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Girl: come over
Guy: I’m coming over
Girl: we should stop using walkie talkies in bed over
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DC you’re a 🤡
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I read every one of them. 😆😕😄😬🙄
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Keep ’em coming 👍🏼
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I'll be back up and running later lol
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Who wants more shit jokes lol
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Bring em on!
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pugshark wrote:
Right give me two mins I've just got another smoke lolBring em on!
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My wife and I had a huge fight this morning. She is fed up of me kicking ice cubes under the fridge instead of picking them up.
Its all water under the fridge now though!
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My wife has just got employee of the year in her first year working at the local sewage works.
She’s the best shit stirrer they have ever had.
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My wife told me to look at things through her point of view.
So I went and looked out of the kitchen window.
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.
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Johnson knob how are ya bruvva, did you see low key on CNN news boycotting the shit euro song contest? Even Iceland held a Palestine flag✊✊
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Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.
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Just saw that my 16 year old son's email address is lickmybum69@msn.com, and to be honest, I'm really embarrassed.
He's still fucking using MSN instead of gmail.
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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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I got a universal remote for Christmas. This changes everything.
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I just read that alligators can grow up to 15 feet.
But I haven’t seen any with more than 4.
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we know any french.
FUCK YOU TELLING ME I POST TO OFTEN
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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat.
In the end, he came around.
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I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I'm okay.
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Chris Brown announced he's trans-gendered today.
He figured if he can't beat them, he may as well join them.
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