★ЯΛИGΞ MΛSTΞЯ★ wrote:
Tread carefully my friend, the finlays are a tricky lot. It may be a bait and switch, be safe and Godspeed ✊🏼I have found the Finley in TN…… check my last turf plant there are only 2 in the town. I fear I have stepped into a trap!!!
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Your all federally conspiring on the victim it was there when I was a little kid to it says
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