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The Royal Family just keeps growing before all of TW very eyes. Does The Kings profile show those "stats"? ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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Mystery wrote:
Didnt we?King Keller wrote:
No they didn't.They witnessed the signing. That is all. Good day.✂️
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General Ka-Boom was at The Kings side. He even handed The King his Royal Pen that signed the TW Treaty of 2015! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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King Keller wrote:
Sorry bud but I'm 👑TheKing👑Salvation and royalty to your lands of turf. Why you ask? Because I am The King, and The King is awesome!!!! That is all. Good day!
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Got a video?Mystery wrote:
Didnt we?King Keller wrote:
No they didn't.They witnessed the signing. That is all. Good day.✂️
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Helixranger wrote:
PROOF VIDEO! Oh, great king... Please address your kingdom on YouTube. That would be awesome.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Got a video?Mystery wrote:
Didnt we?King Keller wrote:
No they didn't.They witnessed the signing. That is all. Good day.✂️
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The people of The Kingdom are not ready for a video conference with The King just yet.
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King Keller wrote:
Or is it the other way around? Take your time.The people of The Kingdom are not ready for a video conference with The King just yet.
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Video! That's a great idea. I'd be willing to join your kingdom if you presented a properly royal appearance. Let's see it!
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The King must get his finest apparel prepared for an event of epic proportions like this. It might take a few days. General Ka-Boom, gather the finest writers in the land. A Royal Speech needs prepared. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Keep trying Jester Keller. Maybe someday you'll be worthy.
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King Keller wrote:
Huh. I would think a real king already has the required accoutrements of office. I'm starting to think you might be a big fat phony king.The King must get his finest apparel prepared for an event of epic proportions like this. It might take a few days. General Ka-Boom, gather the finest writers in the land. A Royal Speech needs prepared. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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The King must make sure everything is in order. Many outfits to go through. Must polish the crown. Find the proper setting. Get the Royal Speech just right. There is a lot that goes into being The King and preparing for an epic, monumental moment for The Epic Speech of 2015! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
Can't wait! Got a date we should prepare for?The King must make sure everything is in order. Many outfits to go through. Must polish the crown. Find the proper setting. Get the Royal Speech just right. There is a lot that goes into being The King and preparing for an epic, monumental moment for The Epic Speech of 2015! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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The King will give you all a 24 hr notice of this epic event. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Oh boy 24 more hours before we hear more 💩 , I'm so excited I may pee myself 😱
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King Keller wrote:
My king many writers have fled the land, they fear tha pandemic helixranger carries but wont attend to... What a selfish man, he will be the end of us all!!The King must get his finest apparel prepared for an event of epic proportions like this. It might take a few days. General Ka-Boom, gather the finest writers in the land. A Royal Speech needs prepared. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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He poses no threat to The Kingdom. He is a minor bump in the road. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Possibly ending this?King Keller wrote:
My king many writers have fled the land, they fear tha pandemic helixranger carries but wont attend to... What a selfish man, he will be the end of us all!!The King must get his finest apparel prepared for an event of epic proportions like this. It might take a few days. General Ka-Boom, gather the finest writers in the land. A Royal Speech needs prepared. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Not yet...
I see how this plays out.
Waiting for your video Keller. -
A: "This" never ends. B: It "plays" out in the favor of The King. The King has become the most loved and adored person in TW. In just 2 threads, The King has had over 300 replies. The Land of TW needs The King and his Royal Family. C: The Royal Video is in production. The final touches and tweaks shall be done soon. The video shall be ready by Sunday. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Helixranger wrote:
It may take a while, you cause many a writer to pack up and leave like this is syria, or at least that pandemic you hold did.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Possibly ending this?King Keller wrote:
My king many writers have fled the land, they fear tha pandemic helixranger carries but wont attend to... What a selfish man, he will be the end of us all!!The King must get his finest apparel prepared for an event of epic proportions like this. It might take a few days. General Ka-Boom, gather the finest writers in the land. A Royal Speech needs prepared. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Not yet...
I see how this plays out.
Waiting for your video Keller. -
This whole thread is a joke
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Wicky Whistle wrote:
well... Yeah!This whole thread is a joke
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I hate watching YouTube (yes, I'm weird) but I would actually get a kick out of watching a Kelder/Keller video. 😂
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Yeah, I'm intrigued. I'll watch it for a laugh. 🐕
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^^^^This.
Not sure about loved, but maybe popular. -
The King will not only be before the TW community, but The King will be before The Kingdom!! All shall come witness a historic event. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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All hail the king!
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
There's The Kings commander in chief. After a long tour of the world, Turf Warrior has brought Many riches and fond stories to share with The Kingdom!! Pay close attention to this mighty Warrior. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!All hail the king!
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King Keller wrote:
I shall gather what little writers are left, they shall transcribe history or die!The King will not only be before the TW community, but The King will be before The Kingdom!! All shall come witness a historic event. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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