Salvation
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Salvation is coming. All you need to do is bow before The King. All hail The King as your savior and you shall be saved. The King is your passage. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Your turf just bowed to my stam.
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Turf attacks are just another form of flattery. The King acknowledges this as asking for salvation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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What are we being saved from, Kelder?
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he tyranny of Nick. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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He still here
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He Hate Me
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All your requests that have been flowing in have been accepted. The King cares about his Kingdom. You are all under The Kings protection.
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ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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shhh
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All hail the king!
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All hail the king!! 👑👑👑
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Turf Warrior and pugshark have found safety and security. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
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Wrong forum you need the help forum 😂😂😂
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I am still looking for my stolen spellbook, but once I find it, I will cast that Cure Grand Illusion spell on the king.
And of course punish the thief stealing it. Who would have imagined there being criminals here ?
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Dear wizard,
THE King found the culprit. It was Gresh. The King beheaded this fool for his actions. The King has been holding your book until you came to The Kingdom. It is in safe keeping. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!! -
Well, if you would be so kind as to send it to Yellow Brick Road 1b, I will endavour to try casting the spells you clearly are in need of.
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Indeed
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Hail King Keller!
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ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ wrote:
Fixed it for ya.👍🏻Cap King Keller!
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Wizard: your "spells" are irrelevant to The King. Your book has been sent. As far as Rahl, The King accepts you into the Mighty Kingdom and let's you walk freely among the saved. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Swamp Donkey, The King finds you in the line of salvation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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King Keller wrote:
Thank you, my king, tough I find myself unworthy.Swamp Donkey, The King finds you in the line of salvation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Hey King, I got this baby here, needs sawing in half. Help a guy out?
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
Really depends on what type of sauce you’re gonna put on that sandwich?Hey King, I got this baby here, needs sawing in half. Help a guy out?
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
A glaze of natural juices will suffice, though I’m not opposed to a well-matched mustard.Brown🎵Note wrote:
Really depends on what type of sauce you’re gonna put on that sandwich?Hey King, I got this baby here, needs sawing in half. Help a guy out?
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
Interesting 🤔ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
A glaze of natural juices will suffice, though I’m not opposed to a well-matched mustard.Brown🎵Note wrote:
Really depends on what type of sauce you’re gonna put on that sandwich?Hey King, I got this baby here, needs sawing in half. Help a guy out?
And what refreshing beverage will one wash down said sandwich with? -
I’m no sommelier, but I think a diet root beer with heavy cream would go nice with king-split spicy baby sandwich.
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Brown🎵Note wrote:
😂😂I’m no sommelier, but I think a diet root beer with heavy cream would go nice with king-split spicy baby sandwich.
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The king would never do such a thing! Unless of course said baby uttered any ill words of dissent in the kings direction.
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pugshark wrote:
Absolutely correct. The King would never use a heavy cream!! That's just ludacris. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!The king would never do such a thing! Unless of course said baby uttered any ill words of dissent in the kings direction.
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