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Salvation and royalty to your lands of turf. Why you ask? Because I am The King, and The King is awesome!!!! That is all. Good day!
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That's awfully nice of you Mr The King sir.
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You, jimpun shall be blessed with 1000 blessings. The King is feeling very generous and shall send you a herd of sheep as well
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You may be a king, but I am the Lord Rahl and you shall bow down before me.
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Lord rahl: The King understands your frustrations. In good faith, The King shall send you 2 llamas as a peace offering in hopes to share our awesomeness amongst the land.
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King Keller wrote:
Last time I checked, there was only enough room for one almighty ruler of the lands. If I were you Rahl, I would very disrespectfully decline this savage's petty offer of 2 llamasLord rahl: The King understands your frustrations. In good faith, The King shall send you 2 llamas as a peace offering in hopes to share our awesomeness amongst the land.
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You sir shall be ravaged with drought and famine across your land
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King Keller wrote:
I don't give two shakes of a stick for what you'll do to meYou sir shall be ravaged with drought and famine across your land
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How about 3 shakes of a stick?
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Wait who made him King?? 🐢
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Although Rahl seems a little Dark! I vote for Rahl! 🐢
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We don't need no hare-lipped, crooked toothed, hunchbacked, blue blooded pasty skinned geezer of a king. Cuz... Murica! dammit!
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The King isn't "made" The King was born into royalty.
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King Keller wrote:
Pfft, please. The only way to salvation is via the Nomadic Church of Righteousness. Swing by for a visit sometime and listen to one of ༦Ꭾཞɛąƈɧɛཞ☦༤'s sermons. Only then will the door be opened to you.🙏🏼Salvation and royalty to your lands of turf. Why you ask? Because I am The King, and The King is awesome!!!! That is all. Good day!
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A king no matter how great or mighty who is blind to the holy nomadic truth of wisdoms glory is but a mere pauper dreaming of greatness. Amen 🙏🏼
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༦Ꭾཞɛąƈɧɛཞ☦༤ wrote:
Put 'em in a coffinA king no matter how great or mighty who is blind to the holy nomadic truth of wisdoms glory is but a mere pauper dreaming of greatness. Amen 🙏🏼
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Ahhhhh, the king is back. anyone else actually remember this guy but me?
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I remember a dude with a real similar name. King Kelder wasn't it? Mystery remembers him I bet.Ahhhhh, the king is back. anyone else actually remember this guy but me?
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All hail mein kaiser!
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Yea. Kelder. I remember him too.Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I remember a dude with a real similar name. King Kelder wasn't it? Mystery remembers him I bet.Ahhhhh, the king is back. anyone else actually remember this guy but me?
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King Keller wrote:
Let's start a revolution!!!!Salvation and royalty to your lands of turf. Why you ask? Because I am The King, and The King is awesome!!!! That is all. Good day!
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King Keller wrote:
😂😂😂😂How about 3 shakes of a stick?
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The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
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King Keller wrote:
Wait until LordGarrett returns to find a suitor to his throne. You'll be in a spot of bother then wee man.The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
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King Keller wrote:
But it appears the Kings army is rather puny and weak?The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
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The Royal Army is not only large in numbers, but is also ruthless & merciless. The King has taken his rightful spot on the throne. Now bow before your mighty King!!!! The King shall bring prosperity & many fortunes to this once rubbish land.
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We shall see how powerful your kingdom is after the wrath of the mighty Core legions deal with you.Repent to the Holy Pumpkin and then we shall think of sparing your life.
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Or a generous donation of 150 shekels will suffice.
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
Hadn't thought of that. A LordGarrett/King Keller battle. The battle to rule them all.King Keller wrote:
Wait until LordGarrett returns to find a suitor to his throne. You'll be in a spot of bother then wee man.The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
Or what if they teamed up?????
👦🏼👊🏼🌪
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What if "they" we're they same person? The King has spoken of the mightiest commandment. Let they kingdom grow!!!
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Ojibwe wrote:
How is your leader doing? The King is the answer!We don't need no hare-lipped, crooked toothed, hunchbacked, blue blooded pasty skinned geezer of a king. Cuz... Murica! dammit!
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