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• pugshark Sep 21, 2015

  A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise.’

  The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

  Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

  ‘Good grief, did you see that?’ she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..

  Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

  ‘Please sir,’ says the waiter, ‘what did you order?’

  The husband replies, ‘Chicken Surprise.’

  ‘Ah! I’m so sorry,’ says the waiter, ‘I brought you the Peeking Duck".
• MichaelGX Nov 19, 2015

  Some are bigger than others.
  All men have them.
  One gives it to his wife after he's married.

  It's a last name.
  What did u think it was?
• 💣KA-BOOM💣 Nov 20, 2015

  MichaelGX wrote:

  Some are bigger than others.
  All men have them.
  One gives it to his wife after he's married.

  It's a last name.
  What did u think it was?
  

  Herpes.
• pugshark Nov 20, 2015

  A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse"
• MichaelGX Nov 20, 2015

  "Knock knock"
  "Who's there?"
  "KGB"
  "KGB who--?"
  *SLAP*
  "WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"
• SkyTheLimit Nov 20, 2015

  Love em

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