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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To plant turf!
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*crickets chirping*
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How many mobsters does it take to throw a man down the stairs?
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Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like having BBQs?
A: because the rice keeps falling through the grill.
NOTE: I'm Puerto Rican so, please realise it's just a joke and don't whine if you didn't find it funny. I have MANY more.
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A Turfwars Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Chucky Dunn, has cheated him out of $3 billion. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Chucky D would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Chucky about his missing $3 billion, he takes along his lawyer, Browngoat, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 3 billion bucks is that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Chucky where the money is.
Chuck signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
Browngoat tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Chucky's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Mr. Dunn, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
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Dunn signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a black briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Stewie Nomad's backyard in Detroit !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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〓 CANDO 〓 wrote:
Que lo que ay..soy boriqua tambien... 👊 toma, un cervesa mas fina 🍻Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like having BBQs?
A: because the rice keeps falling through the grill.
NOTE: I'm Puerto Rican so, please realise it's just a joke and don't whine if you didn't find it funny. I have MANY more.
Tranquillo amigo!
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pugshark wrote:
TL;DRA Turfwars Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Chucky Dunn, has cheated him out of $3 billion. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Chucky D would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Chucky about his missing $3 billion, he takes along his lawyer, Browngoat, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 3 billion bucks is that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Chucky where the money is.
Chuck signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
Browngoat tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Chucky's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Mr. Dunn, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
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Ӈཪ༱عɗ☠ᏩᎧེ͜Ꭷེℵ wrote:
〓 CANDO 〓 wrote:
Que lo que ay..soy boriqua tambien... 👊 toma, un cervesa mas fina 🍻Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like having BBQs?
A: because the rice keeps falling through the grill.
NOTE: I'm Puerto Rican so, please realise it's just a joke and don't whine if you didn't find it funny. I have MANY more.
Tranquillo amigo!
!A sure salud!
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!A su salud!* spell check sucks. :)
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Q: What do you call a chick with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen
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I heard your girls hair is so short that, when she braids it, it looks like stitches.
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〓 CANDO 〓 wrote:
Q: What do you call a Japanese chick with one leg shorter than the other?Q: What do you call a chick with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen
A: Irene
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@Brownnote...Ha! (only person I ever heard say the follow up.)
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In the news, today's forecast: it's gonna be light all day and dark all night.
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〓 CANDO 〓 wrote:
i just sent that to my friend. he thought it was absolutely hilarious (he's puerto rican too)Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like having BBQs?
A: because the rice keeps falling through the grill.
NOTE: I'm Puerto Rican so, please realise it's just a joke and don't whine if you didn't find it funny. I have MANY more.
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Q: What's white and ten inches long?
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Big Iron Buck wrote:
Well, you've never met me😉Q: What's white and ten inches long?
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💣KA-BOOM💣 wrote:
🙈🙉🙊😳Big Iron Buck wrote:
Well, you've never met me😉Q: What's white and ten inches long?
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@devildriver...Cool :)
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Q: what do you call a dude with no arms or legs in front of your doorstep?
A: Mat
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...and remember kids, Bob spelled backwards is Bob.
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Oddly enough a 'Palindrome' isn't self referential ...
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.. But the other day I asked my friend ... Eva, can I see bees in a cave?
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Q: what's the fastest animal in the world?
A: a chicken running through Ethiopia.
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I heard that your girl is so skinny that, she can dodge rain drops.
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Big Iron Buck wrote:
Q: What's white and ten inches long?
A: NOTHINGWhat's black and 10 feet long?
A truck.
What's black and 12 inches long?
A toy truck.
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TarheelSK wrote:
LMFAOBig Iron Buck wrote:
Q: What's white and ten inches long?
A: NOTHINGWhat's black and 10 feet long?
A truck.
What's black and 12 inches long?
A toy truck.
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How Long is a China man's name.
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Big Iron Buck wrote:
Ever heard of the Chinese assassin named Kil Yu?How Long is a China man's name.
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I know a chick that went to the local Chinese restaraunt trying to get an order of sum yun guy.
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