MR.Tom's bar re-opening!!
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originalbones wrote:
What about my car I paid you $3 dollars to watch?glman wrote:
What the hell you doing in here?? I gave you $2 to watch my car, back to work punk!!Surprise me....
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Ravager wrote:
Amen.This is a BAR god damnit! I came to curse drink and smoke..maybe pick up a 💃 too, as long as their clean 😉
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Jesus132 wrote:
Ya.... Try again... Maybe in... Guessing by how you said that... 19 years!PUMAdidas 🌇🌊3 wrote:
Oh, right. Let me re-order: I can haz chocolate milk with cookies, fugde and ice cream? :DJesus132 wrote:
you forgot to tell him, you want it "on the rocks" 😝I can haz chocolate milk?
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Iggy 🌊 wrote:
Mmm maybe... Tell me a good joke and you can stay.I'm too young to drink so....just give me all your peanuts. Just keep 'em coming
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!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
Woah, 19 years? If I were 2 years old, do you really think I'd be here, let alone be able go type?Jesus132 wrote:
Ya.... Try again... Maybe in... Guessing by how you said that... 19 years!PUMAdidas 🌇🌊3 wrote:
Oh, right. Let me re-order: I can haz chocolate milk with cookies, fugde and ice cream? :DJesus132 wrote:
you forgot to tell him, you want it "on the rocks" 😝I can haz chocolate milk?
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Jesus132 wrote:
Hey, relax. I was kidding. Did you really think i really thought you were really two?!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
Woah, 19 years? If I were 2 years old, do you really think I'd be here, let alone be able go type?Jesus132 wrote:
Ya.... Try again... Maybe in... Guessing by how you said that... 19 years!PUMAdidas 🌇🌊3 wrote:
Oh, right. Let me re-order: I can haz chocolate milk with cookies, fugde and ice cream? :DJesus132 wrote:
you forgot to tell him, you want it "on the rocks" 😝I can haz chocolate milk?
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!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
What? Psh, no.. *whistle whistle*Jesus132 wrote:
Hey, relax. I was kidding. Did you really think i really thought you were really two?!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote:
Woah, 19 years? If I were 2 years old, do you really think I'd be here, let alone be able go type?Jesus132 wrote:
Ya.... Try again... Maybe in... Guessing by how you said that... 19 years!PUMAdidas 🌇🌊3 wrote:
Oh, right. Let me re-order: I can haz chocolate milk with cookies, fugde and ice cream? :DJesus132 wrote:
you forgot to tell him, you want it "on the rocks" 😝I can haz chocolate milk?
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If you have it I'll take a Death and Taxes(very small micro brew, very hard to find) if you have it.
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ALL RIGHT, SCREW MY AGE!!!! GIMME 3 BUDS AND A 💃 NOW!!!!! *slams counter*
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You got ice? If so I want Jameson over ice!
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.45 Caliber wrote:
And breaks spiderman wrist watch!!ALL RIGHT, SCREW MY AGE!!!! GIMME 3 BUDS AND A 💃 NOW!!!!! *slams counter*
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Anything with vodka and I'm there!
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Following up... Damn that was some weak stuff. Surprise me this time 😜
I'm not either party. screw politicians. -
I'd like a White Russian with Bailey's instead of cream.
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I would like a mojito and a shot of gold tequila please.
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Muse wrote:
Love mojitosI would like a mojito and a shot of gold tequila please.
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If I give the barmen a £10 tip could he help me get membership to the monkey pokers?
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Hi guys...I've left my wallet in the car, can anyone get me a bud? Been a long day at work...
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(walks in with spas-12 shotgun) well, I'm not going to rob the bar. I'm not risking it. Didn't say anything about the customers though...
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Oh, if you're a 💃, you get off free.
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Killer 66 put that huge cannon awa...oh it's your penis...please carry on!!
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Pulls out a scar rifle
Idk killer... Ithink you're not gonna like trying to rob me👿🙎 -
Can I have some airplane peanuts? Those things ROCK! 😺
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Im not underage but i dont drink so can I have a cola??....ah screw it, its a thursday morning triple vodka and coke please! followed by a pint of kronenburg!
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Pyroarcher wrote:
Bar man...put it on my tab. I think this guy needs a drink!!Im not underage but i dont drink so can I have a cola??....ah screw it, its a thursday morning triple vodka and coke please! followed by a pint of kronenburg!
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Sone good ol Ale to keep ya goin.
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Where's my mojito? It's been 18 hours...
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Muse wrote:
Service here suuuuuucks!Where's my mojito? It's been 18 hours...
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killer 66 wrote:
*pulls out a Tommy gun* could someone show this asshole to the Dumpster?(walks in with spas-12 shotgun) well, I'm not going to rob the bar. I'm not risking it. Didn't say anything about the customers though...
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.45 Caliber wrote:
*slams table* round for .45 and myself here.killer 66 wrote:
*pulls out a Tommy gun* could someone show this asshole to the Dumpster?(walks in with spas-12 shotgun) well, I'm not going to rob the bar. I'm not risking it. Didn't say anything about the customers though...
*cocks SCAR rifle* try me🙎
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