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DC ONE Dec 7, 2017

fuck off lol
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 7, 2017

Not a very positive outlook when trying to find salvation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Kim jong ugh Dec 7, 2017

King please help me! I just saw a man having sex with a donkey in your wheat fields!
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Dec 7, 2017

Kim jong ugh wrote:
King please help me! I just saw a man having sex with a donkey in your wheat fields!

My asshole is going to be sore for weeks after that. Kept wanting me to squeal like a pig.
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 8, 2017

Kim, The King is not surprised by these actions. However, after asking for help, you have been saved. Donkey, as much as it hurts, know that you and your sore sphincter shall also be saved
Tukhachevsky Dec 8, 2017

King, can I help collectivize your estates for you? It would make the kingdom so much more efficient!
Ꭱ3V Dec 8, 2017

King Keller wrote:
pugshark wrote:
The king would never do such a thing! Unless of course said baby uttered any ill words of dissent in the kings direction.

Absolutely correct. The King would never use a heavy cream!! That's just ludacris. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
*ludicrous. Ludcris is the rapper.
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 8, 2017

Tukhachevsky wrote:
King, can I help collectivize your estates for you? It would make the kingdom so much more efficient!

This idea is divine. The King approves. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Dec 9, 2017

My thing downstairs always looks down. Hail the King
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Dec 9, 2017

Rap crap.

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
King Keller wrote:
pugshark wrote:
The king would never do such a thing! Unless of course said baby uttered any ill words of dissent in the kings direction.

Absolutely correct. The King would never use a heavy cream!! That's just ludacris. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
*ludicrous. Ludcris is the rapper.

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