🎄INNOCENT SABA XMAS STORY🎄
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Innocent Saba was feeling very sad this Christmas. He had .....
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Mashed potatoes in his shoes. So he...
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Bought some new shoes made of cement. They felt nice, but...
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Thought they made his butt look big, but...
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But realized that it was just the distorted reflection off Nick's Solid gold Ferrari.
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That got repossessed when
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He failed to pay his potato bill due to
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Being too depressed over Christmas.
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..and the fact that he blew over 200K on GS development...
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Jiro Jack wrote:
I would continue the story but..And is BellaIraliana back and if so we're all screwed a Do...
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...screwed a Domestic violent capping while freshly from the shower...
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Realizing he got a little off track, he sat down with a nice...
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....hitchhiker he found that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of daisy duke cut-offs and one of those fruit of the loom Tank-tops.
Well, that night he lost his self to ruby red lips milky white skin and baby blue eyes,
name was Russell...
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Had ten cents to his name, but he could still...
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Feed his Bloodhound scraps from the dumpster in the alley behind Lucy's diner. As long as he got there before the local Gang showed up and...
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...took his butt cheeks...
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Repeatedly for the third and final time this year with...
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A giant candy cane that can...
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make your tongue stick to it like the inside of a freezer.
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This idea purplexed guillermo; a puerto rican ostrich farmer raised in australia now living in sub saharan croatia. There was something special about that december 34th, when he was on his way to the border so he could help put up the new barbed wire fences, which were guarenteed to keep un wanted people away from your country. When he reached the border, in standing shimmering magnitude he saw...
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Saba Clause.
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Saba Clause was looking particularly festive all dressed in
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His standard attire of assless chaps and a beer helmet. With a burp and a fart he stumbled up to...
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A stranger's house where Saba walked in and...
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Mickey Dunn wrote:
HahahahaSaba Clause.
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Promptly urinated on their tree.
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After which he got arrested by the border patrol for vandalizing property and public indecency.
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In order to escape jail, Saba Clause...
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After taking taking a multi-man-sized dump...
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Came up with a brilliant idea 💡to...
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Talk to Nick and give tw a new skill that...
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