MR.Tom's bar re-opening!!
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One big beer with a shot of tequilla in it, Vamonos!!!
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Sorry but closed for holiday weekend. Be back in 3days
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Bastard!!!
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Where's my mojito...
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Σмקεгφг ќ wrote:
oohh, were gunna have some fun🔥🙎.45 Caliber wrote:
*slams table* round for .45 and myself here.killer 66 wrote:
*pulls out a Tommy gun* could someone show this asshole to the Dumpster?(walks in with spas-12 shotgun) well, I'm not going to rob the bar. I'm not risking it. Didn't say anything about the customers though...
*cocks SCAR rifle* try me🙎 -
.45 Caliber wrote:
I guess there's only one thing to do now... Get my RPG-7 out and start WW3!Σмקεгφг ќ wrote:
oohh, were gunna have some fun🔥🙎.45 Caliber wrote:
*slams table* round for .45 and myself here.killer 66 wrote:
*pulls out a Tommy gun* could someone show this asshole to the Dumpster?(walks in with spas-12 shotgun) well, I'm not going to rob the bar. I'm not risking it. Didn't say anything about the customers though...
*cocks SCAR rifle* try me🙎 -
Oh wait... Need to make that stupid 10 second countdown until the battle begins...
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GOD DAMM IT!!! put these guns away!!! This is a legitimate cyber bar and it's no place for 'call of duty inspired weapons'...OK!!!! now as soon as this bar reopens I'm going to buy everyone a nice cold beer!!!! And happy thanksgiving!!!! Enjoy your turkey!!! "gobble gobble"
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Oh shit. I thought those Nazi zombies over there were trying to enter the other bar. And James 87 conviscated our weapons... RUN AWAY!
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Don't worry they're just for show really! If you look closely you can see the strings!!! We havent taken them down yet since halloween! Sorry!
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No... I already burnt those fake ones... These ones are real... Or some cheap scam. You conviscated our weapons... Can you kill them?
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Look as long as they show the 💃💃💃 a good time and pay up at the end of the night they can stay. OK? You know they were once people too!!!
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Well they are eating the 💃's brains. Need any more evidence?
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killer 66 wrote:
they ain't holdin up their right hand and yellin Heil Hitler. Wait.......nevermind. Hey James, can I have my Tommy back? I'll buy you a drink....Well they are eating the 💃's brains. Need any more evidence?
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(sigh) best let boys be boys...here have your pea shooters back! I'm going to the bathroom I want this mess cleaned up before I'm back!
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🍻 To all! Are you hiring mr. Tom? I got my Behind The Counter Shotgun for use!
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Are you over 21?
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*pulls out katana and revolver*
You took ONE of my guns. I have plenty more -
( opens suitcase with nuclear bomb inside) now, do you give me your money or let everyone in the bar die?
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killer 66 wrote:
*Shoots sleep dart then takes bomb to desert to Boom!* Got that taken care of( opens suitcase with nuclear bomb inside) now, do you give me your money or let everyone in the bar die?
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What's a brother gotta do to get service here?!?!
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Helllloooo, Nazi Zombies! *Bang Bang Bang Bang*
Uh, James? Cleanup on aisle 3 here! -
Mr big cat what do you want to drink? No more talk of zombies!! It's upsetting the kids!! 🚶💨💩
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.45 Caliber wrote:
Their not zombies dummy, just ugly people. Drink till their cute n pop a Viagra to conquer the whisky dick!Helllloooo, Nazi Zombies! *Bang Bang Bang Bang*
Uh, James? Cleanup on aisle 3 here! -
originalbones wrote:
Lol! That's the kind of talk I like in here!!!.45 Caliber wrote:
Their not zombies dummy, just ugly people. Drink till their cute n pop a Viagra to conquer the whisky dick!Helllloooo, Nazi Zombies! *Bang Bang Bang Bang*
Uh, James? Cleanup on aisle 3 here! -
👮🔫💂No Authority wrote:
Sorry to all, bars still closed, just got wifi for a lil bit so im checkn in. I already told you though. No kids. Get out. Your not hired. Your not allowed in. Anyone feel free to shoot him if he comes back while im gone. James, it is my bar... But you can run it while im gone. When im back though i get back full authority.🍻 To all! Are you hiring mr. Tom? I got my Behind The Counter Shotgun for use!
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C ya for now. -
Sorry boss! Just trying to stop this establishment going downhill like the last 'gentlemans' club I attended...
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Sausagefest!!!
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That's down the road a bit mate...
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originalbones wrote:
*staggers drunkenly* Oh, Jesus, your right! *hic*.45 Caliber wrote:
Their not zombies dummy, just ugly people. Drink till their cute n pop a Viagra to conquer the whisky dick!Helllloooo, Nazi Zombies! *Bang Bang Bang Bang*
Uh, James? Cleanup on aisle 3 here!
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