🎄INNOCENT SABA XMAS STORY🎄
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Allows you to permanently reverse someone's attack and defense stats. Everyone cried...
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..not crying because of the stat reverse though. It was Sabas rotting foot, that he had left dangling....
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Everyone cried, except for...ChuckDave. Having spent much of his families inheritance on limit, Brens, skill reduction & turf limit in the past, CD was feeling ambivalent about the game until this moment! FINALLY, something to spend more money on. Sensing the predictable & impending vortex of spending that was about to take place, the community feverishly chattered in pal rooms and in game pm's on what this meant for the community in the grand scheme of things. Meanwhile nick, was at lunch eating with his recently hired "consultants", DAS & Messerine, welcoming them to the MFP staff. Their first task was...
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... To hunt down and kill a terrorist by the name of...
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Obama Bin Laden and Jihadi John
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But, to their surprise, linda the hero had already killed all terrorists in the world, THE WORLD WAS SAVED!!' HORRAY LINDA!!!! But, from out of the shadows a new enemy arose, an enemy by the name of...
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lordgarrett99 who kept screaming his battle cry of "#FreeSarah".
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Went to the city and fucked everyones dad.
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Then the President made him apologize to all the dads in the city. However the dads...
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Revolted against the president and imposed Saba as the new supreme dictator...
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... Of Long Island.
After 42.5 years of unhappy dictatorship, he went to the local Saba-theater to watch Star Wars episode XXIX and was shot by everyone in the theater until he was a pulp of the great man he used to be.
The End...
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Or is it?
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? What is going on?
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Hawks lol 😨☺ wrote:
That's what everyone wants to know. Is he alive? Is he dead? Was it really him in the theater?? What is going on?
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But then he realized the theater had a sign that banned guns, so it must have been a dream. So he went to the shower, and realized he had a big hickey on his leg.
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WTF??! He yelled, looking at the welt in his inner thigh. As he looked closer he noticed a bit something strange, the hickey was in the shape of CAPO island!! Last time he was there he was visiting his old pal....
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Viper who nearly tried to...
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Get Saba arrested for having hundreds of illegal Cuban cigars which were used to
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exchange for his tins of surstromm,
a delightful ass desert which he craves -
the ass desert is gone, Saba sniffs around for
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Dessert, because his mouth was parched from the desert he just ate. All of the sudden he smelled the sweet aroma of
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Hover boards catching fire as mobsters eager to take flight in search of locals....
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Who were in Jersey pretending to be SABA and wearing his pink laced, leopard.....
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Thong doing "interesting things" for money. So Saba decide to grab his...
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Detachable penis, and head to Nebraska where...
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Saba only had a detachable penis because he is a woman and wanted to...
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
What? (To jiro)Jiro Jack wrote:
I would continue the story but..And is BellaIraliana back and if so we're all screwed a Do...
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I think he's concerned with your platitude.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
What? (To jiro)Jiro Jack wrote:
I would continue the story but..And is BellaIraliana back and if so we're all screwed a Do...
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