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LaTortuga wrote:
I took all of his capos from him so he isn't king of the land , he is only king in his own mind , by my calculation he also is making no money the so called king is in debt and will be collected uponI see that the land controlled by King Keller is small and concentrated in the land called Pennsylvania. I and Rahl control much territory there. I caution King Keller to not stray into my land or I will unleash my army to seek restitution. I support your ambitions of power and someday you may be invited to join me at my castle but your army is weak and your alliances are questionable! 🐢🐢. LT
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Wow zeros all hail he king
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LaTortuga wrote:
Agree 👍 but very entertaining post I've been following what our King is saying and it appears he must have lost 70000 mob or so as I think the king should go into hiding for awhile 🙀😉I see that the land controlled by King Keller is small and concentrated in the land called Pennsylvania. I and Rahl control much territory there. I caution King Keller to not stray into my land or I will unleash my army to seek restitution. I support your ambitions of power and someday you may be invited to join me at my castle but your army is weak and your alliances are questionable! 🐢🐢. LT
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The King will never show his true numbers in power. You all shall be lead to believe what you see on the screen. The King and his mighty Royal Army shall stampede through the land and make this Nick bow before The King and beg for The Kings mercy. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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King Keller wrote:
You may not, but I will: 0.The King will never show his true numbers in power. You all shall be lead to believe what you see on the screen. The King and his mighty Royal Army shall stampede through the land and make this Nick bow before The King and beg for The Kings mercy. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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You are all reacting to the new king like the world reacted to jesus, in time, he will be accepted as your leader
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hotrodtech wrote:
You didn't "take" anything. You were granted what you were given. Be thankful The King has The Treaty of 2015 in place, for all would be doomed. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!LaTortuga wrote:
I took all of his capos from him so he isn't king of the land , he is only king in his own mind , by my calculation he also is making no money the so called king is in debt and will be collected uponI see that the land controlled by King Keller is small and concentrated in the land called Pennsylvania. I and Rahl control much territory there. I caution King Keller to not stray into my land or I will unleash my army to seek restitution. I support your ambitions of power and someday you may be invited to join me at my castle but your army is weak and your alliances are questionable! 🐢🐢. LT
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King Keller wrote:
Break the "treaty".hotrodtech wrote:
You didn't "take" anything. You were granted what you were given. Be thankful The King has The Treaty of 2015 in place, for all would be doomed. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!LaTortuga wrote:
I took all of his capos from him so he isn't king of the land , he is only king in his own mind , by my calculation he also is making no money the so called king is in debt and will be collected uponI see that the land controlled by King Keller is small and concentrated in the land called Pennsylvania. I and Rahl control much territory there. I caution King Keller to not stray into my land or I will unleash my army to seek restitution. I support your ambitions of power and someday you may be invited to join me at my castle but your army is weak and your alliances are questionable! 🐢🐢. LT
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The King does not break treaties. That is dishonorable. The King is a man of honor and dignity. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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There is no Treaty of 2015 to break seeing as how Keller is no king of any land that I have come across and I've been to many lands.
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!My king, i bring word from the royal doctors. It seems helixranger has a terminal case of buzz-kill-itus, a disease detrimental to one's sense of humour... The doctors say its so advanced theyve never seen anything like it.. They recommend you to watch the dark knight and honestly answer... Why so serious?
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King Keller wrote:
You are physically hurting my brain.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!My king, i bring word from the royal doctors. It seems helixranger has a terminal case of buzz-kill-itus, a disease detrimental to one's sense of humour... The doctors say its so advanced theyve never seen anything like it.. They recommend you to watch the dark knight and honestly answer... Why so serious?
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Nexx, those are just symptoms of resisting The Royal Kingdom. Once you take the Oath of Awesomeness, your head will be clear and your spirit will be free. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Hmmm, i shall see the royal doctors about this...King Keller wrote:
You are physically hurting my brain.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!My king, i bring word from the royal doctors. It seems helixranger has a terminal case of buzz-kill-itus, a disease detrimental to one's sense of humour... The doctors say its so advanced theyve never seen anything like it.. They recommend you to watch the dark knight and honestly answer... Why so serious?
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
This is why General Ka-Boom is in charge of The Royal Federation of Scientists.ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Hmmm, i shall see the royal doctors about this...King Keller wrote:
You are physically hurting my brain.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!My king, i bring word from the royal doctors. It seems helixranger has a terminal case of buzz-kill-itus, a disease detrimental to one's sense of humour... The doctors say its so advanced theyve never seen anything like it.. They recommend you to watch the dark knight and honestly answer... Why so serious?
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King Keller wrote:
But can he revive Chewie?💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
This is why General Ka-Boom is in charge of The Royal Federation of Scientists.ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Hmmm, i shall see the royal doctors about this...King Keller wrote:
You are physically hurting my brain.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!My king, i bring word from the royal doctors. It seems helixranger has a terminal case of buzz-kill-itus, a disease detrimental to one's sense of humour... The doctors say its so advanced theyve never seen anything like it.. They recommend you to watch the dark knight and honestly answer... Why so serious?
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Hmmm.... Intriguing... I suppose it is possible, however unlikely... We would of course need the cause of death, or else we have no idea what we are dealing with here...King Keller wrote:
But can he revive Chewie?💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
This is why General Ka-Boom is in charge of The Royal Federation of Scientists.ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
Hmmm, i shall see the royal doctors about this...King Keller wrote:
You are physically hurting my brain.💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
The General has spoken! Accept his diagnosis and follow his regime and all shall be cured. ALL HAIL THE GENERAL!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!✂️
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We shall just bury Chewie. No cause of death jas been issued. THAT IS THE VERDICT!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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I call bs on your "treaty." There's no evidence that "Lord Garrett" has been active since the end of August. Show proof or admit you are a liar. (Granted, we all knew the treaty wasn't real to start with.)
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Mystery wrote:
General Ka-Boom & General Turf Warrior & Krampus all now about the TW Treaty of 2015. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!I call bs on your "treaty." There's no evidence that "Lord Garrett" has been active since the end of August. Show proof or admit you are a liar. (Granted, we all knew the treaty wasn't real to start with.)
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King Keller wrote:
All now?Mystery wrote:
General Ka-Boom & General Turf Warrior & Krampus all now about the TW Treaty of 2015. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!I call bs on your "treaty." There's no evidence that "Lord Garrett" has been active since the end of August. Show proof or admit you are a liar. (Granted, we all knew the treaty wasn't real to start with.)
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My printing press has a serious issue with auto-correct. The King apologizes.
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King Keller wrote:
If you mean they know about it, anyone that reads the forum "knows" about it. You announcing that it exists isn't proof.Mystery wrote:
General Ka-Boom & General Turf Warrior & Krampus all now about the TW Treaty of 2015.✂️I call bs on your "treaty." There's no evidence that "Lord Garrett" has been active since the end of August. Show proof or admit you are a liar. (Granted, we all knew the treaty wasn't real to start with.)
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They witnessed the signing. That is all. Good day. ALL HAIL THE KING
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I'm about to witness something. It will happen in a couple days. It's called Sweet Chin Music!!! That is all. Good day. ALL HAIL LORD RAHL
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Oh snap!!! A WWE reference from a decade ago. The King is impressed. You going to give The King the bottom line, if you smell what The King is cooking?
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King Keller wrote:
I see what you did there.Oh snap!!! A WWE reference from a decade ago. The King is impressed. You going to give The King the bottom line, if you smell what The King is cooking?
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This self proclaimed King is entertaining if nothing else :)
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I can't tell if some people are serious or not with their comments in this thread. I hope not. ALL HAIL THE KING!
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King Keller wrote:
No they didn't.They witnessed the signing. That is all. Good day.✂️
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