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I can see I just got a quick hop and jump to his kingdom hhhhmmm
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King Keller wrote:
That did cross my mind, it would certainly make fuckin sense!What if "they" we're they same person? The King has spoken of the mightiest commandment. Let they kingdom grow!!!
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Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
If they team up the AKR Alliance/ Keller Kingdom would rule supreme and all would shake in their boots. Mickey Dunn & Chucky would reset in fear leaving the rest of us with two choices; join this new regime or run in fear.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
Hadn't thought of that. A LordGarrett/King Keller battle. The battle to rule them all.King Keller wrote:
Wait until LordGarrett returns to find a suitor to his throne. You'll be in a spot of bother then wee man.The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
Or what if they teamed up?????
👦🏼👊🏼🌪
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The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
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King Keller wrote:
Looks at your stats.The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
A lot of fear there.
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Helixranger wrote:
Clearly you will be the first to fallKing Keller wrote:
Looks at your stats.The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
A lot of fear there.
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The King hides his army. They run throughout the world.
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King Keller wrote:
Do you hide your armies in your sleevies?The King hides his army. They run throughout the world.
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It's a deep secret. The King only reveals it to his closest army personnel
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Unfortunately.Turf🐑Warrior wrote:
I remember a dude with a real similar name. King Kelder wasn't it? Mystery remembers him I bet.Ahhhhh, the king is back. anyone else actually remember this guy but me?
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Sadly yes, yet I don't care too much about it.Helixranger wrote:
Clearly you will be the first to fallKing Keller wrote:
Looks at your stats.The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
A lot of fear there.
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ｎｅｘｘ🎲ᵑᵒᵐᵅᵈ༤ wrote:
King Keller wrote:
Do you hide your armies in your sleevies?The King hides his army. They run throughout the world.
Classic "Dad" joke. Love it.
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Helixranger wrote:
You ccared enough to post in The Kings thread!💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Sadly yes, yet I don't care too much about it.Helixranger wrote:
Clearly you will be the first to fallKing Keller wrote:
Looks at your stats.The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
A lot of fear there.
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Something big is coming from The King!!! Be prepared for it'll be momentous!!!!
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TrailerTrash wrote:
That's who that is.King Keller wrote:
You said this last time. When was that? 2 or 3 years ago?It better be very big cause I've been waiting for a long time.Something big is coming from The King!!! Be prepared for it'll be momentous!!!!
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ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
Haha, that would be a battle of the century. Where is the almighty Lordgarrett anyways? Has he abandoned his great plan of controlling Alaska and the world?King Keller wrote:
Wait until LordGarrett returns to find a suitor to his throne. You'll be in a spot of bother then wee man.The King has returned from his glorious resting of his eyes. Your great ruler & leader of these tiffs is disappointed with all your negativity. The King shall send his royal army out and force his hind and his will upon you all!!
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King Keller wrote:
You sir shall be ravaged with drought and famine across your land
I am Stratosphere, the physical manifestation of the Atmosphere!! You have no power here. For your blasphemous statement, you will be punished with 500 years of torrential and unrelenting drizzle!!💦☁
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Drizzle? The King smites drizzle. The King calls you on your drizzle and raises you famine!
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Lord Garrett is currently in negotiations with The King
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King Keller wrote:
Does his farts smell of vanilla like we are lead to believe??Lord Garrett is currently in negotiations with The King
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The Lord has been very respectful and has left the room to pass wind.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
His farts are where we get vanilla extract fromKing Keller wrote:
Does his farts smell of vanilla like we are lead to believe??Lord Garrett is currently in negotiations with The King
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King Keller wrote:
Hahaha. You're a funny man.Helixranger wrote:
You ccared enough to post in The Kings thread!💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
Sadly yes, yet I don't care too much about it.Helixranger wrote:
Clearly you will be the first to fallKing Keller wrote:
Looks at your stats.The King does not wish for you all to live in fear. As long as you all stay in order and pay your living taxes, there will be peace and harmony. Long live The King
A lot of fear there.
Honestly in this game you can never die. But saying I'm scared is complete BS.
The point is I don't punch codes, even though it's recommended. I just hang around the forums now.
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The King likes your style
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Lol to the King.. Who are you to even think you are a King in TW.. See how long you last till you Rest
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The King never rests, for being a king is a full time job. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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King Keller wrote:
Based on your mob size, you are doing a lot of resting.The King never rests, for being a king is a full time job. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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Tell your subjects and their children they had better be kind and respectful folk, for it is only 8 nights until Krampusnacht.
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The King will be sure to leave a grand feast for Krampus. Even if he has no other reason to stop, The King will make a sacrifice in honor of Krampus! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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King Keller wrote:
The King will be sure to leave a grand feast for Krampus. Even if he has no other reason to stop, The King will make a sacrifice in honor of Krampus! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Who are you again?
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